Easily the best Star Wars film yet

Easily the best Star Wars film yet.

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Easily the worst bait yet.

kek

I loved it. Anyone who says this wasn't top three is alt right.

Edgelord Luke was pretty amusing.

Second best after IV is my honest opinion.

This can't be real dialogue

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Best to worst so far:

Episode 3
Episode 8
Episode 2
Episode 1
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 7
Episode 6

quality bait

We're all okay with spoilers here right?

So if the empire was tracking the rebels and knew where they were at all times, why didn't they warp a star destroyer next to their ship, or create a blockade in front of them, where they didn't have their shields up?

You must be retarded.. watch this DUMBASS
youtu.be/3XUybZrjA0U

>why didn't they warp a star destroyer next to their ship
assuming they're not retarded, it's obvious that when they did warp near the rebel ship, the star destroyers or whatever were as close they could safely be warped
> create a blockade in front of them, where they didn't have their shields up
what makes you think the shields are only in one area? i'd imagine it as a shield bubble type thing

1. DS9
2. OST
3. TNG
4. ENT
5. VOY
6. STD

It was alright despite a few cliches. I always liked lord of the rings better but you can't really compare them.

Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
Last Jedi
Force Awakens
Return of the Jedi
Clone Wars
Phantom Menace

With Rogue One in the middle just for space battles

Didn't they say they were focusing their power on the rear shields? Also why couldn't they warp a star destroyer closer? They blew the shit out of the rebels bombers. They could have sent their own bombers over and wrecked their shit.

>DS9
That weird ass show where the first two seasons kept making episodes where actors in in shitty alien make up make out? No thanks.

story is terrible, rest is fine

imo it was rewritten or the original writer is just an idiot, the plot is complete garbage. literally "pretending to be retarded" - tier plot, its insulting. most of it happens because someone decided it needs to happen, not because it makes any fucking sense

Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One
Force Awakens
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Last Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Clone Wars
Phantom Menace

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I agree with most of that list. Mostly the part where Enterprise isn't your absolute most hated.

That's going a little far but it was pretty good.

I liked it myself, but
>Anyone who says this wasn't top three is alt right
^^^this fucking bullshit needs to die

The throne room scene and that "silence in space" scene were my favorites.

Pretty disappointed with the final battle.

>Edgelord Luke
How the FUCK was he a fucking edgelord?
Did he post shoveldog?

what I like is all the neckbeards sweatier than myself arguing and bitching amongst themselves about a fucking star wars movie. its just a movie. its supposed to be fun to watch and that's it. my dad got me hooked on star wars when I was a kid and I still love it. these are the only movies I actually spend money to watch. thank god I was in elementary school when the prequels came out though. they're tougher to watch as an adult

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I gave up watching them after I saw that first shit Disney one. The biggest dog shit I’ve ever seen. Made the prequels actually look good

Rogue One was awesome.

Man, did shit go down in that movie.

I think it might be the best Star Wars movies, if it counts.

Shut your fucking mouth.

The prequels were an ABOMINATION.

the final space and land battles in Rogue one are some of the best action scenes in Sci Fi films

>its just a movie
So by your logic this means:
1.) We're not allowed to have opinions
2.) We're not allowed to discuss them
3.) We're somehow more of a loser than you
4.) We give a shit about your gay story about your dad

If you could neck yourself, that'd be great. Thanks.

you realize you are feeding me, sweatier neckbeard?

10/10 just saw it

currently listening to - youtube.com/watch?v=UsmvOsxmr28

sure kid

I only grow stronger trolling is easy lol. shoulda said I was a girl who engages in promiscuous sexual activity with people with brown skin too

>lol
>thinking his newness doesn't stick out

Please explain the following:

How kamikaze and Finn get back to base when their speeders take like 5min to fly over there

Leia not dying when killed

BB8 ex machina (stealing ship from patriarchy casino that has no real security and then walker in front of entire legion when his goofy disguise blew it in the first place)

