>SWEDEN
>YES
SWEDEN
I'd like to see their "right" party.
>implying Sweden gets anything right
kek
How are they going to enforce this? Cameras?
Who fucking knows?
Since when do swedes stand for anything?
What a time we live in.
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You could have pressure/weight sensitive floors on public toilets, like they do in the entrances of banks.
If x time passes and the pressure hasn't reduced significantly it means you are still supporting your weight on your feet and thus you didn't sit on the toilet. An automatic message is sent to the police and a patrol comes to detain you.
God be with us in the coming days.
Why the hate Sup Forums ?
Wow, really makes you think
I've heard of this shit, but what exactly is the reason to propose this? What is this ban attempting to accomplish?
Fuck you, no link, I refuse to believe that's real.
terrifying...
but how would it tell the race of the person?
it would be very racist to arrest a poor migrant because of this
this is enforceable how?
Wow sweden really is cuck capital of the world. I should take my monkey nigger ass over there and breed a new life of wife's sons. I could probably make a new porn series out of it
Straps.
Simple, they just pass another law mandating the presence of transgender bathroom police who make sure you sit down. They can see you through the clear plastic stall doors, which will be mandated through a third law...
It's all part of a broad and sweeping series of laws encompassed within the "Bathroom Referendum Emergency Adjustment Package"
I bring in a weight and pulley system and hang from the ceiling by my teeth while spinning around fast like a helicopter firing brown payloads indiscriminately at all who use the public toilet. Has degenerate liberalism made me this way? Or was this my destiny?
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html
>Known as a socialist and feminist organization, the party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men
Of course feminism plays a role in this.
This was first posted years ago here.
Why the fuck does everyone keep treating this as if it were new each time? It was laughed off the table in Sweden long ago.
OMG, who is the spunk monk?
huffingtonpost.com
Found it on Cuckington Post.
I don't believe this.
Doesn't Sweden have a constitution or something?
A supreme court?
Some bitch in my BBW folder.
She's a model, and this was on her portfolio. I don't have her name.
what the FUCK
Swedes ain't free.
Nice try femishits
But then you just say you stopped to pray to allah and thats why the weight was on the sensor for so long.
user, I am dissapoint.
This is good, standing while peeing gives men unfair advantages over women.
Have some nipples.
>socialist and feminist
Sounds like Sweden
NOICE
>Swedish police
I'd just start peeing on the stall door from the outside. I've peed in far worse players for far less.
wat if you stand when wiping
I hate this so fucking much
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user, are you trying to rile me up?
I want Sweden to burn. Not because I hate Swedes, but so that you can be used as an example for the rest of the western world what rampant liberalism does.
>claim to be a woman
>pee standing up
problem solved
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Is this the same party who wants necrophilia legal peraphs?
>more hygienic
Touching your bare flesh on a dirty seat is not hygienic.
>Sit down to piss law starts.
>Nobody can enforce it, what are you gonna do, put cameras in the bathrooms?
>Have armed guards by the stalls?
>Walk in.
>Piss all over the all, seat, floor, toilet paper.
>Walk out of womens bathroom because I am a strong proud female neckbeard.
Sitting down is comfortable and comfort is king
>That black one
>His face
>"Yeah, yeah, whitie. I'll humor you."
Thank you sir
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Yeah, man, nothing like having the fucking stream splash back onto your crotch.
I have more.
so wrong
they're not migrants...they're all swedish
>Rile me up.
With those sad fucking tits? The only thing I wanna do is dig two little plots and give those things a proper burial.
Dump, prease, i just drank some coffee. I'm up.
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webm?
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>showing your homosexuality this flagrantly
I would give it a week for the femnazi tantrums to reach critical overload
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>illegal for men
but only for men
it would still legal for women to urinate while standing and let piss spray all over the walls
triggered
this is actually a good thing. eventually feminists are going to egg men on so much that one day they snap and put those bitches in their place
>Thinking those sad pathetic tits attached to a blubber body is something to get hard about.
Ladies and gentlemen, the hero Sweden deserves
>Posts an even blubblier shitskin 3rd world whore in response.
Saved. Is this now a porn thread? I do not object.
>A fat bitch with small tits is better then a fat bitch with big tits.
Ya ok, into the burial plot those tits go, bagpipes will play.
All this porn is shitty.
You don't even deserve the goods I have stuffed away.
I heard this a few years ago - that it's all part of equality. Women can't piss standing up, so men shouldn't either. That was their reasoning
Next they come up with mandatory strap-on sex. Where females freely rape any (white) male over 18 in public area. Any resistance is punished with castration.
all at the tax payers expense of course
PORN TIME
I knew this was the next
>SILLYDEN
Is this a /d/ thread? Y'know, the globalized fetish threads?
Sensers on toilet paper detect when using toilet paper.
Sensers inside toilet and outside toilet that detect urine
Probably some sort of laser and camera that first checks the material it's scanning is indeed skin and secondly its coloring. If it's b
Uh, they can. It's just hard to.
You should go India's route and ban loos.
because of this post i'm going to leave Sup Forums forever
i have a porn blocker that blocks this entire website, and other pornography
i need to stop masturbating to pornography, it's unhealthy
thank you for helping me to realize this.
goodbye.
Doooood, his ball is so flexible. I mean, mine might be able to do that too, but my new gf refuses to suck on my balls like my last gf used to. It's tragic.
Morality police. Like the Saudis have. They'll make sure you're properly equipped in your cuck gear, and will rip your pants off in the middle of the street to check. They'll rush the bathrooms and shop off your arm if you aren't sitting.
LIBERATE TUTEME EX INFERIS
Never had your balls sucked?
Sad.
It's better when they go from the booty hole upto your sack in one swipe
You are a man
A man with balls
BIG BALLS
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Who else /sitdowntopee/ here?
I'm doing it right now. Feels good, man.
what the fuck? why? it just mooshes it all together.
never forget
Sometimes, I still hold on to the slightest shred of hope that this kind of absurd shit was just some satire. Google usually proves otherwise....
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Sweden has a place for cucks like you
>2012
>reading comprehension
>get in the woods by the road in Sweden to take a leak
>have to sit down on the moss or a tree stump to piss or shit
>women still can defecate and piss as they wish
Such is life in Sweden 2020.
What's with this edging thing? Does it feel better or something? Wtf?