User

user,
why are you here on b ?

Im looking for black mirror thread

Checking to see if there are nudes of girls I know.

Omg thats so me!!!

This guys is here for troll Sup Forums. Lol Really?

Becuase I don't have any friends

because i enjoy viewing chaotic hell and randomness

I’m here to find the source of OP’s picture.

sauce?

Im bored

Need sauce

because women instinctively and nearly universally dislike me

Because my GF just deepthroated my big wet dick in the bathtub until I came all over her cute face and her perfect tits.

That's what she wanted for her birthday so I just thought I'd come here and see what you guys thought about that.

How awesome is that Sup Forums?

stepped in a giant shit pile in my back yard with my brand new shoes about 15 minutes ago. one of the fucking neighbors is letting their dog out to go shit where ever. I dont even have a fucking dog, but here i am scrubbing my fresh kicks to get the dog shit off of em.

Is it a bit much for me to have put a bowl of antifreeze out in my back yard? i hope the fucking neighbors kids are bawling when their pupper is writhing around in pain as it dies from kidney failure because the parents are too fucking stupid to actually take care of a pet.

bcuz i have no gf
and i want to find one more time that picture with a girls (probably on college or highschool) without bra and nipple exposed from side of t-short

German?

SAUCE FOR FUCK SAKES!

Was browsing the encyclopedia dramatica.
And here I am

Sauce me up OP, you owe it to me because I haven't made fun of you for calling this place b

I work in the oilfield and have a 15 on 6 off schedule so I post pics my wife sends me while im working in my off time to get her wet on the weekends for crazy sex

NEED SAUCE

>browsing the encyclopedia dramatica
Wow would you look at the time, 2006 already

Are you a fucking coward? Of course you are.
Don't take it out on an animal that don't know better.
Don't punish an innocent child.

Make the fucking lazy shitheads regret being shitheads instead. Put the shit on their windows, door, mailbox or even better their pillow.

joke's on you faggot, I was already browsing Sup Forums in 2006

She has German ancestry but we are American.

She looks like a little Aryan princess though. Platinum blonde hair and bright blue eyes. She's petite but with big round C cups, perfect little pierced nipples and the fattest, tightest, ass you've ever seen on a girl her stature.

Do I wife this one Sup Forums?

theres literally no way of telling which neighbor thats doing it

I've always been here, and I always will be. I guarantee it.

Because I have PTSD.

trying to spread the gospel of jesus christ

That's a good plan, it's not your fault that the dog was on your property drinking your antifreeze.

Good threads from time to time. Lot of shit threads though. I like to share pics of girls from my town for others to save. I also like to post my ex sucking my cock for people to see and save

Waiting for my nudes to leak

First started lurking here in 2006. It's just one of those things I can't let go for his. Half of it is draw threads and the other half is morbid curiosity. I'll stop by here like once a day if certain generals at /vg/ are slow

Girl is armana miller

Nice dude, I love the fact you had to come on here right after to get gratification. Jesus fucking christ this girl will be fucking a nigger behind your back by the end of feb who wants to take bets?

Why is the joke on me if I was right

i'm a girl and I feel kinda sad that your first thought would be coming on here after that?

I'd hate to be your girlfriend

i get paid by a big coperation to watch what people talk about on web forum i told them about 4cans and they let me surf it

so i get paid to surf 4cans unlike the loser mods lol

To share my girl

5 shekels
men are pigs now tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

iv bin here all fuking day!
im still hung over!
i need a drink
heres my wifes puss!

Because I like the randomness.

Also, sauce? Looks like a grown up empress from Neverending Story..

...

so?

say her name, say her name

sry i don't send tits to any guy below an 8 and a half so timestamped face pic with shoe on head or gtfo you neckbeard

fuck niggers

you must be new here.

yeah m8 I love that too

kill jews

I'm not a neckbeard whore

i don't need to be an oldfag i just need to be hot and i'm above you in every way

Because I can come here shitfaced drunk and say literally anything and never have to face the shame of having totally embarrassed myself.

t. typical attention-whoring roastie

silly breeding machine

She's hot from what I can see. Care to post more?

the only person on this planet that don't need to follow the rules is the queen

Heil hitler

I did nazi that coming

Actually beta bitches and or fake womynz, if you must know. I have this open in a side tab while I'm wrapping her birthday gifts. She's still in the tub shaving and doing her nails.

