Just went to the store and had my card declined

just went to the store and had my card declined
>Literally had bare essentials
>4 Pork chops ~$3.00
>can of veggies `$1.00
>potatoes ~$2.00

Feels bad man- what do to eat the next week til payed?

Why was it declined?

because i thought i had ~$10 but my bank decided to charge me for seeing how much money i had- so now i have $0.02 and couldnt buy anything.

Felt like a retard at checkout

Feels bad man

Food pantry nigga

Food pantry- nigga i dont have food in my pantry thats the issue

Also just to clarify- I just got a really bad check this payday- so 90% of it went to bills, because id rather maybe not have food than not have a house and electric- but goddamn i was relying on that $10 to get atleast ONE nice meal this week.

Fuckin kek

>i thought i had ~$10 but my bank decided to charge me for seeing how much money i had- so now i have $0.02

Your bank charges your $9.98 for checking your card balance? What?

okay the real #'s are
>had 7.02 in bank (AFTER I HIT THE ATM)
>used a surcharge free atm
>Did a balance inquiry to see how much i had
>Took out the money for bills.
>Look at phone to make sure i still have cash
>2 days later get hit with 3.50 inquiry fee and a 3.50 'out of bank atm' fee even though it was a surcharge free atm

so i mean i guess its my fault but damn man- lost money just tryna make sure i had money.

What kind of fucking Jew bank do you use? $3.50 for inquiries and surcharges? It's your own damn fault for being a good goy and giving all your money to the kikes.

Yeah man- i heard bad shit about the bank i use- (M&T) but ive never had an issue until today

Its just shitty to see my money disappear for nothing.
i was up at the store a half hour after it opened ready to get my food and i get cucked in the checkout by my bank.

my fucking point, who the fuck charges just to check balance?

I'd tell you to switch banks, but you can't even afford the fees for closing your account.

feels batman
Probably will next paycheck or something, but thats a week away.

>what do to eat the next week til payed?
How about not beg for money on Sup Forums due to your poor financial responsibility.

Sage

Not actually looking for money- maybe just ideas on how to get food for the next week.

Ask a friend out for dinner or breakfast and act surprised when you cant pay (like you forgot to activate your new credit card). Your friend will have to pay because theyll feel bad.
Plus order lots so you could pack the rest for the next day

As someone who's gone hungry for many days in his life, I can kindly tell you to get fucked.

We all fall on hard times every so often.

Thats legit as fuck- but also kinda shady.
May try it as my hunger increases.

Yeah man i get it- thats why im not looking for a handout just some advice.

>maybe i should just be on foodstamps
>too prideful to be 'one of those people'

That said, just swallow your pride and borrow $20 from friends or family. You can pay it back next paycheck. It's holiday season, no one's gonna leave you hungry.

if you live in Ontario Canada, you can come over and suck my dick. I'll give you $100.
$200 if you're female. (no, traps don't count)

I don't have any STDs, and i won't force your head down.

That's probably the best offer you're gonna get.

Op I have walked in your shoes, Heres some tips:

Caffeine is a hunger suppresent, even if you have no coffee in your house lots of places serve coffee for free

drink water, lots of it.

Swallow your pride and ask friends and family for like 10-50 bucks, hard to do I know.

Take some of you possesions down to a pawn shop or sell on craiglist

if can can apply go get on food stamps

go to a church and tell them a sob story, they will give you money/food, they just want you to say a prayer in return

beg on the streets ( last resort)

steal - bad idea

do online surveys (can take a while to apply though)

look for coins on the ground, buy bread with coins, loaf of bread can last you like 3 days or more

hahaha fuck you're more desperate than me.

Thanks man all good tips.
Didnt know caffeine was a suppresent- ill be sure to utilize that.

Guess im on the water and coffee diet for the week.

also to you and i really dont have any family (all drug addicts) and no friends close by. been trying to be self sufficient and just had a misstep

have you ever heard of theft?

Ramen

Nigga i pulled myself from a drug family that relied on government assistance and jewing other people out of their hard-earned money.

Im not about to stoop to my parents level of shitty living.

Yeah im having a shit time right now, but i wont resort to stealing peoples things.

i wasn't suggesting you steal from people.
How about the 7/11 or other store chain.

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. If i have to steal a loaf of bread, that would end up in the trash anyways, i fuckin will do. Self preservation, eat food or go hungry, at the end of the day I guess its your decision.

Take your next paycheck to a credit union and set up an account. Stop using ATMs that aren't at your credit union, they are always a scam. Dispute the charge from the supposably fee free ATM and go to your bank and see if there is any way to reverse the fee they charged. Sometimes you can get a fee reversed if it's not a repeat issue and you ask nicely. See if you can dispute the charge from the supposably fee free ATM. Get a picture of it what says fee free if you can and take that with you to the bank. They may be able to credit your account now and take it back if they refute your claims but that pushes it away from your darkest hour. Look for random acts of pizza forums, maybe someone can buy you a pizza and you can eat a few meals out of it.

