>be 47 >son has friends over >”hey dad, we’re done with guitar hero” >go in basement and play GTA V like always >hear dryer ding >fold laundry and bring up to son’s room >”it’s somcool your dad like to play vidya games” >son: “yeah, but he’s weird” >”all he does is be Trevor and finds Michael and Franklin and drives around listening to music” >Son’s friends: “that’s weird” >Son: “yeah...he doesn’t have any friends in real life so he does that” >Son’s friends: “oh” >Son: “sometimes he drinks and cries”
Owen Cook
Ha. Never anyone
Kayden Nguyen
I’m 45 and do pretty much the same. I would hang out with those guys irl. I would love to live in LS too instead of freezing ass Shoreside Vale.
Robert Wilson
dude, dont be a faggot, you are 47, if you want to play as trevor and hang out with your bros its ok fuck it
Hunter Ross
wtf man, you have a wife and a kid , that s cool dude, i bet u bang that pussy at least once a week be happyyyyy
Carson Long
1000 style points for the GTA 3 and liberty city stories reference
Samuel Green
Fucking a.
Cameron Jenkins
I'm 42, I quit playing computer games sometime in the late 80's when my friends upgraded from Commodore64 to Amiga500 etc,
but I still dress in black and kick nazis with the antifa, that shit never goes outta style back here on old yurop.
Hunter Long
Call your son an edgy nigger faggot and kick him out of the house. Driving around aimlessly while listening to music was the best part of GTA.
Carter Gutierrez
42 year old Antifa member? Either really good bait or really sad life
Aaron Peterson
Or perhaps a defender of our liberty? As long as he's only targeting nazi-fags.
Jayden Barnes
I know, right?! That’s all we did on the turnpike back in ‘86. Drive back and forth all night long.
Ethan Cook
>Antifa >Liberty Pick one
John Baker
I would be one of th nazis but only because I don’t know what the fuck is happening anymore and they had nicer uniforms.
Adrian Rogers
this
Joshua Jackson
>defend liberty >attack anyone with a different political opinion than yours.
Sebastian Howard
I did all the right things. I did everything you were supposed to do. I’m a “good man”.
But all I want to do is eat a bullet.
Dylan Flores
No, I choose both. Liberty is ensured freedom, anarchy is complete freedom. They're basically the same wing of political and philosophical thought. - But antifa isn't even actually promoting complete anarchy and instead exist to counter balance the dark force users know as NAA-ZIES. The only reason to not like them is if you're some sort of cock sucking nazi loving faggot.
Angel Bennett
antifa are a bunch of communist failures with autism and envy and hate for anyone attractive successful employed or rational. or that doesnt want to pay for their abortions and psych meds.
Wyatt Foster
>drives around listening to music I'm 41, and this is literally all me and my friends used to do back in the days before cheap cell phones the internet. Driving around was pretty much the only way to find out where other people were if they weren't at home, especially if you were looking for the dope man, that motherfucker was never home, and even though he had a pager, there was no guarantee he'd call you back. going looking for him was a much more reliable way to get ahold of him.
Mason Phillips
Quit fagging up a perfectly good GTA thread with your tree-hugging, Hillary/Bernie worshiping faggotry.
Sup Forums is that way>>>
Landon Stewart
>Drive back and forth all night long Same here, but in the '90's. Every town had that one street where everybody would hang out, so you could get together and do shit.
Aaron Harris
So in that angry rambling I gather that people don't pay for abortions, and you feel our society is better off with mental illness going undiagnosed and untreated? Especially among the poor, which surprise if you can't function right in society, you're not going to be pulling down them 6 G's to afford the American healthcare system.
I have pretty extreme views, but have never been bothered by antifa once I explained the why and what of my views. The antifa I spoke to a similar to Trump supporters in that they're driven by fear of what is happening to their country. Not all of them are communist. Far from it, many believe in personal property and human rights. The biggest concern that have is weeding out Nazi's. And for some reason it's no longer legal to shoot them onsite.
Blake Cooper
It was already derailed by a polfag you stupid fuck, go yell at him. The second someone said antifa you and the other polfags had to chimp out like a bunch of Irish.
