THIS IS A HOLD UP!

THIS IS A HOLD UP!
GET ON THE FLOOR AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR FUCKING HEADS! ONE MORE MOVE AND I'M GONNA PAINT THIS THREAD WITH YOUR FUCKING BRAINS!
ALL OF YOUR BEST MEMES, IN THE BAG, NOW!

Is porn also accepted currency

This is one of my dankest memes

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Can I help with the robbery?

I don't care of you have a gun
Op is still a faggot

Please don't hurt me

D-DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY HEAD! YOU CAN'T KEK AT PORN!

pls im too young to die

If I pull that mask off, will you die?

HANDLE THE HOSTAGES! PULL ONE FALSE MOVE AND I'M SHOOTING YOUR DICK OFF

You don't have the balls to kill me

I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, FAGGOT, GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

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Presses silent alarm, whilst cowering under table.

Checked

ST-S-STOP TESTING ME! ANYONE TRIES TO PULL ANYTHING THIS MEME DEPOT GOES UP IN A BIG ASS EXPLOSION

Oooooo. You scare me

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO? YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO GO!

S-SHUT UP!

OP is serious.
He'll suck our dicks

Target in sight, give me the dubs commander and I’ll strike.

What will you recite your holy book?

BACK AWAY OR THIS RETARDS HEAD GOES RIGHT OFF

HOLD FIRE, his chromosome number is still being estimated

I-I CAN FUCK YOU UP MAN, S-STOP!

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I AM VERY CLOSE TO SHOOTING EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING JOINT. INCLUDING MYSELF. AT THE END OF THIS, EITHER EVERYONE LEAVES OR NOBODY DOES. YOU CHOOSE, MISTER POLICE MAN

OP's disability of last year, his father left some chromosomes there

Do we have positive IDs on the suspects?

Do it faggot, i know you don't have the balls

A wild OP, he's black, 180 tal and gay

*holds up megaphone* this is Investigator autistic pepe. Care to talk? We’re willing to make any arrangement if necessary.[spoiler][/spoiler]

WHAT DO YOU WANT MR DETECTIVE? WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA END!

Be quiet faggot, my bro there doing some shit

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IL-I'LL DO IT, FAGGOT!

Calm down and take me hostage, it's not worth it anymore

Whispers“do it"

Shit they’ve got barrels under the bank full of Ebola chan under the bank! If they blow up the bank the board is fucked!

N-NO.. I'M NOT TAKING ANYMORE HOSTAGES.. GONE TOO FAR..I.. IM ENDING IT ALL SOON ENOUGH!

No probs I'm here. On a scale from 1 to 10, how much of a faggot is OP?

I’m ending this brah. *snatches gun away from OP*

DO IT

Omae wa mou shindeiru

CHAD ALARM, EVERYONE INTO POSITION!

Can't shoot somethin that you can't check

YOU THINK I CAME WITH ONLY ONE GUN? HA.. FOR ONCE I GET A CHECKMATE ON YOU, FAGGOT!

He's with the terrorists, shot him!

Looks like the virgin becomes the Chad in the end. Do it brah destroy the bank.

Come on faggots, can't keep the thread alive by myself

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Don't listen to him, the chad is a common enemy

ATATATATATATAT WATAAAAAA HATATATATAT
HOKUTO SHIN KEN
Omae wa mou shindeiru

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I WARNED YOU PEOPLE! *bang*

THIS IS IT, FAGGOTS. BOMBS ARE PLANTED. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO RUN, OR.. WELL.. YOU JUST FUCKING DIE.

Contribute or

Its too late for you now. You have ten seconds to live before your spine collapses

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He did it, the madman did a strike

DARE YOU SUMMON ME NIGGA
ALL WILL DIE IN MY FUGGIN WAKE
U MAD WHITEBOI? IMA BLOW EVERYTIN UP

All hostages and suspects are dead.

Shoot me, im not afraid of you

LITTLE DO THESE FAGGOTS KNOW THAT I'M ACTUALLY STILL LIVING. CHECKMATE, MISTER POLICE MAN. NO WITNESSES, NO CRIME.

No we aren't sissy scum, we're ghost faggot hostages and muslims

OUR ARMY WILL DEFEAT YOU

Sir, the Ebola chan epidemic is now airborne. Should we relocate to safety?

With each post we grow stronger

Or not

The thread is shit now so im leaving

Relocate to the north. Dig tunnels.

Sir the slaves are refusing to dig on the basis of, "We wuz Kangz."