Shit movie

shit movie

Yes, although the scene in the middle of the movie was pretty good, and the best scene a star wars movie ever had.
Too bad the beginning and the end where crap/boring as fuck.

those red guards are badass

nope..

yes they were but the movie was still shit

Movie was fine, you dickless retards will bitch about anything. If they released A New Hope nowadays, you cock gobblers would shit all over it too.

silent hill wars

>the last jedi
>fine

Hoping for Disney to produce some art of any level of quality is a master class in futility.

thats my brother

>A New Hope

you must be 18 to /b

I agree

but A New Hope was a meh movie...
Just some big space ships and some pewpew and all the nerds started wanking over it.
Character writing and scripts in those movies are quite poor.

The movie was amazing, you nitpicky whiny little swine

the movie was shit*

every star wars movie is shit

Okay, lets settle this once and for all. What would you say is a good movie? Choose your answer carefully because it may very well classify you as a complete fag.

Not OP, but I'd say a good movie needs at least one of:
- Good story line
- Good character with interesting development and relations for them throughout the movie
- Nice visuals that help narate the movie (e.g. good transitions from one scene to another, good choreographies, ...)

shit thread

>shit

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I liked it and walked in expecting them to shove SJW sit down my throat. What I got was:

- a black dude getting hit on by an Asian chick
- a girl as the lead

Is this what my fellow conservatives are upset about? This is pretty tame. I walked in expecting BLACKED.com.

>If they released A New Hope nowadays, you cock gobblers would shit all over it too.
They already did, it's called The Force Awakens.

On a board where the three main thread subjects are cum tributes, some variation on black guys fucking white women, and traps, you'll excuse me if I don't take opinions on what constitutes a "good" movie too seriously.

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And now some shit log spam thread.

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You liked the Casino scene above others? You have shit taste.

So I suppose you liked Jar Jar Abrams remake of A New Hope then?

>Rey is a Mary Sue feminist agenda insert
>Finn is a token minority insert to scapegoat imasculating every aspect of star wars whilst continuing to stick it to the white man
>Every white male lead either dies, or is portrayed in some way as pathetic, immoral and incompetent
>Purple haired tunblrina is a hero

Yeah. Great film

>loves the original trilogy
>hates the prequels because too much like original trilogy
>hates the sequels because different from the original trilogy.
You die hard fans need to chill with this bullshit, or did the movie just have too many Asians in it?

To be fair, purple haired chick dies doing something that most have asked which is "Can a ship be a missile at the speed of light."

My SJW BLM supporter sister hated purple hair tumblrina

Thank goodness she doesn't seem to be likeable to even her

Probably trolling but, no, I meant from the moment where Rey board the big bad guys ship until the point where the purple haired one sacrifices herself.
Although to be honest to make all that part good you also have to cut out every shoot where Finn appears as he was more than useless in this movie and it would have been better to let him die to phasma (who is also useless).

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Where exactly did the prequels feel like the original trilogy?

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I bet you're really fun at parties

Not OP but
>Love the originals
>actually love the prequels
>Neutral on Force Awakens other than Mary Rey Sue. Finn was ACTUALLY the most interesting new character in it.
>Didn't see Rogue One
>won't see this heaping pile of shit.

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They practically did with The Force Awakens

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Di you suck your wife's boyfriends dick with that mouth faggot?

The log awakens

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>love original trilogy
>loves prequels
>love rouge one and TFA
the sjw and diversity shit didn't fuck over the movie for me

white people suck and they need to be wiped out

I never said the movie was good.
Although I must admit I liked Rey and her relationship with Kylo in this movie (I don't really see her as feminist agenda protagonist).


>Every white male lead either dies, or is portrayed in some way as pathetic, immoral and incompetent
Sadly this is not true, I would have liked Finn and Paul to die.
But yeah Luke's part was aweful. But Leia's was just as bad.

>Purple haired tunblrina is a hero
Yeah, and god that was badass.

I liked it

Its a real shame as Phasma looked so capable but the writing staff thwarts her character too much.

