Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
I am poor and need Minecraft and I am also gay

commit seppuku?

wanna exchange nudes ?

Not until I get Minecraft

If I get Minecraft

Sounds like you have a lot of personal problems.

You listed pretty valid reasons to kill yourself so go for it user you definitely are well suited for that

Yeah. Not having Minecraft being one of them

nah man sorry i dont have a minecraft account to give i just thought we could exchange nudes

Well, you know, Minecraft is only 26.95. That's cheaper than most camgirls

I'm broke as fuck tho, just wanted nudes

Broke bois dont get nudes

Indeed, I believe in you though, you can solve these problems on your own.

If I could, I wouldn't be here.

Guess i'll die

Can I go to your funeral user

Of course i'll send you the info

You just need to apply yourself and stop being such a faggot, it's pretty simple stuff.

Once a faggot, always a faggot.

Thanks user. Love you

You must transcend your faggotry or embrace it and learn how to use it for good.

Teach me your wizardy

It's a path that must be walked, it is not one that can be taught.

Can you at least tell me where to start

It starts with planning your first step, you need to find out which direction you want to go. The rest is an adventure yo.

What if I want to follow the path of pure faggotry only for my own gains

Well that's fine, just as long as you can be successful at it and you're willing to live with the repercussions that such a level of faggotry will have on you and your life.

I mean, my faggotry involves being a minecraft youtuber, but I dont own Minecraft quite yet

Then you must find a way to channel your faggotry into a profitable enough form to get you to your next stage.
As a small time youtuber myself, I wish you luck.

Send link to youtube channel user

I have a rule about not letting Sup Forums anywhere near my channel.

Email me it. [email protected]

>stranger danger
I prefer to stay anonymous

Don't worry fren

Worrying is how I stay sharp yo.
My channel only has 1.1k subs any who and I'm not really into promoting random people, if that's what you're thinking.

nah. I dont even upload, I was joking about the youtube thing.

I figured you were at least kidding about the minecraft thing.
Still, I prefer to keep my little channel far away from anything or anyone Sup Forums related.

I'll be your #1 fan, promise

Well maybe you'll run across my channel on your own then, I give comedic commentary on stupid people/things

i got some free .jar file would that suffice?

That's no fun. I want you to know that I'm your #1 fan.

Well you've told me and now I know, that's enough for me user.

but I truly want to be your #1 fan. I cant be if I dont know your channel

If you're truly my #1 fan, then I have the utmost confidence that you'll be able to find it.

but please. I NEED to be your #1 fan and comment on all of your videos

This is your test, I've given you all the stuff & things you need to find it

but i need this. You dont understand how much I require this, please user. I'm begging you