Ways to fuck with your roommate without them really knowing?

Ways to fuck with your roommate without them really knowing?
>Tiny shards of glass on the carpet outside their door for when they're barefoot
>Heating up their food and putting it back in the fridge so it goes bad quicker
>Turning on and off internets and acting gullible

Just make it so he can't connect to anything. Deauth him yourself if you have to.

cum on them while theyre asleep

the right question is: what motivates you?
Once, I had a roomate that was a pain in the ass, guy stole my money for cocain, fucked the bitch that lived upstairs and she came crying to our apartment when he wouldnt answer her call (kept annoying me), never finished laundring (once his clothes got rotten inside the landry machine because he was a slob)

Then, I waited one day, took his stuff out of the apartment, changed the locker and told him to fuck himself with a broomstick
He never talked to me again

Deauthentification won't work because it's a problem he'll have to eventually fix. If I turn it on and off randomly he won't have any idea what the issue is but won't be too bothered to really find an answer.

every time i watch it it gets more funny

This bich nga stole my shit and i can't prove it , keeps lying to my face and his pet mice keep shitting everywhere and he won't clean it up. Landlord doesn't care and moving out ain't an option. I want something I can keep doing to fuck with him but that he can't prove very easily is my fault or intentional.

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be very quiet while doing stuff, wait for him to get out of house to do it
>scratch his cd's
>everyday take a bit of his toothpaste and throw it away
>spit inside his food but make it not noticeable
>take 1 screw out of his notebook/pc everyday, but from the insides. Also, you could water some parts of his pc and turn it on, so it wouldn't work
>give rhubarb leaves to the mouse stuff, because those are poisonous

antifreeze in mouse bait

hide a dead fish somewhere in his room :v)

put a whoopee cushion on his chair when he sits down everyone thinks he passed gas.

wtf is going on in op picture? someone mind explain this shit?

>Bend his cables untill the inside tears,
>Just ask him a lot of little things, like grabbing a coke (if he doesnt, be a real bitch about it, "its such a small thing after all")
> Cover the walls with sweet hentai stuff or other things your interested in
>Blame him for every little thing wrong and be really sad about it
If your Roommate adapts win.rar
If he moves out win.rar
Or keep a jar of cum in the fridge

Log into your router from your room via phone or computer and just keep resetting the router lol.

Inspired from a greentext, you could piss on a plate, put it in the freezer, then take the piss disc and put it under his mattress

What does freezing a disk of piss do anything better than just pissing between his mattress?

If he catches you in the act of pissing on his mattress, you'd get the shit beat out of you with your dick flopping about.

If he catches you in the act of sliding the piss disc under his mattress, you can throw it at him like a frisbee, using his confusion to get the fuck out

You do realise you could them him by messing with their food like that? As in premeditated murder

kek

Scratch the CD's with a powerful laser, if you have got any; it's and will just fuck it up.
If not, get/build a USB Killer; plug it into every single fucking USB hole you find while the device is powered on.
No USB? No problem!

Download child porn on their computer

THIS

Do this, hide it away in a folder that he wont find, then call the cops

He wants to have freerange mice? Get a freerange pet of your own. Maybe a snake.

Boil an egg, hide it behind a vent or in a pillow, wait for him to throw up in his sleep from the smell and choke to death

My roomate is autistic

wat do?

You have too much time to spare. Go do something more useful than this

Put acid in their lunch lol that'll showem

Underrated.

same thing