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Only Dead is real

all dsbm is edgy teenager meme tier

I don't know, I think that when it is done right it can be really interesting and enjoyable.

Been going through Death's discography trying to remember why I thought they were overrated as fuck. Still amazes me how this band is considered progressive or death metal with the amount of annoying repetitive thrashy eighth and sixteenth open string tremolo chugs the band uses in every other riff, with a lot of other riffs also being just like the chorus riff to Leprosy's title track where it's pedal point riffing but with extended eighth/sixteenth open string tremolo chugs in between. Shit gets annoying/boring after a while. It's like every other song is play a variation on the same exact riff. A pity, too because I now don't mind the less savage than typical death metal vocals ,the fact that there's also some really nice riff writing/leads in there imo, and the drumming usually being great in the later albums.

Like poetry.

I'm in the lobby kickin' it with Moses
The room smells like my asshole and it's crawling with roaches
Ruthy runs a Drury and that is where I stay
$30 bucks a night is what you gotta pay

Drury stomp
Yeehaw!
Drury stomp

Ruthy is a pretty lousy landlady
The girl in Room 4 is having her brother's baby
I thought, "What a man!" when I saw the way he kissed her
You gotta have respect for a man that fucks his sister

Drury stomp
Yeehaw!
Drury stomp

I got faggot crackheads right next door
Last night, I took a shit in the middle of my floor
I could've used the toilet, but I just don't give a fuck
What the hell should I care when Ruthy'll clean it up.

Drury stomp
Yeehaw!
Drury stomp

And I know that I never have to worry
I just drink Jack Daniels 'til my vision gets all blurry
I hate Jews and niggers, so I can't get on a jury
I'm proud to be white trash and I'm livin' at the Drury

Drury stomp
Learn to love it, baby!
Drury stomp
YEEHAW!
Drury stomp

love me some noenum

are these happy days lyrics

maybe if you have depression. i can listen to other bm subgenres not feel like i want to off myself.

That's understandable.

and not feel like i want to off myself*

im drunk

Comin' straight from The Raunchous Brothers demo. I just transcribed them for that post.

What a boring cunt you must be in real life to approach a death metal band with that faggoted bachelor's degree in music you've wasted your time with. See you in the unemployment line.

>im drunk
>on a weeknight
You probably don't need black metal to feel that way

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

>that title
Let the drummer kick, let the drummer kick some

>See you in the unemployment line
Unlike you I actually have a job.
>doesn't specify where I am wrong
Lmao, Death fans, everybody.

What are you listening to, /metal/?

pic related

>I actually have a job
Sucking dick isn't a job, but I'm sure it's tedious.

>Death fans, everybody
I don't like death metal, but I understand why people would. I'm sure they don't take it as seriously as you do. Go listen to Cynic, you sad puddle of fuck.

The lyrics from that demo are a trip, man.

I saw you strut your slut ass
So I came over and made a pass
And you fucking took the bait
But you are full of shit you fucking fake

You’re just a…
Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a…
Prick teasing bimbo

You’re a…
Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a…
Prick teasing bimbo

Why must you play these fucking games?
You’ve got a peanut for a brain
And I don’t want to be your friend
I wanna stick my dick up your rear end

You’re just a…
Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a…
Prick teasing bimbo (you fucking whore)

Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a prick teasing bimbo

How can you not be interested sexually?
C’mon bitch! Take a look at me
Maybe you’re just not into guys
You’d rather be between a woman’s thighs

Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a prick teasing bimbo (You dyke)
Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a prick teasing bimbo

I don’t wanna hear what you have to say
I just want to get laid
And fucking with my head is a big mistake
That’s how girls like you get raped

Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a prick teasing bimbo (cunt)
Prick teasing bimbo
You’re a prick teasing bimbo (fuck you)

>Sucking dick isn't a job
Exactly, that's why I don't do that, I do a job.
>I don't like death metal
Well, now I know why you're unemployed. Where did I say that I hate death metal? I was specifically critiquing the band Death. Death metal is arguably my favorite genre of metal.
>I'm sure they don't take it as seriously as you do. Go listen to Cynic, you sad puddle of fuck.
How can one person be THIS triggered from someone trying to give reasons to their opinion?

>That’s how girls like you get raped

lovely

>How can one person be THIS triggered from someone trying to give reasons to their opinion?

The voice you read my comments in is entirely up to you, if you want to pretend like you're threatened, have at it. Your pretentious opinions are worth less than a coon in Tennessee.

It gets better and better:

I want to be a male chauvinist pig
and I don't give a fuck about women's lib.
Women are weak they don't deserve any rights;
the women's movement is a useless fight!

