You check into your hotel room for a vacation

>you check into your hotel room for a vacation

>See this inside

What do you do?

Puke.

Ha ha! You call that an ass? It was totally unable to block me! What is it's schtoyle?

>Immediately become erect
>Attempt to hit on
>Drop spaghetti
>Leave and complain to management

/thread

Sauce?

I demand another room...

Realistically, even though I love the idea of being the only man getting all the attention, I would act awkwardly until every fun is out of the window.
even if I would dare let the party start,
I would be a nervously farting, cringy, flappy dick, hysterically crying faggot.
And that's why I have a 5/10 gf and we have 5/10 sex.

fuck you Sup Forums now I hate myself more than usual.

huehuehue

Oh god did I just walk into Heaven?

Go back downstairs and ask for a different room. There are dirty niggers in mine.

I just do not have the sperm needed to improve the breed, so it would be best to call a friend

Wake up

I will not do it, because I only have eyes for whi ...
Fuck this, I want to eat chocolate

Kill the niggers

Tell management the field is empty

>w-w-will one of y-you be my gf?

Break out the weed, turn 360, walk away, fuck.

What a faggot question

Obviously ask them politely to leave my room. I'm a devout christian. I'd hand them a bible as they walk out.

Where the fuck is my bike

+1

burn them on a stake

Like I wouldn't smell the AIDS walking down the hallway.