How is this possible?

How is this possible?

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He deserves every penny.

southpark has been popular for about 20 years

>the creator of the only show that has made comedy central consistently relevant its entire existence

how is it not possible

Is this guy living the life? He's a legit stoner and probably chills all fucking day.

Net worth doesn't mean he actually has $370m

The value of South Park and everything associated with it is easily worth that, probably far more

You'd imagine with all that money he could fix his hair

Gets royalties from every south park episode every time it's syndicated and exported to other countries.

gets royalties from all south park related merchandise.

gets royalties from the south park games.

gets royalties from Basketball, Team America and South Park Biger Longer and Uncut

gets royalties from The Book of Mormon


Yeah I can see it easily.

Book of Mormon is STILL on in London. Every show will get him money.

South Park is on its 20th season with merchandise and Video Games.

DVD sales of Team America etc. will all have contributed.

Net worth may well include financial assets like stocks and shares.

Do you have any idea how the modern world works in ANY capacity, user?

>probably far more
I doubt it.

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Summer Home

youtube.com/watch?v=T1OH_Usa-r4

got 2 mins in and can't be arsed any more. What's the gist? Is it worth it?

he's still autistic as fuck and probably suffers for one or more mental illness, he cannot form lasting relationships, his wife divorced him in less than 2 years, he seems like that awkward annoying edgy friend you have in highschool always spewing crazy bullshit which isn't that shocking when you see the stuff he and matt produce

got a micropenis do ya?

Selected Trey Parker output:
>South park
>several movies
>musical

Your output:
Dunno what to say, chief. Hang in there?

Why would he need to? He could put on an extra 200lbs and still be sexy to any given woman through sheer virtue of bank account.

>$370 million
>Married a single mother

Wew lad. The Dilbert guy is doing better with less money.

>gets royalties from Basketball

Matt and Trey didn't make Baseketball though. They just starred in it.

not really

she is a whore single mom too who cucks him on the side. sorry persuasion man but it's true

You can earn money off movies you starred in if your deal includes percentage of earnings.

Not everyone is a faggot like you user.

Why would you do that if your income is not depending on your looks?

>hmmmm do musicals actually make that much money
>check out andrew lloyd webber
>guy has almost a billion more than trey parker

Fug.

lol projection much?

what the fuck is up with that picture? did he personally have it taken and sent to forbes?

Do you think he ever visited this place?

>How is this possible?

Cannibal the Musical royalties

Scott Adams has really pissed off CTR recently, hasn't he?

They do like 8 shows a week, generally at 100+ per ticket. Musicals make a fucking killing

Wife's son was a millionaire... wait.

How is this possible?

>Americans actually believe making fart jokes and occasionally making the most mundane, childish political commentary imaginable is worth a couple hundred lifetimes of material wealth

>Be Stone and Parker
>Be big enough to make your own shit
>Still ask big daddy CC for moneys to show your show

They could release it online and make users pay to watch and make more...

Wtf are their legal advisors? CC's own?

Amazon or Netflix would suck their dick if they didnt want to be run their own shop, but no way CC gets them the best deal

>Mich is given a 40$ per week cash allowance from his wife.

Jesus this guy fell hard.

No one gives a fuck about South Park anymore and that includes Matt and Trey.

he created the 2nd biggest cartoon of all time along with financially successful movies, games and tony winning play

>2016
>unironically living in the 3rd world
kek

he's fine. hbo has him writing the deadwood movie right now

Yeah lol at Americans.

if they have a home together, they probably share their wives and daughters

Mel Gibson has a net worth of 425 million and that after he gave half away after divorce, after making just a few movies, most of them low budget. What's your excuse for not being an almost billionaire?

He made an very popular television program that's been going for almost 2 decades, multiple movies, and a Broadway theatrical production. Add to that video games and merchandising.

He keeps himself busy with new projects.

i dont think hes a stoner, more the holiday stoner type

he had an entire episode about how its shit to smoke all the time and discover you have done nothing with your life

kek'd

Holy fuck, he and Matt Stone are each an Academy Award away from an EGOT

Hes multitalented, had arguably the biggest animated tv show since the simpsons. works in theatre too, the southpark merchandise and the video game are and were a goldmine.

What do you expect? of course hes that loaded.

I'm not an alpha god like Mel

I drink the electrical jew coolaid.

>nytimes.com/2013/01/14/business/media/south-park-creators-to-start-company-important-studios.html
They do 10 weeks work on South Park a year, then get to fuck around on whatever projects they want for the rest of it. CC is so dependent on them that it lets them do that. Every other network has other shows propping them up

How is THIS possible.

Win. Not forgetting Orgazmo.

>fat
>balding
>cuck

kek at least i'm not that pathetic

>and still be sexy to any given woman through sheer virtue of bank account.
Thats why he married an ex-whore single mom with a black son?

