Tinder thread. I'm bored as fuck lets have some fun, I will be replying with the best replies

Tinder thread. I'm bored as fuck lets have some fun, I will be replying with the best replies.

> are you still lactating?

She seems cute in a "hump and dump" kind of way - get her to send you pictures of her anus

how do i go about that?

Just tell her to, she seems like the submissive type

talk about how your disgusted by anal sex with herm that always ends up talking about anal sex and can be used to get that photo

you guys suck give me something serious to say

How about those packers ? I´d like to pack your ass

Rate my christmas poem

To cook a turkey, takes 10 years
My dad's had like 37 beers
I'm so hungry, I can't wait
But all I see is my empty plate

I want some food
TONY I'M STARVING

>19 and a mom

Dude, don't fuck with us, just marry her and raise the kid proper. Maybe make another that's yours.
Get to know her and if shes your type and youre capable of providing, then go for it. She looks cute.

I'm not raising someone else's kid you moron

Savage out of the gate!

He looks kinda hot. Ask for a dick pick.

Damn dude

If fuck knows, why don't we ask him?

“Have you learned from your mistake and started taking the pill?”

Are ye down for a toot in the pooper?

hahaha ill use this

Next time don't forget to take it in the face instead

“At least you have experience with fitting big things inside you, my huge dick will pose no challenge. Send nudes. Please respond.”

Personality of a brick

Young dumb and full of cum

Lets see how strong my swimmers are then.

Say: Sorry if that came out the wrong way. My sense of humour is weird hahaha and I’m kinda nervous cos you’re really fit... can we start over?xxx

Cringed reading that, jesus.

tesco mobile?
dude that's like even shiiter than giffgaff
what do you get paid in? coal?

"I can't promise I won't knock you up again"

I think it's you m8

imagine caring about a mobile phone network

Just write 'Daddy needs a milking'

Exactly, if she’s desperate enough to fall for the bait and opens up the next zinger will hit her even harder.

Pretty sure that's her way of saying "I couldn't give two shits if this fag continues to message me so hopefully I can at least be entertained."

I have to all the time cause I'm an adult

"is the baby black"

yeah i know shes not interested, but still.

If you read into that, she's single. Still take the pill. That means she's still dtf. She is kinda cute too.

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I agree with him, you have to be a fucking degenerate to have Tesco mobile, topfuckingkek.
Top tier: EE, O2
Good tier: 3
Average tier: Vodafone
Bad tier: Giffgaff
Dogshit poorfag tier: Tesco

forgot about bt there m8

Nothing wrong with GiffGaff.. I have used them for years and had no problems. £12 a month and I get unlimited everything.

They are probably in between good and average tiers. Cheers pal

i dont get it? whats so bad about it

Shutup you fucking degenerate.

LOL yeah, while sitting in my mansion

If this fails I give up

Put 'Also, im 12 btw'

only here in the uk could mobile networks reflect the class system. I love England
Brexit

smooth

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On a side note I'd really appreciate some advice. assuming you both realise that she's slutty, how do you get from small talk to the usual "wanna come over?"

obey the trips

Really has nothing to do with class, I have money because I save what I can and don't spend it on useless shit nobody needs.

unlimited faps.
imagine telling your gf you are on giffgaff
that'll ensure she wont get wet

good job virgin

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Chill out scrooge

You're a man of wit
I can suck my cock
you poem is shit

I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck cause she's on it too.

/thread

wouldn't put o2 there...

You do realise your “unlimited” data slows down after you use a certain amount?

and the chavs live happily ever after

I'd rather fuck a disease riddled crackhead than someone who is on giffgaff.

Back to the fucking story.....

/thread

I know it's bait but really..

Zzzzz

Giffgaff shill detected

Hey now. One of those gave birth to you. That's a bit harsh.

My mums not on giffgaff m8

>tfw Giffgaff & Tesco use O2 networks

Giffgaff shill #2 detected

She sure is a conversationalist.

Op, I think if she wasn't so far away she could be interested..

Kekington

Wrong, just pointing out how stupid you sound.

What did I do wrong? :(

fucking hell she is dull

nothing, this is why i dont use online dating of any sort, average looking girls are always on their high horse and think they're the shit

Wrong football.

She's just not that into you.

Your not Muslim or black

You had a fair crack mate...

op are really gonna travel over a 100km just to get laid?

Alright next girl, ignore past conversation. Help me out my loneliness is killing me

ask which network she is on

nah she's from my town, she was 15 km away earlier, must be visiting family or something.

"What mobile network are you on?"

Getting 'of' and 'off' mixed up would bother me

Why are your conversational skills so weak and why are you acting so submissive? It is very unattractive.

Where does she live? Anons might be nearby that can get laid instead.

Ask her about herself and her goals in life and then what she likes to do to "fun".

This

because im a social retard

Doubles. It's God's will

"Alright lets cut the bullshit. How about you nosh on my man sausage munter?"

can my dad an i come over and fuck you?

Giz a gobble

This, and judge her according to

could you be any more retarded come over and suck my dick you dumb twat

Moak liek he should respond with the actual list.

I'm currently on tinder, hoping this tread helps me get laid.