Drunk story thread

Drunk story thread

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>be me
>18 years old
>girlfriend breaks up with me
>very upset
>thought she was the one
>mate wants to have a party on the weekend
>I go to it, maybe i'll find love
>or get laid
>I walk in the party with a twelve pack ready for fuck
>all the girls there are 5s
>im desperate, but not that desperate
>about to leave
>mate stops me
>convinces me I should stay
>I stay
>I hang with him for most of the night
>he keeps handing me more drinks when I finish one
>been 2 hours
>have had at least 16 drinks or so
>memory is kinda blurry from here
>wake up next morning in my mates bed naked
>checks dick
>ohfuck.exe

I drunk fucked my mate

You gay raped your mate.

I got drunk last night and tried to kill myself

> Be me
> Be drunk
> Midnight and home alone
> TimeToFap.exe
> Wobble to PC
> Want to search for "Angela White Porn"
> Drunk me searches "Angela Merkel porn" instead
> VomitLikeHell.png
> Fap anyway

>be me and group of friends campin on the beach
>drinking and smoking the weeds
>go to lay down in my tent
>6/10 female friend looking for me
>"user! where are you?"
>keep mouth shut
>tent's zipper door unzipping
>itsabouttohappen.bat
>"user, are u asleep?"
>pretend Im asleep
>She hops in, closes tent's door
>"user, are u asleep?"
>pretend Im asleep
>She proceeds to take my cock out, and put a condom on my erect peenur
>rides me for like 5-10 minutes while I pretend Im asleep
>leaves
>I fap, cum, then fall asleep
Pic related is her the morning after that

Gross

i know fam

thats why i did nothing, just let her fuck me cause why no?
I was horny, plus
>no homo

Bump

>be me
>be in Paris with friend and cousin that lives there
>get shit faced
>cousin doesn't do shit about, it despite being supposed to
>wakes up to having bought 45 bottles of "tropicana" fruit juice
>she refuses to keep them
>have to go back with the 2 friends and 45 bottles of fruit juice in the car
>get home
>get shower
>see ass in mirror
>it's a tatoo
>fuck
>call cousin
>said she didn't know
>Howthefuckyoudidn'tknowslut.jpg
>get the tattoo removed
>send just text to say I removed, for closure
>user, it was not permanent ink LUL Trolled you XD
Pic related, that's the main info tv guy, he smugged at me through all early morning the nigger loving jew

Looks like moana kek

What are you, retarded? Know your limit and don't over do it instead of relying on someone

>are you retarded
>look at site banner
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpeg
yes

I can alter my penis at will. I can connect to the vagina of the Universe (Astral). I can alter STDs around me (Prophecy). I can influence peoples genitals and organs. I can Manipulate pubes (illusion). I can sense and manipulate a child's genitals. When I am in the presence of a child, I am the predator, in which everything else revolves around. I am the violator. My Soul & Spirit is that of the rapist. I dislike tolerance. I cannot commit certain acts of tolerance without being raped.

>moana
lol who that?
post pic

@755223666

Greentext: I once fucked a girl drunk

So guys how was ur day haha..

Test

share ur stories nigger

one time i drank like 4 days in a row, then it was really hard when withdrawals hit. i had to go to the hospital. actually that happened a few times.

Oops. No attention here. Try looking elsewhere.

>be me
>Halloween
>friends and I were getting ready to go to party at our other friend's house
>was having a a 2 floor party, people everywhere
>drank like 4 or 5 beers before going
>get to party a little buzzed, nothing crazy
>start drinking caribou lou, the drink we always have on Halloween
>mixture of Bacardi 151, Malibu and pineapple juice
It's from a tech n9ne song you can listen here: youtube.com/watch?v=cHXFARUOYY0
>friends made 2 gallons of it, so everybody was going to get drunk that night
>drink 3 solo cups worth
>fuckingdrunk.exe
>girl I see who I think has a crush on me who I really like shows up
>attempt to communicate, too fucked up to hold a conversation
>throw up in toilet
>feel fine, 10 min later have to throw up again
>bathroom locked; Do i wait or throw up on floor and ruin party
>throw up outside and pass out next to it
>friend takes me home

Apparently I was so drunk somebody said something to me and I tried to fight them. Pissed I didnt get anywhere with the girl