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>>Rey is a Mary Sue feminist agenda insert
>>Finn is a token minority insert to scapegoat imasculating every aspect of star wars whilst continuing to stick it to the white man
>>Every white male lead either dies, or is portrayed in some way as pathetic, immoral and incompetent
>>Purple haired tunblrina is a hero
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>Yeah. Great film


Just came out of the cinema actually, and I agree.

>people who analyze and review movies for a living think TLJ is great

>autistic retards from Sup Forums think TLJ is bad

hmmm I wonder what the conclusion here is

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There was a good movie somewhere in there. Unfortunately Johnson fucked it up. Rose and fin could have been adorable and naive together. Unfortunately they were given a useless side story that did nothing for the plot. Poe’s insubordination could have been interesting but because they went full retard and had to make every male a fucking failure we’re supposed to believe he’s forgiven and not doomed to execution for treason. The casino and military industrial complex aspect could have been a great social critique but instead was just a casually mentioned virtue signal. Rey was lined up NOT to be a Mary Sue. Whether through her bloodline or having had training as a child, she was undoubtedly going to have that explained. But nope. Lol she has a vagina. That’s good enough!

Fuck this movie. And not just because of how shit it is. It ruins the 2 movies that come before and after it. Rian Johnson just fucked up the entire plot, mythos, and characterization of this trilogy. He’s retroactively made TFA worse. Fuck him.

But most of all fuck the critics and bloggers who were so pleased with themselves that this movie is so “woke” that they couldn’t see past at how shit it was.

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>Unfortunately they were given a useless side story that did nothing for the plot.
B-but muh kids! Muh hope for the future of the Rebellion

Uhh, the part where George Lucas said that "they're supposed to rhyme" or whatever. The fist movie is supposed to instill a sense of adventure and wonder, the second is supposed to leave you off with a sense of suspense and the third closes off the story line.

And now everyone will ask why they didn't just ram a ship or two into the death star.

I got so fucking mad when she just turned around and rammed that flag ship.

You're forgetting how creamy andy's log of shit is

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Yeah, I didn't understand why they weren't making her do anything of importance since they were clearly trying to sell phasma toys.

Bait

Ramming a ship into a death star? Holy fuck thank god youre not directing it or it or itd turn out to be even more of an eyesore pice of shit cinema... you know... like Andy's warm and creamy log roll slidding down my fucking throat

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>And now everyone will ask why they didn't just ram a ship or two into the death star.
Well to be fair, the magic lazer beams that just magically change trajectory to go down the whole was way worse than this... If only lucas had imagination when it comes to action and intensity.

Well the death star was moon sized, you'd have to maybe sacrifice over 500 ships before it explodes

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Now see, I can understand hating the characters, they are pretty shallow.
>you gotta boyfriend, a cute boyfriend?
I hate Finn for that shit because it seemed so forced. Rey was a Mary Sue, and Kylo was a bit too angsty. But my love for Star Wars outweighs my hatred for bad characters and the new one fixed some of the character design flaws. Rey is still OP though.

Its too cliche though. The whole thing, everything. Lucas's ships were never over proportion. Now theyre just beating a dead horse and sucking a hot log out of andy sixxs asshole

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I bet you were really smart at collge, assuming you went

that meme is so forced I bet only one person is doing it.

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Samefagging so hard

Ya we would probably call New Hope meh today too. The special effects we're pretty revolutionary at the time but they don't hold up.

That being said if you look past the special effects A New Hope is still a good movie, but nobody would see past that nowadays, standards go up.

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Shit opinion

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Honestly man, it was rushed. They couldn't flesh out any plot because the antifa ship was running out of gas and needed a master plot device to save it. Also it had to set the tone every 30 seconds. Ooh a dog fight, aww the cut little penguin gerbils hit a window, cool awesome trench warfare....aww the poor salt animals.

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Christopher nolans Batman trilogy.

Nope. Nice try faggot

Lol, what?

Please, stop posting those log pictures. I am asking you sincerely. Go watch a movie or read a book or something. This cannot possibly be enjoyable to you. Go out and enjoy yourself. I genuinely mean that.

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You mean this?

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Please see

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Fuckin kek i lost

It has "Star Wars" in the title. What did you expect?

YOU STILL HAVE 3 YOU'S YOU ASPIE

I appreciate that gesture but my life is a shitstorm rn. Nothing to enjoy
Pun intended hehe

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