Conspiracy theories, celebrity edition

Conspiracy theories, celebrity edition.
No politics crap here, we've heard enough of those.

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So you just got stoned and had a vague idea of what you'd like to read about so rather than bring something interesting to talk about you made this thread for us to spoon-feed you celebrity conspiracy theories?

I've heard that pussies are full of honey. youtu.be/j5h9DdwNdA4

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classic

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Is it all true?

Did he actually do that? I honestly always wondered. The rumor has followed him for decades. In fact, it's like the 1st thing people think of when you mention Richard Gere.

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It's pathetic that you couldn't find your desired content on your own.

It's pathetic that you're worried about celebrity lives.

It's pathetic that you're buying in to any conspiracy theory. The government and people at large are too dumb and disorganized to get anything done, let alone anything secret and large scale.

I always wondered how the rumor spread way before the internet or cell phones.

Realized about a decade ago on NYE that Carson Daly and Dick Clark are the same man. He's a time traveler, I don't know if he's actually human, but for years it was remarked upon how Clark didn't age much, until he had his stroke and died a few years later. Around the same time Daly had started doing NYE broadcasts on the other network, after his MTV TRL career, mirroring Clark's American Bandstand. "Two" men doing the same job, looking very similar, and to wink at us, they do this show about time once a year..

Stop whining, jesus

My girlfriend truly believes that Eminem is a clone. I think it's bullshit and could give a shit about Eminem. But she truly believes it.

No, he didn't. If he had, it would have been quietly covered up, and no one covers up better than Hollywood.

Just tryin' to get a little chuckle. You know...we've all heard that one, so two pictures explain it all...that sort of thing.

I'll bet you're fun at parties.

Yeah makes sense.

Have they ever covered up a celeb death?

Yeah. A bunch. Take heath ledger. He's actually still alive. Sucked his dick in a dennys washroom in montana about a fortnight ago.

Kinda difficult when they you know, disappear

Yes Avril Lavigne actually died in 2004.

joke?

No Denny's in the state of Montana newfriend.

Google it apparently there is a conspiracy theory.

hasn't ever happened

a credible one?

Came here to say this

Why is she still walking around then? Put some effort in, dumbass.

It's not her weeaboo

thats tom brady in drag

Blind as fuck.

It clearly is

>washroom
>montana

Miley

It's their name for barns.

She was replaced in 2004 after her demise. Do a little research before making oneself look like a fool.

we would have noticed if she'd died, dope

Is there any actual substance to the dead Avril claim or is it pure nonsense?

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youtube.com/watch?v=7u3SfHOPwnM

im guessing this is as far as it goes

I don't get it. What's it supposed to prove?

>Government shill detected

nothing this is the basis of the theory

She looks literally identical.

That's not her you fucking mong.

This.

see

>no evidence

Chris Cornell and Cheater Bennington were both brutally assassinated because they were on the verge of breaking open one of the biggest child porn rings ever conceived. And they aren't the first nor the last, either.

Truth

Nah, you're the fucking blind one. Must be all that fat in your eyes.

all nonsense, zero evidence for it

it's clearly her

Go check her out during 2004, different body type, different face structure, different fucking voice entirely.

Nope, try again.

how is it not?

>different body type
she got older, her body looks slihtly different
>different face structure
It's the same
>different fucking voice entirely.
her voice didn't change, just her music, to pop

I'm not wasting my time posting pictures, interviews, and live shows when you can go fucking Google it for yourself. God damn you faggots are lazy shits!

copout

Yes it all changed, all within a few months? Try using your brain next time, if possible.

Keep posting more evidence please. Maybe even the leaks.. for science.

Lazy tard.

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>within a few months
Try years

hasn't changed a bit

Exactly. 2003-2004 Avril looks different than the rest. It's amazing what a headshot can do with the right makeup. Learn to Hollywood, please.

Try not being a fucking waste of flesh and honey and feces.

look at 2003 and 2005...

None of that happened

Bumping this post for you fucking idiots.

Not saying there aren't entertainment industry kiddy fiddling rings but that is complete bullshit.

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I know, swallowing the truth is hard for those that have lived blissful lies their whole lives. Itll be okay once you stop lying to yourself.

This.

this what?

Wow.. she’s aged beautifully..

George Clooney is a rampant homosexual and regularly pays people off to not out him
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Two different people fuckwad.

she doesn't look any different

why would they "replace" her?

Literally the same other than dyed hair

wasn't there a very detailed story about how she worked as a high class escort for years, I remember her private pics leaked in the fappening and there were a surprising amount of pics of her sitting on rich old dudes laps

Wow it's Avril in both pics

It's a joke hoax

That's literally it? A slight voice change between years?

That are identical

kek

yep

There is one in Billings you retards.

no one lives there

bump

btfo

Yes