Julian Thompson
Kids are assholes, man. I love the shit out of my dad, and the sacrifices he’s made for my family (retired from army this year). The shit I said about him and to him just for being stern probably broke his heart, and all I can say about it is that I was a dumb little kid who doesn’t understand. You’re doing alright, I’m sure, especially since your son seems to have friends, and ones that think you’re cool no less.
Nolan Williams
>member of antifa doesn't work like that, breh. But I've been an active antifascist since my teens, and I see no reason to quit. nazism is bullshit, user. Study it, see if it's something you actually want -protip: it ain't freedom.
Zachary King
Also, it’s not weird that you play video games as a 40-something y/old dad. My dad plays every new game that comes out and he’s 50. You should play online and not Hide that you’re a dad. Better yet, go to a bar and befriend other guys that play Xbox and play with them online, they’ll probably think it’s the coolest shit ever that you play.
Christopher Johnson
>attack anyone with a different political opinion than yours don't buy the hype, no one will attack you for simply being of a different opinion than whatever said antifascist believes. I have conservative friends, liberal friends, apolitical friends.. you name it. I only take militant action towards active fascists.
Gavin Perry
>Sup Forums is that way>>> said the Sup Forumsfart
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Jaxson Rivera
Honestly, I think every kid thinks their parents are "weird" or too strict or just don't know how hard it is to be 17 these days or whatever, but they eventually realize their parents are just trying to look out for them, because they want them to have a good life, and not end up as some degenerate wasting their life in prison or worse, arguing about political bullshit on a website like Sup Forums.
Oliver Garcia
>towards active fascists. What about the really fat obese ones? There's a lot of those.
Ayden Robinson
irl they're mostly harmless, they tend to be keen keyboard warriors though.
Aiden Ortiz
>they’ll probably think it’s the coolest shit ever that you play I can confirm this. I'm in my 40's, and have been playing video games since I was like 8, and my kids think that's the coolest thing ever, especially since all their friends' parents spend most of their time when they aren't at work drinking or partying. It would seem I'm somewhat of an oddity among the parents of my town.
Ryder Smith
It was different though. Up until I was about 7, I liked my mom a lot more than I liked my dad. I remember specifically that I said “YES!” Out loud in front of him when he broke the news that he was going to South Korea and we wouldn’t see him for two years. It ended up not happening (thank god, but we did end up going as a family), but I still think back to that and wonder if he remembers.
Charles Parker
You misspelled im mentally retarded again
Jaxon Anderson
You can see her suffering in her face
Caleb Cook
I’d be careful with the antifa thing though. Believe what you want, but attacking people with whom you disagree + refusing dialogue is probably the most immature thing you can do. I’m not saying change your beliefs or anything, but antifa is one of those things that will be seriously uncool in a few years, if it isn’t already.
Jaxon Fisher
You also misspelled im mentally retarded again
Ayden Flores
not an argument
Zachary Thomas
This, however requires me to study, which is something i have not done since long before you were born.
Joseph Myers
My kids say shit that hurts my feelings/pisses me off all the time, but I don't let it get to me. They're kids, and they're gonna say and do stupid shit from time to time, it's part of the learning process. I've had huge shouting matches with my 17 year old about dumb shit that he does, and I've even threatened to put him in jail a couple times, and he's told me that he hated me once or twice, but at the end of the day, it's all just emotions getting the best of you in the moment. I wouldn't worry about hurting your dad's feelings when you were a kid, If he was upset about it at the time, he's surely forgiven you by now. tl;dr-kids say stupid shit, and good parents don't take it personal.
Gabriel Phillips
>which is something i have not done since long before you were born I was born in '75, so that really is a long time ago, user.
Zachary Lopez
Tbh I would pick Nazis because of my Aryan complexion, the cool uniforms, and the anti SJW side, but that’s it. So essentially, only if it came down to picking sides, which won’t ever happen. Socialism is cancer. Communism is cancer. Collectivism is cancer. Identity politics is cancer. Sympathy to genocide is cancer. Both sides are against capitalism, freedom, individualism, and everything that allows great things Western society provides to exist, such as free market principles and freedoms protected by the first amendment.