Book of Mormon is a major production. It's on basically everywhere all the time

You mean their wives' sons?

but they could do that exact same 10 week timeline or less with their own company or with another company

its insane they havnt changed to a different company with their leverage

The eyes in that image speak so much.
Parker:
>total suffering
Wife's son
>smug as fuck
Stripper wife
>glee because of unlimited golden ticket

Yeah you're right, because a guy with hundreds of millions to his name clearly had no other options. Not everyone can be as cool as a bunch of NEETs who will probably kill themselves once they finish trade school and realize how brutal normie work is.

Meanwhile this guy has a family and a job where he gets to laugh himself stupid writing cartoons and making video games with his friends. All the things Sup Forums will never be in a position to have because you all have depressed milennial work ethic.

They're a bunch of lazy cucks.
South park would work best as 10 or 5 minute webisodes instead of this old broadcast formula.

>and probably chills all fucking day
Have you seen how intense the South Park writing is? They work 24/7

Hey Trey.
What's your wife's son up to?

lol nice projecting

now go prep the bull

ITT Sup Forums is asspained because a cartoon made fun of their meme candidate.

Trump's gonna lose, you retards. The rest of the world doesn't think like you, which is good for people who have worth socially.

Literally married an escort with a black son.

"Parents Sharon and Randy"

Please tell me his real dad is like south park Randy. Please.

will cuckposting die after trump loses?

they only work on SP when its on the air.
They make the 1 episode in a week when the season runs.

...

probably something like season 1 randy. dad-core geologist

Why do you fags care if you father a kid that's genetically yours?

Seriously, what genes are you passing along? You aren't male models or scientists. You're fat racists who moonlight on /r9k/ about Chads.

You have no business calling anyone cucks. You fail at even being in a position to be cucked.

B L A C K E D

who's this chick? looks different from the girl in

lol nice projecting

now go prep the bull

nah but I will fuck the girls I hang out with while you cuck post and jack off into a diaper. sorry about trump lmao

>he got a tattoo of his stripper wife's name

I see Sup Forums is a bastion of hard hitting arguments today.

Are you face-blind?
It's the same chick, just with a different haircut.
Boogie Tillmon, parker's wife.

>Why do you fags care if you father a kid that's genetically yours?

They're just sad because one month from now they're going to have to deal with a woman president and be even further mocked by society.

>i-i totally have lots of sex, y-you are all just fat losers, there is nothing wrong with raising my wifes black kids!

I can't wait for the meltdown.

>stripper wife makes you crossdress again

Pretty sure I'm getting laid more often than some beta twink like you.

Remember when numales got mad that trump is having sex and talking about it?
>h..how dare he s...sleep with women! S..SEXIST

>only Trump supporters could possibly think South Park is shit
literally anybody who has ever thought that teenage apathy isn't a longterm political project or just has a sense of humour beyond laughing at farts thinks South Park is shit

So tolerant, I'm with Hillary now!

Boogie was a LA escort and stripped who worked at the silver reign.
Trey went there after his divorce and immediately married the first whore he nailed at the strip club.
Kinda nice of him to clean up another man's mess but talk about making amateur mistsakes.

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>According to one LA stripper – and popular celebrity jump-off – Parker once took her on a $35,000 shopping spree on Rodeo Drive. It’s a situation which she says isn’t a secret amongst LA’s top female hustlers – which is why we’re told the chics often compete over landing his attention when he enters an area strip club.

>“Dude always reserves the entire VIP area and picks about five girls to join the party. He’s keep the best champagne coming and tips each girl about three-grand just to dance.


That was BEFORE he officially married an ex-stripper.

People thought it was just tabloid shit, but it turned out to be actually true.

She's not even good looking what the fuck literally why

>from the comments
Trey is having a baby with one of his hookers. Boogie was of his main strippers whores at the Silver Reign. She eats pussy and is cool watching him have sex with other girls. She’d give head to countless guys without a condom at that club.

Trey Parker is so proud of her that he takes her to the Grammy’s and mixed DNA with her. Its like he wants to show the world that he is so gross that only having a baby with a more gross woman is worth his time.

Seriously, he could have had a baby with a good looking poetry teacher from Stanford but that would have meant his kid would have had class. Most men want to improve their lineage but Trey Parker wants to drag his through the mud.
>IT WAS TRUE

Apart from the marrying a stripper part, I'd probably be hitting strip clubs hard too if I had over $300 Million

Dude has issues with women.
Cartman's mom is a huge whore because he styled her after his ex girlfriend at the time.
Now he married a literal whore because he figured at least she's loyal to money.

No issues with strip clubs or even fucking hookers.
But marying a hooker that is known to raw-dog for money is just a big fat what the literal fuck.
Not only that but a hooker with a fucking black son.

>His face in that picture

They jew always wins.

South Park is a money laundering scheme.
He's actually a drug lord.

He looked more happy with his azn wife.

Why did he drop her? Why would anyone want to get rid of a loyal and traditional azn cutie?