Just share your secrets, this is a safe place

Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

sometimes i bump threads

I can read people's minds and access the internet with my brain while sleeping

i can too user for real

I sometimes stand behind people for half an hour at a time at work, just because they don't know I'm there. Almost gave an old dude at work a heart attack when he turned around, that was nice.

Have you done psychedelics?

Wow you are really cool, hope to be cool like you 1 day

I’ve been mutilating small animals in secret for years, I’m afraid this hobby of mine will one day fail to prevent me from acting on my real urges.

no only weed, and cocaine and alcohol, i was interested in shrooms but ive been too out of it to try them now.... also i stopped reading peoples minds and stuff because it got too stressful but i still see the occasional internet update in my mind

I always excelled in school until I started to procrastinate out of nowhere. Now I can hardly finish 10% of my homework, but I'm good at lying and teachers have previous trust in me so I get way more extensions than I deserve

You should eat a square piece of paper from the darknet

I suck my own dick

yup thats my biggest secret

Sad waste of trips

I'm species dysphoric, it really isn't fun

i dont have time plus i already feel like i have

Underrated post

me too
im a rat!

I've been dating two girls at the same time ever since I cheated for the first time. It's an ever ending cycle I tell ya, feelsbad

I always wonder what it would be like to get struck by lightning, shot in the stomach, hit by a car, have my throat slit, or what would happen if I lay down in the middle of the street wearing all black on a dark night, or fall against the side of a semi-truck when it drives by the sidewalk.
I don't really want to do these things I just want to talk about them, but everyone around me gets so concerned and tell me to call suicide prevention hotline or go to a counselor or something.

>An ever ending cycle

So it just keeps ending over and over again?

some times i shoot small animals and lite them on fire

Oh wow, it's not often I meet others like me..

I'm a Bear. I won't eat you.

I meant never ending but tru dat

Once, when I was 17, I went grocery shopping, and when I was done loading the bags into my car, I didn't return the cart to the cart corral. I just left it sitting right there in the next fucking parking spot. Heart was pounding as I drove away!!!

actually im into vore so please do

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

I fucked my coworker who has a boyfriend. He's kinda beta so it felt nice to show my throbbing cock inside her. We fucked twice. I'm a piece of shit.

Is that so?

I guess I can accomidate.

Nobody knows anything about my sex life except my wife and she doesn’t even know that I fuck my coworker/best friend on the side in addition to our regular threesomes.

I’m pretty sure she’d be cool about it though.

wut

I think my wife is gonna leave me because in the past two years I have been so red pilled that I constantly spout anti black and anti women talking points all the time.

Thanks /b!

i really wanna eat my own cum but i can never get myself to do it

i blackmail girls with their own nudes... just for fun and giggles.
interested?

Well, duh! Post 'em!

I've worked in real estate for 2 years. I fucked over a black couple trying to buy a house because of a video I saw on BLM.

only post them to the person who riginally send them to me
post your kik if you know someone to do so

I got fucked by an on duty cop in his squad car once.

>Pic very related

You and every other minority. So what?

I've lied for the past 5 years about my heart problems

I fingerd my six year old niece

I've never had a serious relationship with a woman in my life.

They are too bitchy and difficult. Tinder doesn't help if you are not a Chad.

They know. They’re just hoping you keep ignoring the issue.

No I mean he stuck his penis inside my butt and I came up his tie.

What was her crime that you ratted her out for?

Switch to men.

Same here, just that i don’t usually talk about it

... and most minorities share that with you.

I don't understand this question what do you mean she didn't do anything bad and I didn't rat her out

That’s good cause nobody wants to hear it anyway.

>wahh I think about doing things but I don’t ever do them wahhh

Shit or get off the pot.

Snitches get stitches, she’ll remember that when she gets out of the big house.

Who asked you what you thought boi?

I'm white and I lovvvve cop cock.

Are you me

Who really wanted you to share?

Holy shit.. Green text

I'm feeling paranoid when I think how many classified docs I have archived, since 00.
The world is truly dark.

Minority envy.

there are only 2 genders

What’s the best you got?

Don’t need base operations reports from 1993 in Canada. Is there actually anything of any value or interest in your junk pile?

I browse Sup Forums

Freddie the Flatworm would like to see you outside in the alley.

There certainly is value and that's why I couldn't share anything.

You burned more calories posting that than I did reading it. But that’s about the totality of value from your actions.

I once had to pay for an abortion when I was 16

I have a cargo ship full of Nazi gold bullion in a doomsday bunker of my mansion’s third outhouse garden.

Hardly envious of minorities. I just love being manhandled and fucked by on duty cops. Don't read into it too much.

Too bad your mom couldn’t afford one 16 years earlier.

>in love with 7/10 girl since 16
>never become a thing, have weird fucked up situations with her though over the course of 8 years
>in that time fuck a lot of girls, have solid 9/10 girlfriends
>Since half a year we're seeing each other again, there are deffo feelings between both of us. Situation sucks and is complicated

Feels bad man.

I like waffles

Got vids?

I got weapon blueprints 20 years earlier before they just came out in production these past five years.

wOw EdGy As FuCk BrO

Oh my how droll

You should try reading more.

But, none has been shared.

Not sure if I want to know more or you're a faggot.

Congrats you’re mentally a child

You’re on the edge of a baseball bat, my friend.

Do you have some scraps that would have been interesting 20 years ago, and Today are old news? My my.

When I was 11, I would let the family dog lick my butt hole when I was home alone. I came for the first time from that, and it was the best nut I ever had.

...

Def faggot

Well, I just got that off my chest.
Pools are closing and I'm certainly trolling

Dude, you have no idea how edgy I am. I've seen so many messed up videos, I have NO EMOTION!

Totally believable

I smoked marijuana at the age of 14 and 2 months. I didnt know weed tasted like cum, the dude blind folded me to smoke from his pipe. It was a good time.

You’re a perfect sphere, Edgelord!

Come to terms with that. Bonus: Since this entire situation, I can't get wood anymore. It's been complicating things with my girlfriend a lot.

I often think of fucking my 10 year old cousin. I usually stop jerking off to porn and end up jerking off to the though of fucking her.

Kill yourself.

Um, spheres don't have edges, whereas I do. I would know. I just had geography class with my math teacher 3rd period.

i cheated on my gf w my sister and i feel like shit about it

I have classified secrets too. One of them (don’t tell anyone) is that our president has polio and uses a wheelchair. Oh wait, that’s from like 60 years ago.

Still makes me paranoid that I have those secrets.

Nah homie. I can't help what I'm attracted to. Sorry!

Please stop it, and what animals. As long as you dont fuck with nice fuckers dont do it. But then again i fish on the regular and throw live catfish in boiling water to get their skin off, and butcher the fuck out of fish with a fillet knife. Tastes good as fuck tho and its free.

I have a comforter that I've been shooting my cum into for about 5 years now It smells horrible and you can smell it from under my bed. When I went to throw it away I actually felt sad. So I think I may have developed an unhealthy relationship with my blanket

which was the best fuck, gf or sister?

You made me ke

That’s all.

just leave Sup Forums for a while you idiot