Tinder thread. I'm bored as fuck lets have some fun, I will be replying with the best replies.
Tinder thread. I'm bored as fuck lets have some fun, I will be replying with the best replies
> are you still lactating?
She seems cute in a "hump and dump" kind of way - get her to send you pictures of her anus
how do i go about that?
Just tell her to, she seems like the submissive type
talk about how your disgusted by anal sex with herm that always ends up talking about anal sex and can be used to get that photo
you guys suck give me something serious to say
How about those packers ? I´d like to pack your ass
Rate my christmas poem
To cook a turkey, takes 10 years
My dad's had like 37 beers
I'm so hungry, I can't wait
But all I see is my empty plate
I want some food
TONY I'M STARVING
>19 and a mom
Dude, don't fuck with us, just marry her and raise the kid proper. Maybe make another that's yours.
Get to know her and if shes your type and youre capable of providing, then go for it. She looks cute.
I'm not raising someone else's kid you moron
Savage out of the gate!
He looks kinda hot. Ask for a dick pick.
Damn dude
If fuck knows, why don't we ask him?
“Have you learned from your mistake and started taking the pill?”
Are ye down for a toot in the pooper?
hahaha ill use this
Next time don't forget to take it in the face instead
“At least you have experience with fitting big things inside you, my huge dick will pose no challenge. Send nudes. Please respond.”
Personality of a brick
Young dumb and full of cum
Lets see how strong my swimmers are then.
Say: Sorry if that came out the wrong way. My sense of humour is weird hahaha and I’m kinda nervous cos you’re really fit... can we start over?xxx
Cringed reading that, jesus.
tesco mobile?
dude that's like even shiiter than giffgaff
what do you get paid in? coal?
"I can't promise I won't knock you up again"
I think it's you m8
imagine caring about a mobile phone network
Just write 'Daddy needs a milking'
Exactly, if she’s desperate enough to fall for the bait and opens up the next zinger will hit her even harder.
Pretty sure that's her way of saying "I couldn't give two shits if this fag continues to message me so hopefully I can at least be entertained."
I have to all the time cause I'm an adult
"is the baby black"
yeah i know shes not interested, but still.
If you read into that, she's single. Still take the pill. That means she's still dtf. She is kinda cute too.
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I agree with him, you have to be a fucking degenerate to have Tesco mobile, topfuckingkek.
Top tier: EE, O2
Good tier: 3
Average tier: Vodafone
Bad tier: Giffgaff
Dogshit poorfag tier: Tesco
forgot about bt there m8
Nothing wrong with GiffGaff.. I have used them for years and had no problems. £12 a month and I get unlimited everything.
They are probably in between good and average tiers. Cheers pal
i dont get it? whats so bad about it
Shutup you fucking degenerate.
LOL yeah, while sitting in my mansion
If this fails I give up
Put 'Also, im 12 btw'
only here in the uk could mobile networks reflect the class system. I love England
Brexit
smooth
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On a side note I'd really appreciate some advice. assuming you both realise that she's slutty, how do you get from small talk to the usual "wanna come over?"
obey the trips
Really has nothing to do with class, I have money because I save what I can and don't spend it on useless shit nobody needs.
unlimited faps.
imagine telling your gf you are on giffgaff
that'll ensure she wont get wet
good job virgin
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Chill out scrooge
You're a man of wit
I can suck my cock
you poem is shit
I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck cause she's on it too.
/thread
wouldn't put o2 there...
You do realise your “unlimited” data slows down after you use a certain amount?
and the chavs live happily ever after
I'd rather fuck a disease riddled crackhead than someone who is on giffgaff.
Back to the fucking story.....
/thread
I know it's bait but really..
Zzzzz
Giffgaff shill detected
Hey now. One of those gave birth to you. That's a bit harsh.
My mums not on giffgaff m8
>tfw Giffgaff & Tesco use O2 networks
Giffgaff shill #2 detected
She sure is a conversationalist.
Op, I think if she wasn't so far away she could be interested..
Kekington
Wrong, just pointing out how stupid you sound.
What did I do wrong? :(
fucking hell she is dull
nothing, this is why i dont use online dating of any sort, average looking girls are always on their high horse and think they're the shit
Wrong football.
She's just not that into you.
Your not Muslim or black
You had a fair crack mate...
op are really gonna travel over a 100km just to get laid?
Alright next girl, ignore past conversation. Help me out my loneliness is killing me
ask which network she is on
nah she's from my town, she was 15 km away earlier, must be visiting family or something.
"What mobile network are you on?"
Getting 'of' and 'off' mixed up would bother me
Why are your conversational skills so weak and why are you acting so submissive? It is very unattractive.
Where does she live? Anons might be nearby that can get laid instead.
Ask her about herself and her goals in life and then what she likes to do to "fun".
This
because im a social retard
Doubles. It's God's will
"Alright lets cut the bullshit. How about you nosh on my man sausage munter?"
can my dad an i come over and fuck you?
Giz a gobble
This, and judge her according to
could you be any more retarded come over and suck my dick you dumb twat
Moak liek he should respond with the actual list.
I'm currently on tinder, hoping this tread helps me get laid.