>you check into your hotel room for a vacation
>See this inside
What do you do?
>you check into your hotel room for a vacation
>See this inside
What do you do?
Puke.
Ha ha! You call that an ass? It was totally unable to block me! What is it's schtoyle?
>Immediately become erect
>Attempt to hit on
>Drop spaghetti
>Leave and complain to management
/thread
Sauce?
I demand another room...
Realistically, even though I love the idea of being the only man getting all the attention, I would act awkwardly until every fun is out of the window.
even if I would dare let the party start,
I would be a nervously farting, cringy, flappy dick, hysterically crying faggot.
And that's why I have a 5/10 gf and we have 5/10 sex.
fuck you Sup Forums now I hate myself more than usual.
huehuehue
Oh god did I just walk into Heaven?
Go back downstairs and ask for a different room. There are dirty niggers in mine.
I just do not have the sperm needed to improve the breed, so it would be best to call a friend
Wake up
I will not do it, because I only have eyes for whi ...
Fuck this, I want to eat chocolate
Kill the niggers
Tell management the field is empty
>w-w-will one of y-you be my gf?
Break out the weed, turn 360, walk away, fuck.
What a faggot question
Obviously ask them politely to leave my room. I'm a devout christian. I'd hand them a bible as they walk out.
Where the fuck is my bike
+1
burn them on a stake
Like I wouldn't smell the AIDS walking down the hallway.