They're good for sex,
and they're good for work!
But other than that,
they have no worth -
so shut the fuck up bitch!

Who put these feminist ideas in their heads?
Keep them barefoot pregnant and chained to a bed.
They're not worthy of any respect
'cause all they are is a sexual object!

They've got cunts!
And they've got tits!
But none of them have intelligence!

Wearing skirts on their exterior
they know the truth hurts:
women are inferior!

They're born to be slaves
and pieces of tail,
and nothing on earth
will make them male!

They're good for sex,
and they're good for work!
But other than that,
they have no worth!

//Breakdown

Wake up bitch, it's time to face reality!
As far as I'm concerned you've got no
fucking personality!
Housework and sex is your only job!
You're not a worthwhile human being
you're just a broad!
You'll never be my equal,
so quit your nagging, and your bitching!
Get on your knees to suck my dick,
then get back to the kitchen!

You can call me a chauvinist,
I'm proud to be a pig,
'cause I can take a shit all over your precious women's lib!
WHORE!

>if you want to pretend like you're threatened
Not threatened, baffled and mocking you for how ridiculous your temper tantrum here has been.

>//Breakdown

lmao

Violet Cold - Desperate Dreams

it's spacing me out a bit desu.

who has a dirtier tone than than this shit youtu.be/-TpWxs742Dg

They don't actually say that, but yeah, there's a breakdown there. I was too lazy to edit that out.

The lyrics to Drury Stomp didn't appear anywhere online, so I had to transcribe them for this thread.

Their newest album really blew the fuck up this year. Over a million views on youtube

Albums I listened to today and what I rated them out of 5. Great day at work with good jams

You should definitely listen to Immortal Pride by Graveland. It's my favorite black metal album from Poland.

i just started listening to them as i enter the world of black metal. sort of transitioning over after getting bored of tech/grind.

Also listen to Rain Without End by October Tide

Yeah I'm autistic and go through entire discogs, Following The Voice of Blood was just the last album I'm going to listen to tonight. I should get through the rest of his discog tomorrow then move on to something else in my backlog
Finished up October Tide, heard all their stuff. Very good band, ratings ranged from 3.5-4

And here's where it gets weirder. They have a bass-only demo called "The Bald and the Bearded and Then Some" featuring a song titled "Cock Rocker in the Mall". The song is a stereotypical Metalhead shot at Glam, but what's jarring are the references to Grunge.

I was at the mall to buy a cassette
You'll never guess who I fucking met
Some dork in a bandana and teased up hair
The son-of-a-bitch was giving me quite a stare

Cock Rocker in the mall, leave me alone
I just want to use the fucking payphone

Lookin' at this guy was quite a hoot
With skintight pants and snake-skin boots
I was laughing at what he was wearing
And the fucking prick wouldn't stop staring

Cock Rocker in the mall, leave me alone
I just want to use the fucking payphone

I wanted to leave that fucking useless mall
So I made my payphone call
I was on the phone talking to Beardie
When that fucking Cock Rocker came right over near me

Cock Rocker in the mall, leave me alone
I just want to use the fucking payphone

I was leaving to go home
The pigeonhead wouldn't leave me alone
So I was walking past
I stopped to kick his sorry Cock Rock ass

Cock Rocker in the mall, leave me alone
Just want to make a call on the payphone

If you don't go away, it'll get violent
I don't listen to Stone Temple Pilots
So get the fuck away with all your pussy glam
'cause I don't tolerate Pearl Jam

Cock Rocker in the mall, leave me alone
I just want to use the fucking payphone

Ya fuckin' Cock Rocker
Get out of this mall

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And then, there's Broad-Way

It's Friday night and I'm all alone
I wanna jack off so I head to the peep show
I go in the booth, I have to pay in two bucks
Wouldn't you know it, the first dancer sucks!

Watch her move!
Shut that door!
I shoot my cum
On the floor
Watch her move!
Shut that door!
As I jerk my prick to a fucking whore!

I wait around for 30 minutes
To see the next dancer's pussy, ass and tits
But I can only stare from behind the glass
As she sticks her finger up her ass

Watch her move!
Shut that door!
I shoot my cum
On the floor
Watch her move!
Shut that door!
As I jerk my prick to a fucking whore!

Jerking and gawking just ain't enough
I have to cum inside an actual muff
I follow the bitch as she's leaving the place
I pin the bitch down and cum in her face!