Just get a fuckin payday loan

I would rather be hungry. That is the worst idea on this thread.

Might try to talk to my bank today- i usually take the path of least resistance (ie: i dont wanna cause conflict) but its ass i just lost money for bullshit.
Thanks for the tips.

Yeah im poor- not a fuckin retard.

I have a difficult time feeling sorry for someone who obviously pays for internet connection via a smartphone or computer but can't afford staples like basic food.

You either need to scale back your lifestyle by evaluating your bills and cutting out what isn't a necessity, or pursue a better paying occupation that allows you to continue living your current lifestyle. There are plenty of well paying jobs that require minimal education/experience, so long as you're willing to work in uncomfortable or dangerous situations.

Aye i get you 100%
I bought my pc like years ago- and my phone was given to me- i do however pay the internet and phone bill.

I live pretty materialistically like i said- i just had a stupid misstep. Id be willing to sell shit, but dont have a car to get to a pawn shop or something.

soup kitchen, if you have one in your town

Go to a local food pantry/donation center.

series question, do you have a job?

Stick your items on Facebook/Gumtree for collection only?

Why the fuck is everyone so stupid not to have at least one credit card?

Step1: invest in bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies, wait for it to increase its value
Step2: ???
Step3: Profit

Yeah man- i have a job and have my own place.
Like i said was just a shitty payday, and i needed to make sure i keep my place.

Yes i know
>get a new job

Im working on it, but gotta maintain a cash flow

Credit card debt is niggers. i dont like having the ability to buy above my means.

$3.50 is the standard fee and most new banks charge you for it if you use any ATM that isn't there's. my bank charges for it but waves the fee 5 times a month for free

Niggers don't have credit cards you stupid fuck. White people do. If you're gonna think like a nigger, you might as well be one. You're so dumb you can't even realize if you had a credit card you could buy $50 in food and pay it off next week. You're poor for a reason dumbass.

>55223344 nice quaddubs

Someone pissed in your cheerios.
>says im a nigger
nah dawg i pay for the place i live at.
Also am employed

>this
Use your last few dollars, buy 0.000000000000003 bitcoins, wait a day and it will be worth 0.000000000000004 bitcoins.

nah bro if you work then you're alright in my eyes, the fact you don't want hand outs and don't like the idea of credit/debt shows you have your head screwed on alright aside from this hicup. keep your spirits up

Fuck you fat shit. Not all of us can live off mayo and tendies that we force our parents to make.

How would you propose he hold down a job and be a functioning member of society without a phone or internet? They are pretty much a necessity at this point.

go to your town/human services office and ask for a food voucher

Exactly man- i have the bare minimum of what i need (i dont even have a car yet) People still think you can be a member of society without an internet connection. i dont get it.

You replied to the wrong poster but while I'm at it I used there instead of their and now I feel retarded.

Food is a necessity. Phone and internet are not. If his phone got shut off for a week he'd be fine. Libraries have computers. He's just a typical poor idiot who can't prioritize and stays stuck in a cycle of failure.

Community gardens, food bank, straight up panhandling

>member of society without an internet connection
free wifi is everywhere. If you can get to a grocery store, you can get to free wifi spot

You'd probably eat that bowl of Cheerios you poor retarded nigger

>Also am employed
working a glory hole doesn't count as employment

What bank do you use?

M&T as ive said.

Yeah im gonna apply to jobs on my old ass iphone 4s in a grocery store.

Most places dont do paper applications anymore- you kinda NEED a secure connection to get that shit done.

>payed
Well clearly you're illiterate so I'm not surprised you're poor as well, where do you live?

I've gone through hungry before it's not the fuckin end of the world. You pampered fuckin modern humans don't seem to realize that the human body was made to rough it. OP just find some change, collect some old bottles and cans and go turn them in for coins, sell some of your shit, fool a pervert online into sending you cash, go out and catch dinner if you live somewhere you could fish or hunt, go dumpster diving, Starbucks throws away its entire pastry case everyday so if you're lucky you'll get a bunch of food that is relatively fresh. If you have any prescription drugs laying around you can always sell them but that's risky so avoid that unless you're desperate. A man provides for himself with honor and respect so don't even consider stealing or becoming a nigger. Find a way and let this make you stronger.

Food bank = food pantry for ameritards

I'd love to know the shit job where you are "working"

why didn't you just steal it and run out?

What's so hard about asking your family for a few bucks? Unless you've proven you aren't decent enough to pay them back, you should have enough charity with them that it's no biggie.

>eating food = pampering
>phone and internet = necessity
Do you really need to wonder why you're eating out of dumpsters?

goto churches after hours when aa and random gatherings are goin on eat n bolt of just kick it free food

oh i forgot a work
>til im payed.
Yeah its slang- i dont care.
Pennsylvania boy- shits cold up here.

