Truckerfag here. I've got about an hour to kill. What have you always wanted to know about trucks and trucking?

Truckerfag here. I've got about an hour to kill. What have you always wanted to know about trucks and trucking?

where do you dispose of your piss jugs while on the road?

Ever hook up with a truck stop whore?

Truck stop trash cans are well equipped to handle them if you're inclined to live that lifestyle.

Have you ever taken uppers to keep going? Is it common in the industry?

Nah. They're pretty much all clapped out 40+ ex-strippers or howling nigress hambeasts.

Do you give rides to hitch hikers?
Any good stories on that?

and if you haven't hooked up with any whores, how common are they along the way?

Nope. That died out about 20 years ago when they started drug testing us 1-10 times a year.

>that pic
You're posing. The guy that owned that truck posted on /o/ under a tripcode.

Why are there barely any pictures of serial killers, or mass murderers grave sites on Google?

Seriously, just tried to find Ted Bundy and Elliot Rodger with no results.

And he drives a different truck now since that one broke down.

did you see the new tesla electric semi? would you drive one or think they're stupid? ups and a few other big companies just bought a bunch a few days ago.

How do you feel about automated trucks taking your job in the future?

Yeah. There was this sweet little stripper on her way back home to get an abortion. Blew her holes out for 3 days.

They're exceedingly rare. I come across one roughly once a year now that I mainly run up north.

Truck fag here as well. Who do you work for?

>It couldn't possibly be the same guy

What's the biggest thing you have put in your ass?

Post your newer truck then, that sweet black flattop Pete 389.

Which trucking company hires the most fucked up drivers?
Have you ever had any interactions with other drivers that made you want to punch people and to not be a truck driver, because truck drivers are generally fucked up individuals? If so, please describe them.

I'm not OP but why couldn't it be the same guy, he's not pretending to be a celebrity.

Yes, that's me, truckerfag.

Probably SJWs.

I almost put a deposit on one, but the thought of trying to modify a carbon fiber body turned me off. A glider kit with bolt on hybrid axles are a better choice.

I'm in open deck, so when they can tighten straps, shift a load, and throw a tarp I might look for other work.

I'm an O/O. Work for myself. Cut my teeth at Werner and bought the truck in OP.

My own dick.

I'm not EF.

Western Express and Navajo are full of felons. I've never been inclined to intervene in someone else's lifestyle.

>My own dick.

I'm impressed.

Why are you truckers so full of bullshit?

how many woman have you killed

CB radios. Channel 19 is like Sup Forums but the mods died in the 80's.

Every one I've paid to fuck.

what do you think of european trucks? (Mercedes, Scania, Volvo)

How many lot lizards have ya slayed

>CB radios.
Yes I have one of those at work too yet it's only the truckers who are bullshitting 100% of the time unless two of them get mad at eachother and starting fighting on the radio.

Zoz. You passed the test. You put that new fuel tank on yet ya grub?

Why do gravel query truck drivers suck ass at driving.

What do you think of European Trucks (Mercedes, Scania, Volvo, MAN) ?

fellow truckerfag here. ever let guys suck you off at the truck stops?

Of course. Don't all truckers?

They're built to meet stricter regulations than American trucks, so they're pretty limited in terms of specs.

Radio rambos spoiled the pot.

Nope. They had pinholes in them, so ZF is looking for a set to exchange them for.

They've got no real motivation to improve, running a short wheelbase up and down the same roads on short miles.

Nah. Unfortunately I'm not gay.

How's the transition to e-logs working for you?

I would hope so, I love servicing guys after i pull in from a long day of driving.

Longer days and shorter miles. Looks like the capacity rate spike is dying down.

Good on you.

Dude, AI is going to ruin trucking in 15 years. Everything will be self-driving. Your career will be kaput. What's your plan B?

They've been saying 15 years for the last 30 years. Plan B is buying a farm and getting a nuclear engineering degree.

>Radio rambos spoiled the pot.
I don't know. Considering I'm in my logging machine I don't mind listening to a trucker fight once a year or so.

What's the most annoying thing that car drivers do?