Wyatt Collins
> Pure Aryan Blood > 8 inch dick > IQ range 138-152 > 6'1 230 pound muscular frame > Had sex with an actual women Just curious are you mad and insecure because you can't be me? Be honest now, you're a little overweight can't find a job and women don't respect you right? This is how you lash out you create the idea that white men are superior in every-way- yet you aren't actually top of the class in anyway are you? That's so fucking sad you have to come onto a feels thread and spam your autistic screeching for attention. I'm sorry mommy didn't give you attention and daddy left.
Isaac Thompson
>Collectivism is cancer National Socialism is strongly collectivist, user. Please, do your research.
Parker King
ITT: We fantasize about the type of guy we'd like to be, instead of the fat, greasy neckbeards we all know we are.
Jayden Nguyen
That's what I was saying.
Luke Barnes
Fuck off reeetard
Josiah Flores
>ITT: We fantasize about the type of guy we'd like to be fucked by because deep down we're all raging fem boy faggots just like our dear departed moot /fixed
Jeremiah Perez
Such comeback Very illiterate WOW!
Jaxson Sullivan
That means a lot. appreciate that, user. My dad knows I love him, and I know he loves me too. Have a beer with your son when he turns 18. Let him know that you’re willing to foster his transition into adulthood, and that he can come to you for anything.
Joseph Morales
no u fåh off reeeeeeeeeeeetard
Dominic Hughes
I think either one would be accurate, tbh.
Angel Lopez
I know. That’s why I said I wouldn’t be a Nazi.
Caleb Smith
>Have a beer with your son when he turns 18 We already have something like that planned, but I don't drink, so we're just going to get an ounce of weed and get high af instead.
Alexander Bailey
Milo Yiannopoulos, tbh. Only man I might let fuck me.
Kevin Peterson
Anarchy and freedom are different. Freedom is good and not too chaotic, anarchy is pretty much just chaos. Some rules are needed for a society to function properly.
Jack Ortiz
Do it where it’s legal
Jason Fisher
>Tbh I would pick Nazis >I know. That’s why I said I wouldn’t be a Nazi. bruh
Adrian Nguyen
problem there is, he'd prolly want you to fuck him.
Jonathan Martin
Where are you from? Because antifa sure aint kicking ass here in Sweden.
Literally all they do is doxx someone like once or twice a month, and throw rocks at riots. In the few fights they do participate, they usually flee or get their asses kicked.
Why do commies love to run so much?
Logan Gray
>anarchy is pretty much just chaos no, Anarchism means "without ruler (singular)" not "without rules".
look it up.
Isaac Brooks
If I had to choose. I’m sorry, but If the country split into two factions of Nazis and Communists, I’d pick the side that isn’t filled with logic-void, red-haired, man-hating, West-phobic “queers” that constantly spout anti-white rhetoric. If you say you wouldn’t, you’re either not being honest or a masochist
Connor Ross
Denmark. I think the problem with the swedish antifa, is too much soy and too little meat.
hej sveabror!
Justin Morgan
It almost happened. I spent the night in his hotel room when he visited my school.
Jonathan Morris
red-haired?
well, I'd pick the side of those who don't wanna genocide anyone not white, striaght and christian. Oh wait, I already did.
Charles Powell
I'd rather fuck this than Milo
Connor Phillips
why didn't it happen? could've been a fun story.
Dominic Hill
Yea i guess antifa in Denmark is alot stronger than the swedish one.
However you're still bad. Was arrested at the Nordic Resistance Movements last demonstration in Gothenburg when we tried to break through to you guys.
Like always the ones we chased after just ran behind police lines, and proceeded to throw some stones and shout something while we got arrested.
Logan Cruz
I hate Nazis just as much as you, if not more so. Your hatred is only (literally) skin deep.
Aiden Williams
> Pure Slav blood > 10 inch dick > confirmed 145 IQ (Mensa member) > 183 77kg lean 8 pack > Had sex with actual women Huh Also to not forget > fought with Antifa multime times > Plowed through them each and every time
Christopher Young
Well the whole point in life is to have kids and make sure they make it so your son is being a faggot.
