That song is so cringeworthy for an action flick

That song is so cringeworthy for an action flick.

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>action flick
>not character drama

youtube.com/watch?v=0oWFMGm58K8

DC would have used the original.

How will people react when this makes more money than BvS?

If anyone is not familar with the premise this is a synopsis of it
youtu.be/ZiS5_DCpJNU
I wouldn't worry about spoilers, it seems like the film is just taking the basic idea and doing their own thing.

>lol random swearing

I don't know what video you watched but that was some strategically placed swearing.

Should have used this one
youtube.com/watch?v=CuW_XMuTYqk

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I dunno why they skipped to that part of the song when "What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end." basically fits the premise of the movie perfectly.

My Sup Forums autism flared.

>3 "fuck" per sentence
>strategically place
Pick one.

So if the girl is X-23 what does that mean for the one who died in X2?

shouldn't wolverine remember killing one of strikers right hand-woman before

Anyone else think this trailer would have been better with NiN's original version?

youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

>So if the girl is X-23 what does that mean for the one who died in X2?

That was Lady Deathstrike, FFFS X-23 didn't even exist in 2003.

DC BTFO ONCE AGAIN AHAHAHA

Yes very much so. Can this be the one movie to save the X-Men franchise, which has been nothing but cheesy shitty turds so far?

Even Trent said Cash made the song his own. The two are very different beasts with entirely different connotations to the listener. As much as we both love the original, it just wouldn't work in this context.

The trailer sucks because of that music of some random old fart "singing"

read Plus they retconned the first 3 xmen movies and the first 2 wolverine movies.

Fucking fite me 1v1

>capekino trailer
>silver spoon in hand starts playing

Why doesn't the hulk help out?

too busy banging she-hulk

Too busy mirin those dubs

No
The Johnny Cash version is an old man's pain
Which is what the movie is
Faggot

It's even bad with character drama. Couldn't be anymore fucking literal and distracting from what is going on in the trailer.

Will X-23 already have the adumantium? We see Logan block claws similar to what she would have, but how the hell would that work? If her bones are coated in an indestructable metal when she's a kid how the fuck does she grow?

Too busy broing it up with Hemsworth in the halls of Valhalla

>muh kinematograph
>muh everything must be an allegory and God forbid anything ever is literal or straightforward
Wanna know how I know you're a pleb posing as a patrician?

Johnny cash instead of nin because he's old?

Then what about iron manlet or cap?

>If her bones are coated in an indestructable metal when she's a kid how the fuck does she grow?

X-23 only has adamantium on her claws, not her entire skeleton, her claw growth may be retarded but everything else is fine.

Well that just looks terrible. It's just a near future midwest version of that japanese wolverine movie. Fucking gay.

X-Men movies aren't in the same universe as the other Marvel movies.

user, you know perfectly well that FOX movies don't interact with Marvel's movies, so you can drop it now.

How are they similar?

But how wasn't Logan supposed to be one of a kind?

:(

>oh wah I live forever
>I'm gonna go hide
>welp time to connect with helpless female #69
>someone minor villains try to intimidate/kidnap them
>some character dies
>weaksauce villain loses no problem
>redeemed logan joins society again until his next descent into emo loner wasteland

I don't know maybe I just don't like the wolverine character as he's fleshed out in the setting. He just seems like a huge fucking whiner.

Why don't you go skim X-23's origin on Wikipedia and come back? Seriously, not trying to be an asshole, but this is shit you can look up.

Even if you've only watched the movies there's been 3 other people almost exactly like him

this looks fucking poor, what the fuck did I just watch?

no no no

>oh wah I live forever
You literally got the first one wrong retard. The whole premise is he's getting old and his healing factor and immortality are going to shit. Also Prof X is literally some old fart shitting in his pants and forgetting stuff.

You just watched capeshit, the worst kind of movie there is.

He's basically exactly the same except he has a beard and maybe his hair is a bit grey. His hair being grey doesn't even necessarily mean he's ever going to die, he could just end up being a white haired wolverine forever.

It's a shitty movie. I was on board until I saw the 100 polished black mil SUVs coming and I realized "oh its this again".

*capekino

I'm kinda pissed they don't make it clear what the actual conflict is in this. They showed some bad guys who in all likelihood want to steal the girl, but who are they? It's been a looong time since I read the comics.

I gotta say, I love the color filter on this trailer. It makes everything look so god damn ugly. It will be interesting to see if the finished movie looks the same.

