Ancestry DNA results come back in

>Ancestry DNA results come back in
>93% european
>6% Native America
>mfw

At least when I showed this to my folks, they got into a bitter fight over who's family is tainted.

Should I try 23andme?

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Nah, I am an 1/8 cherokee but you wouldn't know it by looking at me. 6% is nothing.

>6% is nothing

>Americans are white

have native american blood in me too...shouldve been putting it on college forms and stuff like e. warren

impure mutts must leave

We should start a petition for Elizabeth Warren

Well, I guess so much for white guilt.
Yeah if it will help tear down this affirmative action nonsense might as well start.

Welcome to the family mestizo bro

> the 1/64 Cherokee meme is true

Iamtheindiannow.jpg

Have both of your parents test their DNA dumbass.

1/16th cherokee here and it's white enough I suppose. Hell, I can blend in with a pack of Germans and have had dutch grannies come up and start chatting with me expecting me to be from there. North American natives are waaay different from the midgit ghoulish indios in Central America.

This gif always causes me to dry heave.

Doesn't matter.

Asians & Europeans are more closely related to each other than we are to niggers.

Pic related.

>trolling your own family with genetics

only murrikan would not be proud indian

This. Americans love to brag so much about how they are Native American, then once they find out they are a dirty mestizo they go nuts. I love to brag about being a castizo white because it pisses my friend off.

>6%
It's still quite possible neither side of your family ever actually mixed with Natives.

Tons of race traitors here in Oklahoma, white, but claim they are Native simply for Socialist handouts, they are literal idiot's that dont even understad the BIA is a puppet government agency. They dont care aslong as they get muh free shit....

>1/16th chippewa

Im blond and blue eyed. I did inherit native american land tho

I'm an American, both parents have four letter English Surnames and I'm named after an ancestor on my Dad's side who was an officer during one of the Crusades.
/feelsgoodman

You could use this to be like Warren and get free shit for life.

Also,

>parents that racist

This did not happen.

goofy warren plz go

>DAI37COM
Dai com..

DIE COMMIE GOVERNMENT SCUM

If it means anything to you, it was iced tea.

>he doesn't have traditional racist parentage

that's just sad user

You know that's enough for you to legally claim you are native american. You just became untouchable. Congratulations are in order.

What was it that delighted this man so thoroughly?

I don't even bother since I look and act white, the only native thing about me is I love booze a little too much so I avoid the stuff, I don't get nor want any gibsmedat for being a native, so I tend to not really think about it. Old great grandad couldn't resist him a injun gril I guess.

>not being half Norwegian
>not being half Iroquois

The jeb face got me. Good job user.

How long until you get the results? Is this expensive?

Having NA DNA is WAY better than having African, Jewish, or other west Asian DNA mixed in you.

I promise you this did happen.

>"It's form your mother, your grandad's uncle is almost black"
>"HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR BROTHER!"
>"My brother is an albino viking next to your uncle!"

grandad's brother*

>Distant relative passes for white, her children and grandchildren refuse to acknowledge their black ancestry
>Eventually a child is born with sickle cell and they make a huge fucking deal over it

I'm pretty sure it only counts if you can prove connection to a specific tribe.

My dad is pretty racist, but getting upset at whose bloodline is 6% tainted is fucking retarded. Anyone with any sort of intelligence wouldn't engage in such behavior or support it, you fucking apex-cuck.

1/8th or less jew was good enough for Hitler. 1/8th or less non-white is good enough for me.

I got the kit as a birthday present, it's 100$. Took about 6 weeks.

I remember saying a few years ago in passing that families who have been in the USA for at least 200 years are statistically very likely to have 1%~ native blood and my liberal mother oddly began going "well not us, we don't have any".

White people are surprisingly touchy about insinuations of being mixed with shitskins, even the racetraitors who claim to be "okay" with the US becoming majority shitskin.

I'm 100% German

>100$

They doubled their price.

23andme.com/

Mestizo literally means part native though, why on earth would anyone dispute the fact they heralded before but in a slightly nastier tone?

...

edit: unless there's any nigger dna

then the one-drop rule is in effect

this is one of the best gifs on the internet

I'm like 8% native but look white

>tfw literally oppressing myself every day
>tfw always triggered

I second that

That's so crazy. Fuck boomers. Get over it.

Fuck I didn't even notice that, now I'm laughing like a mad man.

not really
you're basically a hapa
and at least the other azns actually had someone decent accomplishments (not really but yea)

t. white american with blonde hair and blue eyes even though my blue eyed dad says im 1/64th feathernigger

I think NA Indians we're really fucking cool at point honestly. Just like everyone else, modernism and technology damned them to the back burner, but hey shit happens.

>You will never live in a time where sneaking up on a giant wild animal than throwing a sharp stick into side granted you
>man hood
>a rank in your clan
>free pussy
>and food

% Native America

Congrats. You're already more Native American than Pocahontas Warren

23&me gives me between 100% white and and 98.8% white with 1.2% unassigned. 4 tests from HarappaWorld give me 4 radically different results.

Given that 3/4 of my family has been in the new world 250-300 years and 1/4 was Welsh, I'm bound to have Cree/Iroquois/Blackfoot/etc as well as Sheep.