Watch her move!
Shut that door!
I shoot my cum
All over that whore
Watch her move!
Shut that door!
As I rape her ass till she gets sore!

Don't forget The Celtic Winter from Graveland either. It's an EP, but it's still among their more highly regarded work.

Where my folk people at?

What's some metal that draws upon the very nature and essence of death itself channeling the energy into their music

Share those Raunchous brothers demos please.

I am six tracks in, and still not sure what's supposed to be so bad about this. Yeah it's not as raw and intense as their first two, but it still brings a lot of riffs per track and is pretty creative with its atmospheric approach to slower riffing among other bits that are unconventional.

I haven't been here since August, what are the current memes lookin' like?

Uploading now.

Pic is currently the /metal/ AOTY, and will probably be /metal/ AOTY unless The Chasm really does something out of this world. It's not for brainlets though.

Still nothing as good as forest rock

This meme died the other day when their interviews got posted. They're huge faggots. Please keep up to date on all memes or I'm calling the meme police.

t. edgelord brainlet

Enjoy!
sendspace.com/file/kfv7fx

Any good $LAMZ with as much groove and production quality as the remastered version of pic related? Was digging Analepsy - Atrocities From Beyond and Extermination Dismemberment - Serial Urbicide
Particularly looking for something with saturated chuggas + riffs with the vocals blended well in the mix

t. brainlet

I'm contacting the authorities.

I haven't heard the remaster of this album, how does it improve upon it? I thought it was p good as is

I indeed can't handle and grasp the AOTY 2017, Pyrrhon's What Passes For Survival, not can I recognize it for it's brilliance, so I am indeed a brainlet. Thankfully, I am learning from the patrician trve males here who know the awesomeness of that record so I can stop being a brainlet.

Cheers user

thanks anonito

The demos are more a mix of Hardcore with some Metal influences. "Die Faggot Die" is when things started getting much more metallic, although "The Shit Session" sounds pretty raw.

"Hail Metal....Destroy Faggotry" is where things went full throttle. That's the only album which got them on Metal-Archives.

It is really good as is, seems like they just tweaked the guitar tracks to have less treble. Each slam just feels fuller

>Elvis enters the building
>As the pigs choke
>On pearls the harbor of Hiroshima
>We have a problem, his name is Alfred Nobel
what did he mean by this

While we're at it, here's "Hail Metal....Destroy Faggotry"
sendspace.com/file/qbiam3

Thank you user, rock n roll!

i have the other two albums and the split with anal cunt, but thank you anyway user.

Which ones didn't you have?

Just curious because most people probably don't have "Bright Lights Big Titties" or "The Shit Session". Those were apparently uploaded onto YouTube before some faggot got it flagged off. Thankfully, someone had the good sense to rip them.

I was missing all of the demos, pretty much everything released before Die Faggot Die and the split with A.C.

Initial impressions?

For me: "Humiliation, Titillation, Degradation, Ejaculation" > "Bright Lights, Big Titties" (split with The Dorks) > "The Shit Session" > "The Bald and the Bearded and Then Some" > "Unauthorized Live Recordings"

Well, i've known them since the A.C. split, been a fan ever since.
do you have the rest to upload?
There's not enough offensive stuff out there (without being some shitty nazi/lefty crap)

gotta go, work. thanks again

What do you guys think of funk metal

Recs? All I know is RATM.

That's the only good one sadly.

IF YOU'RE OFFERING ME DIAMONDS AND RUST
I'VE ALREADY PAID

youtube.com/watch?v=J2SYPzKzD94
the real kings of funk metal

I like Urban Dance Squad. That's what RATM got their sound from. I sort of like the early RHCP records too I guess. Extreme is terrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=oSBNURD7uKQ

hahahahaha RATM just copied that 1:1 how did they get away with it

What am I in for?

Listen to Acid Bath first.

>cajun korn

>monster magnet
'no'

Since metal is all evil and satanic test for which level of Hell you'd be sent to.
4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

yeah but all of this makes it catchy

RIFF
youtube.com/watch?v=IjI5XDZzeXU

When is Chuck resurrecting so that we can have another Death album?

Chuck is dead, he's been replaced by Sneed

Noice
youtube.com/watch?v=slvwRr_m06s

probably innawoods

went to fifth

Dis is as well.

beat ya

the brutal four

Here

desu I like that album a lot it's just that the vocals aren't nearly as good as the first two records

7 H.Target is fucking amazing. I like 0.00 Apocalypse more though. And that Katalepsy album is pure AUGH

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pity the most interesting thing that album had going for it was its cover.

Why didn't you save her?

my level:
Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.