>I'm kinda pissed they don't make it clear what the actual conflict is in this.

Remember when trailers DIDN'T give everything away? Remember user?

looks good desu

Yeah, I get where you're coming from, I guess I was just disappointed because everything about it looks so incredibly generic. Gruff loner takes in orphan in depressing desert future, handsome white guy in a long coat wants to ruin everything. I wanna know why I should care.

Terminator was the best for this. Gave away literally everything.

"That song isn't mine anymore" - Trent Reznor

Nah check out Total Recall, the greatest 3 minute summary I've ever seen.

No, not really. He's just got healing powers.

The metal came later and was manufactured. Without it, Wolverine is actually pretty shit, since his claws are just bone that can be broken pretty easily and lack any real cutting power.

this will be the movie we've been waiting for since UNBREAKABLE

What a cuck

So is this supposed to be based on old man logan?

"LOOSELY"

It's not a flick it's a movie

Not really.

So Magneto was right all along and they should have ruled the world as mutants?

not a movie, it's kino

>Ben Affleck's Batman Tributes
who the fuck sits down and says "yeah I'm gonna tribute Ben Affleck's Batman on youtube!"

How the fuck did they manage to wipe out every mutant except Xavier and Logan?

>His hair being grey doesn't even necessarily mean he's ever going to die
No nigger, you don't understand. It is literally stated in the synopsis that his powers are going to shit. For the purpose of this movie he's not immortal anymore and he doesn't heal up.

this

probably some mutants hiding around here and there.

Pretty much yeah.
desu Magneto's plan to makes everyone a mutant was the right thing to do.

>Entire premise is always about the Xmen fighting for peace between humans and mutants
>Future stories always end up with the mutants absolutely wiped out by humans or hiding underground

When will Charles accept Magneto was right

> Logan hold a shovel and look sad

THANKS FOX FOR SPOILING THE MOVIE IN THE TRAILER.

I'm willing to bet it's a misdirection. I mean it's just wayyy too obvious to actually be Xavier being buried.

Yeah but sadly i think they are enough stupid to do that.

I know, fuck.
I want to believe.

You deserve this place.

This just in, local internet user delivers meme to express displeasure. News at 11.

>Logan change Xavier's diaper full of shit while Xavier touch his flacid penis in this movie

If they do that, this movie will be true capefeelingkino

Will he make for some good memes?

>scatfag and diaperfag

I wish I could erase you with a thought

Not anymore, way to jinx it

LOOKS LIKE MUTANT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>strategically placed
Please stop breaking rule 13

It's not my fetish idiot. Do you ever work in an hospital with old people ?
Because i do and it's the truth. Old people with dementia do that.

>Logan ages slow as fuck
>Is an old man in this movie
>Professor X is somehow still alive, though

What gives?

Only thing cringey I see here is you thinking its cringey

Clones.
Do you ever see XM3 ?
God...

>Because i do and it's the truth. Old people with dementia do that.

No one wants to hear about it, scatfag and putting it in movies doesn;t make something "kino" stop being a retard

In the comics, his healing power just stops and he ages rapidly.

> He doesn't understand that at first it was just a joke about over realistic things in a super hero movie make it kino.

Logan is tricked by Calaban into killing ALL the X-men. Charles Ghost hangs out to annoy Logan.

No. That's not what happens. Please don't act like you've read the comics when you clearly haven't. His powers never 'just' stop working and he doesn't 'just age rapidly.

How many fucking times?
Logan is losing his power and has been aging normally for some time. Also he still looks a whole lot younger than Xavier.

>Not the Gregorian version
youtube.com/watch?v=BpGUSXNyDi8

It doesn't 'just stop.' It breaks.

I'm waiting for some autist to pull a
>hurrr reading comics
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This is not an adaptation of Old Man Logan, fucktard, the only common point is Logan being old. In this movie his powers stopped working or almost.

The misadventures of Luke Skywalker and his gang of raiders in an alternate timeline where Kenobi never found him and led him to being a jedi.

I'm not denying that. I'm just saying that first poster is an idiot for claiming that Logan's powers ever 'just stop working' in the comics. They do in this film, sure. But never in the comics like he claimed.

So its just like that japanese one again, like I said. It's billed as a gritty, introspective adventure of "Logan" with diminished powers. Then it shits the bed and becomes a fragfest with Wolverine jumping through the air dicing up dozens of nameless faceless nobodies.

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so what happened to the Xman?