I just saw the thread and figured, fuck it, I might as well see if other people think she's as awesome as I do. I'm proud of her!

i think it must kill you knowing i as a girl can go out and find sex within 10 min yet you're confined to the walls of an anonymous forum jerking it to other guys girlfriends

i dont blame u my dude id hate women 2 but i dont have to seeing as i have it good :)

i get bred all the time by my hot half-ASIAN bf so yes. his dick is all white though, if you catch my drift im luckyyy

>silly breeding machine

you sound like a faggot that i wouldn't have sex with on a rebound, so nobody cares go back to your gf and leave the discussion up to adults

good for you keep it up girl
and I'm sincere breed proud

>shes still int eh tub shaving and doing her nails

lmao you fucked her when she was hairy? Arab confirmed, enjoy your goat Nazir

1) Why are people believing this guy who's roleplaying as a girl?
2) Where the fuck is OPs sauce

cause every once in awhile,
someone posts that kissing gif,
I always save it but end up deleting...

We will never know, user. And it makes me sad.

sauce?

no girl does her nails in the tub seeing the moisture would fuck up your manicure LMAOO what a sad pathetic attempt

No, doesnt kill me. It's not nearly as pathetic as being a dude larping as a girl on Sup Forums.

Sure, what do you wanna see?

>im in a few threads and screencapping the best posts for her

I wish I was you dude but when I sleep with my gf I dont need to come on Sup Forums and tell people.

I dunno maybe cause I've been in a bunch of relationships?

Good luck though, proud of you

Hope her nails don't get wet in the bathtub, dont know why she'd be painting them in there but whatever, she's fake anyway.

its okay, take solace in the fact that you can only tell yourself i'm a guy to make yourself feel better but we both know it ain't so

Anything really. Got any action shots? Would love to see her sucking cock.

pics or you didn't happen

I don't want to have sex with a greasy middle aged man with a neck beard on a rebound. So no problems there.

She had a little blonde peach fuzz on her kitty. Nothing wrong with that unless you're a fag... Oh wait...

Body almost exactly like pic related, will post face after responding to the next butthurt assumption.

LMAO THIS DUDE FUCKING A FUZZY HAMBEAST

waiting for parents to go to sleep so i can jerk off

AND HE PROUD OF IT 2 LMFAO IM DONE

Dude she's thicc as fuck, she got a pod yet?

>claims to be a girl
>doesnt follow forum's rule
>blabs about how easy life is because she's a girl
>tries to shame a guy because he can't get a fuck as easily as her

Nice try you angry cuck mgtow fuckface, there's a reason why she left you, and the kid aint yours

Not even gonna ask why you're attempting to act educated on that subject you flaming butt pirate. But she's still in there doing it and it's not like her hands are in the water dumbass.

I'm assuming she waited to get out of the tub to paint her nails but idrgaf either way.

Face almost exactly like pic related.

um can you stay out of the conversation please you sound ugly

>why are you here on b ?

Because it's funny and interesting. I wish the porn would go to the containment boards...

I have that but its potato quality and shes wearing a blindfold

nice curves anybody days otherwise there a virgin perfectly shaped girls are a meme

Alright dude you just cant frankenstein your gf out of other girls, show us her if you're so proud.

Jesus christ is it because she's made out of rubber and had to be exported out of japan?

when the board isnt being filled with porn it can be quite fun

Couple white niggers pretending to talk like black niggers but it's probably that half Asian fag from before pretending to be his own gf...

Oh what a world

late at night when the kids are sleeping

what's the problem, can't fight my superior logic larper?

you cant even check if im a samfag?

nvm its summer in Australia, makes sense

I feel comfortable being a racist and sexist here and nowhere else

bitter faggot 5+ years on Sup Forums making up a scenario because his world would crumble if he admitted the truth

im not even going to take you seriously because you said forum rules, do you go on dates telling ppl you're part of anonymous too? lmfao what a faglet

>my gf has her body and her face

wtf dude for real?

I can do whatever I want, and you guys are crazy if you think I'm providing any real pics for you to fap your unwashed dicks to after all the bashing and pretend nignoggery.

No girl would illicit a positive response on this edgy memeboard unless she had a dick anyway.

Sauce?

lying faggot