Wtf am I?

Seriously?

Wtf am I? where do I stand?

I've taken these tests multiple times and I always get the same.

I agree with people like Lauren Southern, and Milo Yiangreekpolus, and respect many other opinions, but always enter up center left.

Where do I stand?

Also post your political compass results:

politicalcompass.org/test

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politicaltest.net/en/test/execute
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A cuck

Syrup blood will out, cuck.

Is it true that I'm fully syrup blood?

The test from politicalcompass.org is horseshit. There is no neutral option, and most tests are made by libtards.

Please stop beating this horse.

centrist aka not a retard (that test pushes you left)
good work leaf

WTH? I swear I'm not an SJW! Common sense answers...

Agreed, comrade!

It has more to do with that particular poll. It has a huge number of questions that are said in a way that the "left-wing" option seems the most sensible one, while not strictly left-wing

Whatever you are, you don;t belong here commie.

Here's an example of a *slightly* less biased version of a similar test
celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php

But I'm not a commie senpai. Far from it...

I agree with people being able to form their own opinions without being questions by "safe spaces"..

The right to self determination is the highest form of freedom

My friend got a similar result to yours

He doesn't really care or know about politics or economics and he loves vapeing and smoking marijuana

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I vape...

Kill me now...

Also, when the fuck was F-A-M auto corrected to senpai?

Faggot is what you are.
Here is what you should be striving for.

That test is really biased towards the left, OP

I like this one better
politicaltest.net/en/test/execute

I don't understand how you people think.

I think I'm close to perfect.

Eh, interesting!

SEIG HEIL

No you are not perfect, you are a greater cuck than the left because you are completely neutral.

first time in the blue! feels good man

some question are super retarded im more right wing than this is virtually any other quizz

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not bad

What's up guys?

>You are a patriotic Social Democrat.
OH GOD WHY
I just don't want capitalism to screw people over too much.
Please forgive me senpai.

muh capitalism screw people over

kill yourself

this is the result of mapping a high-dimensional space onto a stupid 2d plane

yeah usually get something like this

Muh freedoms every time

sieg* Mein Gott.

Rate me

Buck shots out the sunroof of Lexus Coupe's
Leave no witnesses, what you think this is?
Ain't no amateurs here, I damage and tear

Am I cucked?

>[CURRENT YEAR]
>still using left-right when it comes to politics
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Yeah, quizzes that give a better breakdown of your results tend to be more accurate.

Did one of the other tests mentioned. Muh free market

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Seems common enough. I think the terms are bullshit and the questions are inaccurate, too.

Personal freedoms, but strong borders and government to break up abuses of government and prevent tragedy of the commons. Not much to argue with there.

The issue these tests have is that you cant differentiate between freedom to be a fucking idiot or a muslim with freedom to be a decent person. They are very different.

I want to treat people equally. But let's not pretend Africa is currently even close to being equal.

And so on...

This, I've suspected for a long time that they weigh each question differently so as to have more leftist/libertarian outcomes. I like to think I'm what I'd guess you'd call "alt right" and consistently get authoritarian left.

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>I like to think I'm what I'd guess you'd call "alt right"

I'm guessing you put Strongly Disagree to "Making peace with the establishment is the most important aspect of maturity"

Mine moved from
To pic related.

Same here, though I'm only slightly authoritarian left.

I look forward to standing next to you fine men in the Right Wing Death Squads.

10/10

>politicalcompass.org/test
states im a liberal
>celebritytypes.com/political-coordinates/test.php
states im a republican

>I think the terms are bullshit and the questions are inaccurate, too.
Hrm yeah...
Not sure why I got so low on nationalism. I have that idea that foreign aid could be OK if it creates jobs here (e.g. manufacture tons of productive capital and send it overseas). A lot of our foreign aid right now seems to be just us being stolen money and not helping anyone.
There's a lot of bullshit going on right now about the climate too. Climate-related regulations for us and only us to encourage offshoring and globalization it seems.
>Personal freedoms, but strong borders and government to break up abuses of government and prevent tragedy of the commons. Not much to argue with there.
Yeah! And unchecked capitalism can become anti-free market. It's not what we have now and it's not what I want... I just want it to be fixed. Corruption is the problem. :/
>freedom
That can be a problem if you want good public services though. I hate the idea that people down on their luck could just become homeless and die, but also people being idiots can end up being expensive for everyone.
Some paternalism could help, but I don't want people to be bossed around for no reason either. :/ It's a hard compromise.
But socialism requires nationalism, that I am sure of.

Here's mine. What do you think?

>also celebtypes results

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Also other tests

Another
>I'm the best

I kind of agree on this. That test is pretty poor on the nationalistic questions. I only spotted one or two that directly relate to nationalism more than other ideals.

Also corrected some of my answers since I totally misread them.

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Stop being such a fucking commie, OP.

Your opinions offer nothing to a solution.

Try to stop being SJW scum faggot.

That's a lot of capitalism finbro. /pol would be proud.
The nice thing about authoritarian societies is that they seem to strive for near-full employment (the military alone can help with this). Not sure how they accomplish this. The fascists would regulate capitalism in their own way when it didn't benefit the state (and society in certain ways). Mostly the finance aspect of it IIUC though.
You don't need public services as much when everyone has income. Can still be a problem with healthcare particularly though.