Op if youre that concerned about friends then why dont you take up a new hobby or join a club? We aren't really your friends, we're just a bunch of wankers with no friends too
Christopher Price
LMAO
Are you really saying that the nazis want to murder anyone who isn't a straight, white christian?
Am i falling for bait?
Nathan Smith
>be 31 twitch stream >sit on an average of 15 viewers >be good at a dying game >give up on women after a decade of dating trash and finding it to be a waste of money and time >start drinking and smoking >feel great and the loneliness is gone >game every day, get drunk every day and work towards those lung diseases.. >get disability or some bullshit later and keep doing the gaming shit >never once experience an ounce of unhappiness >come to threads like this and feel better about myself. yeah i feel that shit
Nolan Baker
I will have a conversation with you. I did not vote for Trump, but so far so good.
Ayden Sanchez
b8/10, your the next nazis you fucking retard, you hit and screech like how the germans did in the fucking 1920s-40s, your gonna end up hurting innocents but this time the national guards and military will fucking make you flat, and your gonna end up making the innocents be put into camps because you commie retards had to go punching people with an ideology thats not close too yours. I hope someone like trump or trump himself rounds all the antifa members and democratic morons up, and puts only you fucks in camps everyones sick of your retarded bullshit.
Luis Collins
Banged 30+. English Danish mut. 135 IQ. You are either young or lying
Brayden Lee
> is filthy slav > "mensa member" > no iq range Disregarded.
Kayden Myers
Do not worry friend. We will win the next war. And when we do, commies, retards, nigger and jews will be gone. The traitors will suffer the worst, that is promised.
Nicholas Phillips
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Logan Clark
I’m straight. I wouldn’t have been able to look at myself the same in the mirror had I gone through.
Justin Foster
>literally a nazi Hmm, and you don't like antifa why? Oh right, because they shut you fucks down.
Ryan Hill
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Adrian Foster
Easy Bud
Gavin Fisher
Slavs/chinks are the next rulers of the world. Niggers are incapable and agnlos are cucking themselves out of existence. Jeste li spremni da prihvatit nas kriz i nas mac? You better start preparing.
Owen Barnes
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Isaiah Hernandez
I love antifa man. Every time they show up I have a grandiose time.
Joshua Bailey
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Christian Nguyen
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Mason Collins
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Robert Scott
Goddanmitt! I hate my wife now. THANKS user
Elijah Nguyen
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Jacob Hughes
I've been breeding an army of hybrids that will rule your sons and daughters for over a thousand years.
I will press my bulbous cock head against the tight puckering anus of your first born and yell out, "Yo Daddy used to say he'd rule the world on the internets from the comfort of his mom's basement! I guess he was wrong, RAAAAAAAGH~" As i unleash my load deep into their bowels. Then while they're sitting their with superior male dna leaking out of their shitter they'll wonder, why you were such a disgusting failure as to sit on an image board all day bragging about bullshit instead of making a real life for yourself.
Angel Hernandez
just a bunch of random old shit I had saved. I was supposed to get married two months ago on my 10th anniversary. three months beforehand I found out she was cheating on me. when I confronted her she left me to be with him, without a care in the world. it sure does suck that you can just get thrown away like that.
Luis James
>Be me >Late one night >Posting nudes of the ex wife on Sup Forums for shits n giggles >All have her face blurred, so no risk of anyone recognizing her or doxxing >Decide to post webm on /gif/ of her sucking my dick that I made from an old video I found. >Next morning, son says, "Dad, I saw a video of mom on the internet last night" >ohgodno.webm >Try to play it off, "Wtf are you talking about"? >Shows me webm in thread I posted it in >"Did you post this?" >Awkward silence.jpg >Had to blackmail him into keeping his mouth shut >Mfw I find out my son browses Sup Forums, and found a video of his mom giving a bj, What are the odds?
Cooper Jenkins
The only thing your breeding is your hand ;P
Colton Lewis
If a story is less likely to be true than a fictional story, it is probably fiction, young user
please stop bleieving posts on reddit because they are long
Xavier Stewart
you sound like a huge faggot
Chase Davis
Jesús Fucking Cristo
Bentley Campbell
When people still think nazis are a threat in 2017