ITT: post the age you lost it at

ITT: post the age you lost it at

21
I was the last of my friends to lose it :(

18.

If you're 20+ and still a virgin, you need to kill yourself

16, with girl i had been dating for around 6 months. fingered, licked out, blow jobbed about 4 girls in my first year of high school.

21

I have yet to lose it and I really feel that I'm going down she same path as that movie. I'm 28 now and just feel lame for no having sex with anything besides my sock.

still a kissless virgin at 38

16

i'm 54. still haven't lost it. you just kind of stop caring after 35

When you hindbros take over Britain, please slaughter every white cunt and every Indian white that slept with a white man

t. Short fat arab with body hair and premature balding

After 35...


I can't imagine a single virgin in recent memory who has lived a happy, envied life. Being a virgin really means failure. Kind of suck to those who didn't lose it when they were suppose to (at 16).

Last year with a fat mexican prostitute. I was 25. I only lasted like 3 seconds....

>every Indian white
>Indian white

???

You haven't sticked your body part into the opposite genders cavity, consider yourself lame, my guy

You are missing out on reserved knowledge from fuckers like me

22

still bitter about the two years I wasted dating a closet lesbian followed by the two years I wasted dating a neurotic introvert with intimacy-issues up the wazoo

had plenty of opportunities to lose it sooner as well, christ

If you didn't lose it at 10 (like all normal people) you should just kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

26, Picked up an escort after taking a fuck ton of anti anxiety drugs.

18

>Asked a chick I found attractive to prom
>she agreed
>have an alright time
>becomes my GF
>take her virginity that summer
>subsequently break up with her that summer because she had more emotional baggage than I was willing to deal with
>That was in 2012
>havent touched a woman like that since

>Be 13, tall lanky sperg who grew a mustache in 5th grade
>Never held hands before
>Go on cruise ship with my family
>Go to teen club they have to keep kids occupied
>Everyone there is 15-17 so I lie and say I'm 16
>First night of the cruise is a dance party for the 30ish teens
>Cute girl grinds with me for literally 3 hours straight
>Cum in my pants to Smack That by Akon
>She notices and turns around and kisses me
>We all hang out in the cafeteria afterwards and she's cuddling on me
>We bang on the third night and every for the next week
>She teaches me how to fuck well
>Get home to my middle school where I'm a total loser
>No one believes me so I learn not to mention it
>Have sex again a year later with a slut and she was genuinely surprised I knew what I was doing

People still don't believe me

Had really shit luck on some occasions so in the end it was with 22.

25

>its a virgin anxiety post

Should have lost it at 16 but right when i was about to stick it in i got cucked

Im 22 and girls around me are getting more desperate so, soon.

i have never lost it. i am 29. I am almost 30. 1 more month

I am socially retarded. That's the only explanation i have for why i am still a virgin

same here friend
shit luck happens

21 years old to my current spouse. We've now been together over 7 years.

>>Cum in my pants to Smack That by Akon
>>She notices and turns around and kisses me

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read.

I am 26 years old virgin and it's a crime against nature. I need to fuck.

i am 14 and still a virgin. my life sucks

25

Should have asked a girl to prom.

Just get yourself a whore already like the other practical minded autists itt

Uh, I mean I'm sure it's quite lonely for people who want to have sex, but not everyone actually does. Rare as it may be, there are actually a lot of people out there who physically don't desire sex.

I don't make the rules user. I had also never kissed a girl and had just cum in my pants in room full of people so instead of kissing I just kind slid my face around on her face without moving my lips at all if you think I'm trying to make myself sound cool

I'm not talking about people who choose not to because of religious reasons or those who genetically have no desire to. I'm talking about those who desire it so much but are unable to.

Cool xD

17

Fuck, how did you know?

Okay yeah, that makes sense. I haven't gone more than a month without sex since I lost my virginity around 7 years ago, but I notice I start to feel desperate for sex after like a week. I can only imagine what it's like for someone to desire sex and also wants to feel sexually desired to makes it to their 30s or later and never find someone to be with.

17, only had sex once and haven't done anything since. Im 27 now.

Should I just tell people or future girls I get into a relationship with that I'm a virgin? like at least the girl was hot.

>Getting so old and still haven't had any
Really all you have to do is socialize. After a certain age there will be despo girls who are easy. Also lower your standards by 1-2 points.

Great story bro, nice one! XD

oh like I have had a gf between that time. only fingered her though, she never wanted to give me a bj or sex. Just half added handjobs where I was half limp and never came.

but yeah with a future gf should I just say that I am a virgin since I may as well be one

I got really horny at this episode of Wilfred. It all started when I hit 25. I had never fucked. I had never even masturbated, despite being horny as all get out. There was only one thing that could get me off, and that simply wasn't possible. What was this thing you ask? Quite simply put... Giraffe.

I always wanted to ride one around naked through the African grasslands. As the warm wind would blow through the landscape, gently touching the grass before moving up to my nutsack, a giraffe would appear, and we'd be off. We'd be riding around at full gallop as the sun began to set, the wind carrying the beautiful chanting of the Ashanti people through the leaves of the trees.

I would lean forward, wrap my arms around the giraffe's neck, and fall asleep to the wonderful sound of those songs. They'd come to me like a sweet memory in a warm summer's dream. "MBEBO MOKELE MOKELE MBEBE MOKELE BABWEE-WEE ISHAKEY!!!". The world has crocodile eyes... I would then cum.

Some day I will get this release. Until then, I must watch Wilfred and seethe in silent jealousy.

17

I'm 25 and it really sucks.

turned wizard last month

it's probably much more psychological than physical

It more has to do with a crippling fear of personal intimacy stemming from a rough childhood. Ironically enough, from the outside I appear to be a functioning adult. I have a job, an apartment, a car, I meet with friends on the weekends.