THese are the ideas im looking for but it needs to be somewhat instant results as hunger is already a thing, and i cant afford food.

I agree and will never nigger my way to getting things my dude.

Its a job- i pay taxes, its a shitty job, but its legitimate. so eat dicks.

im not black.

because my family is drug addicts and have stolen money from me in the past. Literally 0 chance of them having my back.

lol sucks to be you

top roman 10 cents each

Payed isn't slang you fucking mongoloid it's misspelling the word paid. Let me guess you work nearly minimum wage, but clearly not at fast food or you wouldn't be starving. I live in PA too, what part? I'll buy you lunch if for no other reason than I hope it increases your nearly retarded level of brain function

>I pay taxes
When you get back more at the end of the year than you paid into the system, then no you don't pay taxes. They take money out of your check, but they give it all back to you and then some come tax time. Again, stupid nigger.

Neither am i, i'm just really broke

and I think that after church services they have like a buffet at some places just some chill old ladys if they got food after if they say no find a dif church I think as long as u don't look homeless ull b good u have the internet find out when they let out n go then skip the jesus mumbo jumbo

>4 Pork chops
How fat are you?

Alright you got me there, fuck thats retarded of me. Im sure you misspell shit sometimes.

Altoona is the closest city and thats like 15 mins away or so.

Whatever man. i work a legit job no matter how shitty it is. Im not a drain on the government- i have NO assistance. so fuck off.

>4 Pork chops
Since you're so fat you better not eat anything until next week

They probably came in a 4 pack.

Uh- it was for atleast 2-3 meals.
I was gonna make
>mashed potatoes
>corn
>2 porkchops

Could get atleast 2 good meals from what i was buying, and the bag of potatoes would have lasted me the rest of the week if i got creative.

Also- they were small fucks- you think 4 chops would cost $3 if they were at all big?

>go on Facebook
>find pizza hut page
>post: my pizza was burnt and the delivery driver called me a niglet and punched my wife
>sorry sir. Fill out this survey and have a free pizza.

Alternatively join clubs, text notificstions, and rewards memberships for local restaurant's and fast food eateries. A lot of them have coupons for free food when you sign up.

If you live near a casino, go there and buffalo hunt. People leave 5-10 cent tickets lying around because it's not worth cashing them out or playing them. Walk around and pick them up. Also casinos usually have free coffee and soda.

Sell your blood plasma.

Use Facebook market to sell a video game or something for 10 to 20 bucks.

Call your grandma and offer to take her out of her nursing home and out to dinner. She'll pay. She always does.

did u learn nothing from the man vs wild dude u can live 3 days without water (so on day 3 start drinking that pee u been saving/ squeezing liquid out of the doodoo u also been saving, 3 weeks without food (eat that dried up doodoo u squeezed dry), and theres 3 minutes without air (not relevant)

Oh btw op- the first 2 days are the hardest, 3rd day it gets easier and 4th day on-wards you go into starvation mode and you will not be all that hungry. though you will have zero energy and will get head spins from sitting down to standing up so take it easy especially in the shower. though hopefully you can manage to find something to eat so you won't have to experience this.

Why would someone cum in a 4 pack?

I never misspell which is why I'm successful and you're not. Just kidding, but you've clearly fucked that up so many times your autocorrect or spell check has given up on you. I'm like 30 to 40 minutes from Altoona. There's a joint called Tom and Joe's, meet there around 1130? I'll be the one wearing a make America great again hat

My question is, how are pork chops so cheap but canned veg so expensive??

Canned veg around in my area is usually 3 or 4 for $1 and pork chops are usually 2ish$ per pound

Closing account fees?

That's some retarded capitalism gone mad shit there.

how much those hats caust?

Fuckin MAGA hat- im trying to adhear to conservative values when it comes to hard work and ethics- but damn i hate the whole MAGA movement.

Also, no car my dude i appreciate the offer though.

Yeah man idk at walmart veg is cheap but at my local store its expensive as fuck. I think the meats are local and thats why its cheap. Im really not sure.

yea I never spent money closing an account just all the other bullshit fees

More than I'm shelling out for this faggots lunch

>how fat are you
How does this make him fat? Do you buy food for a single meal at the store, then return everyday to buy another single meal's worth? If so, that's actually retarded

OP post a follow up after lunch so we know you're not murdered.

Adhear?
>adhere
Holy shit you're not fit to change my tire son. Take note of your life, this is why your hungry, don't blame the bank, blame yourself here.

read

/building a wall

You know what they say.. kill a pig for a man and he can eat for the day. Teach him to slaughter pigs and he’ll eat forever. Why not just learn to bake some bread?

>no fees for non bank atms, no bank fees

Guess it's good living in a country that doesn't suck banker dick.

if he can i'd let em change a tire

Hope things get better for you

i can change a tire- this dude is just pissy im typing fast and not spellchecking EVERYTHING i write.

Thanks Sup Forumsrosef hope you have a good new year.