Kylo getting wet from force Skype call

Why the transport had infinite shields the whole time

And finally, why the fuck I should see episode IX

the whole concept of "fuel" is epically retarded. I and hopefully everyone assumes these ships have a nuclear or fusion reactor that allows them to run basically forever. thats why they have "infinite" shields.
now that we know that they can run out of fuel, this makes the concept of shields equally retarded. some things we'd rather not have to think about, the last jedi forces us to.

next thing they tell us light sabres can run out of fuel too

fuck if I know or care, but the final battle was kind of dumb imo

the force

ex machina

the force

I missed this

why should you? you're an adult supposedly make decisions for yourself

>he thinks I care
>despite the fact that you are the one taking the time to rename images and post them on an anomalous mongolian horse insemination forum

>taking the time to rename images
Unlike you I didn't find this website yesterday so I have a reaction folder.

agreed the film is pretty entertaining, for an Star Wars film i think is fair to say is the best one till now ... the other movies just set the bar pretty low tbh, I give it a 7/10 overall :)

ITT: triggered snowflakes that didn't like it.

formulaic garbage

>doesn't notice he's being triggered by people being triggered

I find I like the action more in the newer ones. its a little more believable to me, but the bb8 ex machina was pretty dumb. but its star wars, so its going to be kind of dumb
>he thinks calling other people new is cool and no one has done it before

my man did you read the thread?
>doesn't notice he's being triggered by people being triggered being triggered

Best to worst
Return of the Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Revenge of the Sith
Rogue One
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
The Holiday Special
The Ewok Adventure
The Phantom Menace
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
The Clone Wars

>getting this upset, all because he got called out for making a fucking retarded post

They do have batteries and can be shut down by the blade meerly touching metals like cortosis

>being triggered being triggered

It should have been the hackerman in the AT-ST not BB8. At least it would have been a good character arc

>calling other people new is cool

Where would you place this - youtube.com/watch?v=NuNvCOUy1Ts

>calling other people new is cool
newfag

>Return of the Jedi
>Empire Strikes Back
stopped at the part where your opinion was wrong

Mary Poppins Leia was my favorite star wars moment of all time.

It's not a whole movie so it's not as good as The Last Jedi but it's better than everything below it so it fits between Jedi and The Holiday Special
Empire is the best cinematically by leaps and bounds. It's a fucking masterpiece but storywise and feels Jedi is still the better film.

If this was ylyl i would've lost

Personally i loved it. Just not number one

>but storywise and feels Jedi is still the better film
...by "storywise" you're talking about the part where the empire is beaten by a pack of teddy bears or the part with the ludicrous rescue plan they made to get Han that was needlessly dangerous and byzantine?

fuck

>calling other people new is cool
what a newfag

>newfag
calling other people new is cool

>calling other people new is cool

>calling other people new is cool
oh no

Damn fucking straight! That shit's awesome. Not to mention the scenes with Luke face to face with the emperor.

or how about this Samurai Jack-ish T.V. short series? - youtube.com/watch?v=EwkNO8DDV1U

go back to plebbit please

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I watch that from time to time. In fact, I'll watch it right now

>That shit's awesome
No. That is some bad writing. The fact that the reasons why aren't immediately obvious to you, would invalidate any opinions you have about film because you're fucking retarded my negro.

>Sadly, I'm too homo to watch people make out in a scifi show. I wunt lazors.

That's you, that is.

If we're adding that I may as well add the other clone wars and rebels
Updated to add those

Return of the Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Spaceballs
Revenge of the Sith
Rogue One
03 Clone Wars series
Rebels
Clone Wars series
Clone Wars animated movie
The Force Awakens
The Last Jedi
The Old Republic cinematic trailers
The Holiday Special
The Ewok Adventure
The Phantom Menace
Ewoks 2
The Clone Wars

>Getting this mad.

bingo

So, by YOU logic this means:

1.) Not if your opinion sucks
2.) See above
3.) You are, in every way, more of a loser
4.) Your dads are both gay, and both bottoms

If you could stand next to your dads while they neck, I'll get all three of you with a small housefire. Thanks.

when last we fought, I was but the learner. now I am the master