Shit sucks bruh.

17
Sister was out of town and had to go there and let her dogs out, brought my gf at the time along, had sex
I was super paranoid she was gonna get pregnant even though I wore a condom and pulled out

My 40th birthday today

Haven't

Happy birthday, me

I'm a wizard.

happy birthday user

19

I know that feel. I was very close to my mother until she beca!me increasingly psychotic. Now I have a terrible fear that intimacy ends in psychotic behavior and abuse.

Cheers bruh, mom and dad bought some chocolate cake and this fuckoff-delicious sparkling apple juice shit I'm becoming addicted to, nice quiet birthday

>Be college student part time drug dealer
>Live with roommates
>One cool guy who doesn't care as long as I don't sell from the house and one virgin med student who gets mad if I drink
>Decide to start picking up prostitutes once I realized I can pay them in weed
>Banging whores in my room weekly
>They know two of them by name now
>Virgin roommate mad as fuck every time
>Starts loudly banging shit together in the kitchen during hooker nights and blasting music the whole night as revenge
>Two weeks ago he busts into my room and threatens to call the cops saying "This shit shouldn't be happening to me"
>Hooker jokingly offers to blow him
>He literally reeeees and goes into his room and blasts music
>Hasn't talked to me since
>This weeks hooker night he went to a bar, got too drunk to drive home and tried to call my roommate to pick him up but he couldn't so I went to get him and he silently sits in my car and didn't acknowledge anything I said

What do virgins? I don't think I can give him a prostitute

Give him a prostitute.

Textbook envy.

This is going to sound really weird, but you have to trust me on this, otherwise you'll find out the hard way later. He's gay for you. He wants YOU, and not anything else. So unless you fuck him or at least suck him off, you're gonna be dealing with this guy acting weird like this for however long you're living there.

Try sucking him off while fingering his asshole.

Spend the dosh to get him a prostitute that will seduce him. Then pay her to make up a story as to why she has to leave the state soon.

>virgin med student

Is he Asian?

Nobody cares what you did man.
How's life for you? What's your view on women?

Personally I lost mines at 19. I always feel like it's super early because I have 2 best friends who are still virgins at 25. One is neurotic and has cycles of either blaming women or himself, and the other is religious and I hope I'll marry him one day :3

aw

Does it count if you were wearing a condom and didn't cum since I don't think it does

Drop the fag, t.bh

19, may technically be 20 since it was closer

first time doing other stuff was 18

coming upto 30s and wish I had more confidence in my teens and early 20s, Its over so fast

yes
virginity for boys works the same as for girls

The problem with sucking off virgins is that they will cum into your mouth without giving a warning

lol you obvious care what i did dumbass. you probably lied about losing your Vcard. or worse you fuckd one dumb bitch then never again. mad that i got heavy pussy in school while you whine like a bitch.

don't reply dumbass i fuckd you up

>almost lost it at 13
>now still a virgin at 23

It depends on how virginity is defined but if you're asking others opinions then I would argue it's definitely losing your virginity. Lots of people have trouble with sex their first time/first few times thanks to all the taboo and the ensuing anxiety that comes with that taboo.

Only got one bj from a hooker, does this counts?

This. Have a party, get a prozzy to seduce him, then some shit like "o I really like you but I'm with spaced program" or some shit. Speaking as a bitter virgin I know my bitterness would be relieved if I got laid.

btfo'd !!!!!!

20

It was a horrible experience in a really awful relationship that lasted for another year, if I could go back and undo it I would.

You sound like you have experience

I never give warnings :)

He's mentioned before about how all women are whores and he would never be with a woman that acted like the sluts on tv. Honestly he's r9k but has never been on Sup Forums

.He's a 5'10 skinnyfat guy with a shaved head and a goatee with no mustache

Is such a thing even possible?

DUDE IM A VIRGIN IS IT OK IM A VIRGIN

YEA IM A VIRGIN TOO ITS OK

THANKS I FEEL OK

Shut up, bitch.

redpilled as fk

I'm 21, was fat till about 18. lost all of it and became hot and I've have had multiple girls send me nudes and come on to me but I've yet to have sex because it doesn't really interest me and I'm trying to focus on school and work before I think about that shit. My time as a fat ass made me forge a strong personality to deal and I'm not interested in fucking someone I don't care for emotionally, if I want to cum I just jerk off. When I get around to fucking someone I'll probably lie and say it's been awhile since I've been with someone just in case I really fuck everything up.

raped by my friends fat mother at 13

This makes me rage. Fucking normies.

Nice

I like that the mere concept of this movie is so out of touch with reality that everyone instantly hates it just by the title

I am erect. Please, continue.

>21 years old
>school
Americans everyone.

you weren't raped you enjoyed that shit

by 13 you can beat up/run away from every bitch in existence

I'm a woman lol

Graduated at 18, worked for a year and I started college at 19.
I don't really see the issue, unless you somehow thought I meant grade school.

happy birthday user

Then why don't you stop being such a stuck up bitch and bust your friends cherry then?

21
A bit late, but me and my first girlfriend fucked like rabbits every day for years so it balanced out. She was a thicc little cutie. I have lived a full enough life.

man chinks are unattractive

18, I think?

Haven't had sex for like 9 years, though. Probably won't, not with my lifestyle, really. Masturbation isn't really the same thing but it's fine, free and safe.

If you're a virgin and meet one or more of the following criteria;
>don't create art
>consume far more media than you do active hobbies
>are a neet
>live with your parents past age 21
>have no friends in real life
Please consider suicide.

;_;

Were all Asians blind before the invention of glasses?

I meet all criteria but one, im not a neet anymore. There is still hope for me, right?