Coming up an on-ramp, matching our speed for a quarter mile, then slamming on they're brakes as their lane ends, even when we're driving 20mph below the speed limit.

not OP but the answer is "existing"

It should be legal to ram them, who are we to stand in the way of Darwinism?

They weren't saying that in 1985, 1995 or 2005. But they're saying it now. Google's cars are 10000 times safer than any human driven car. But if you want to delude yourself, that's up to you.

Never heard of NavLab 1?

Yeah, and it wasn't autonomous, couldn't drive in regular traffic, and had a top speed of 20 mph. It was worthless. Thanks, Google.

>Google's cars are 10000 times safer than any human driven car.
no shit it hasnt had 50+ to fuck up and kill people as often as we get to go out fuck up and kill people yer dum

The point is it incited misinformed speculation.

Ever been to the truck stop in jersey? The one next to the stadium and if so did you catch a ride on the one legged wonder whore?

I've got too much self respect to go to Jersey.

as an owner operator.. how much do you net weekly on average? after expenses and taxes?

About $2000 if I work 5 days a week.

nice! So are you leased onto a company? Percentage or milage pay?
Own authority running broker freight?
Direct contracts?

Leased to an O/O only carrier. 87%

100% spot market freight.

Sounds like a sweet gig. Swift driver here.. lol.

Swing wide, brotato.

Haha yup I try. What type of freight do you haul?

Open deck. Mostly pipeline, steel, machinery, and stone.

I've learned never to complain about my job duties when I watch you guys.. Messing with straps/tarps/chains etc etc in the wintertime can't be fun...

When did you realize that Peterbilt was the best truck k own to man?

It's work, but it pays even you aren't fucking around as a company driver. I get paid double what I would pulling a van for 2-4 hours of physical labor on a bad day.

Never. Western Star or gtfo.

Damn have never seen a fellow driver on here before, this is my truck when I was delivering about a month ago, posted my truck on here when I was rebuilding it and painting it a while back.

Whats meth like?

Sweet rig. I'm getting my new tanks line-x'd because fuck polishing.

Hay bb u want sum fuk?

Is it ok to buy a cabover for my first truck im 19 and im still trying to get my trucking license right now

Any tips on getting started would be pretty helpful right now.

>rhd
Pls go.

If you get something fairly modern you'll be fine. Air ride, power steering, and outboard brakes will save you a lot of headaches that my first cabover caused me.

Not going anywhere this time. I left y'all to your stupid games and shit. You've come to my board, bud.

Thanks man, the best part besides the looks of her is that shes ELD exempt and true that, I don't mind polishing everything else but the tanks are a bitch, that's exactly why I painted them.

where do you hide the bodies?

Thoughts on the Nikola 1? (The Tesla rig is a fucking local rig at best.)

What about the ELD mandate?

I'm fine with polishing the streets on a lazy summer day, but that's about it. I never bent my logbook too hard, so the ELD isn't killing me. My handwriting is terrible, so it's saving me some hassle at the scale house.

What's it like to jerk off while driving?

In the tires.

A chopped prostar seems like a special kind of hell.

Not as good as fucking while driving.

Not as good as getting your dick sucked while driving

Weirdest shit that happened to you on the road

Hell, those fucking PornStars are hell in general. I'm out of my 'Shaker, will probably wind up in a nextgen 'Shaker. Wish my company'd let me use a W900.

I understand that, I guess I just have to much love for the old school. The paper log has never failed me.

Western star, love those German trucks man!

W900 is my personal favorite (picture of my green one above in a previous post) it's bit of a hassel with the nose and how long it is sometimes but wouldn't tade it for anything.

Would have been nice to tear a page last night to go out of route and fuck that sweet little bartender 60 miles past my clock last night, but she'll be getting off in about 30 minutes and hopping in my bunk, so it's whatever.

This is more appropriate for r/truckers tbqhfam

have you been from Tuscon to Tucumcari?

Probably 3 times.

Not as good as shoving a potato up your ass while driving.

not as good as sitting on a horse sized dildo with no pants on while driving

The airseat helps