What place is the best to get your DNA results?

Trips of truth.

My mother's maiden name is English and I tracked the line all the way to my great granpappy hoping off a boat in New England in the early 1700s.

Fathers sir name is Scottish and get be traced back to the Scottish immigrants to North Carolina. That's also where I got my Cherokee admixture from.

Yet pic related.

I guess that's just what you get being an American for upwards of 300 years.

>people actually use this shit
enjoy having your identity stolen or your DNA planted in a crime scene

Northern Native Americans are of heavily proto-European ancestry anyway, as their migration began in eastern Europe. In the eastern United States they were especially similar to their proto-European ancestors, as they lack the Polynesian/Jomon/etc admixture of the western natives.

>pic related, 100% Cherokee woman

Get Out KIKE!

I have a bad taste in my mouth from taking one of these tests

I tested last year after seeing a Sup Forums 23andMe thread. When my results got in, it said I was 20% Ashkenazi Jewish. I was devastated, but when my senses cleared, I suspected it was from my dad's dad who was from Germany and changed his name when he came to the US. I tested my dad and his results came back 99% European with no Jewish. I was perplexed. My mom volunteered to take the test since she was concerned about the results. Her father was a Swedish immigrant and I always respected him for everything he did for us. My mom's results came back a few weeks later and it said she was 40-something percent Jew. She confronted her mom about it and my grandma admitted that she had an affair with her Jewish landlord before my mom was born. My grandpa wasn't a tall, proud Nordic immigrant, he was a 5 foot, 2 inch Jew born in like 1898. Now I know why I'm a manlet! The Jews cucked me of my Scandinavian heritage AND my height

How can DNA have an ethniticity when race is a social construct....makes me think...

>0.1% West African

Filthy fucking nigger.

nigger

That's cool.

Try having a sir name that is unique yet dead ends 1876.

My dad did this Ancestry genetics one. Basically English/Slavic/Nordic/

Why do the indios in Central and South America look like niggers then?

>That gif.

Fuck my sides. Anyway Native Americans (Not Native Canadians) are usually all good, It's only the 1/32 kinds who complain about 'being on mah land' that's the problem.

Because they're largely of Polynesian ancestry.

>you fucking apex-cuck.

listen to how touchy you get about it

>2 grand parents have German surnames
>2 have English surnames
>family has been in the US since pre-Revolutionary War

I'm a little scared to get a DNA test because I fear there might be a drop or two of nigger blood in me.

They don't look like niggers honestly. Maybe their skin, but once you look at their facial complexion/body type (or literally everything else) you realize the two groups are completely different.

>Northern Native Americans are of heavily proto-European ancestry anyway
LGTSS:

WE

Living below or near the equator is a curse..

Eurogenes K15 is the most accurate on Gedmatch. It doesn't suffer from the calculator drift like the others.

HAHA

KEKED

They should have been eliminated completely. Them and abbos, thankfully the abbos aren't multiplying like rabbits without predators though.

shit that sucks man. i always knew i had some kike ancestry. luckily it only came back 3%.

Uh, no. They're of Asian ancestry. Bering Strait, you uneducated faggot.

Now you can become a chief and get into the ivy league schools for free, and also get your own casino.

I'm 17% Indian and my dad is a Mexican.

>Nigger blood smaller than 0.01%, likely from some ancestor from tens of thousands of years ago
>"filthy nigger"
Never change Sup Forums

>defending niggers
>flag

Sorry about the 6% alcohol in your blood, OP.

No. They're part proto-siberian, but the migration originated around the Ural mountains, or even as far west as Germany.

spiegel.de/international/dna-analysis-shows-native-americans-had-european-roots-a-954675.html

Says the guy who has tainted blood.......

I wouldn't give a shit if I had African in me. I'm not a nigger, so 'sall good, man.

WUZ

You literal son of a cuck

Well, at least I don't have 6% cherokee/iroquois blood like you, John

1/8 Chippewa here
I have a card that says I'm Chippewa
Our reservation has a new playground set
It was big news in our reservations paper we get quarterly at the house

This is actually a common result - like in the 10% range if everyone was to get their parents DNA tested.

Women been passing off their bastards as trueborn since the dawn of time. Now we have the tech to catch them at it.

Don't sweat it, it's just the cuck cycle from the other end.

Fuck off hue monkey.

That's a stolen image and you know it.

Yo soy 4th gen merican Irish mestizo, I resemble Andy Garcia

I may have tossed in north african and some of this 3% moor
Always thought I was pure ethnically spanish but I guess it's more complicated than I though...

Fucking horny as fuck conquistador ancestors.

My parents immigrated to the US from spain.

>inb4 filthy moor

You mean 1/16th in OP's case.

The only thing worse than being a nigger is literally being brazilian.
Let's not pretend what you just said was even an insult.

POCAHONTAS

He's not a Favela ape though.

>not seeing this as an opportunity
>not using this to say that illegal Mexicans should be deported
>not using this to say that Muslims should be barred entry
>not using this to say that there should be no H1-B visas
>not using this to silence SJWs who think otherwise because only you should have a say in who gets to stay and who doesn't
>Stormcucks are prison punks anyways