Crow here. AMA

Crow here. AMA.

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Why are you a nigger?

Do you want a peanut?

Why crow so crow?

Have you participated in any murders recently?

Caw?

Caw caw cawwww caw caw?

Real shit, me and the crows in my neighborhood are cool.

>lonely guy, mid 20s, no friends, etc
>every day, sitting outside in the cold alone
>feeding these crows, because they come around
>every damn day, feeding the crows
>start seeing crows around in public, like they watch me
>one day, got into a fight with some Mexican guy because he thought I said something racist
>barely spoke a word of English, couldn't reason with him
>he starts swinging on me
>crow bros out of fucking nowhere, two of them
>fucking blast this douche, pecking, scratching, just whipping around him doing the damage
>dude runs screaming, drops of blood all over the ground

You're too good for us, crows...

why eagle spirit hate crow soul, brochacho?

>lonely guy, mid 20s, no friends, etc
>every day, sitting outside in the cold alone
>feeding these crows, because they come around
>every damn day, feeding the crows
>start seeing crows around in public, like they watch me
doing the same

We're stealthy, not niggers. Fuck you.

We and a few friends took a shit on a kid in wheelchair last week. Shit was so cash.

CAW CAWCAW! CAW CAW CAW?

Jealous of crow penis size.

What do you call two crows in a tree?

Attempted murder.

>most underrated parasite

>CAW CAWCAW! CAW CAW CAW?
>CAW CAWCAW!
>CAWCAW !

CAW?! CAW CAW CAW!

An absolute classic

>most overrated parasite
>humans

CAWCAWCAWCAW! CAW?! CAW! CAWCAW?! BITCH.

caw caw

Caw

crows are the most sensitive birds to humans i think. they are also hardcore, when one gets injured his former buddies tear him apart, i seed it with mine own eyes.

ravens are superior

Square up nigga.

ca caw bitch

Can be taught to talk. Basically a minah bird.

ravens suck ass, crows get their asses sucked
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>filthy murder pack in burger king parking lot
>get some of my bros
>raid parking lot, scaring away stupid crows
>we feast on burgers and their burgers

ama

blue eyes... are aryan of hair black like the Fhurer?

>stupid crows
They're more intelligent than the people inside the Burger King.
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Caw cawwww case cawwww, caw nigga. Suck this crow dick, duck ass marks.

How are you different from a raven?

Cawk

Mostly size.

will you bring me shiny things?

all are equal. there is only one race = the "bird" race!
peace with you brother ..

Thanks, that question has been bothering me for a while
Here, have a (I think) raven related pic

fuck me, in second though that looks more like a crow

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Caw caw caw CAW caw?

It's easier to tell from the beak/bill and the feathers on the beak.

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Magpies
I think they are crows too
but they don't look like crows

That would be like saying there is only one race: primates. Or fishes.
Its a ridiculous pseudoscientific argument from someone who knows nothing about biology but just wants to be a smartass

They're a good deal smaller and less intelligent, but they're also from the family of corvidae.

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Caw caw!

You are Brendan Lee.

Nevermore.

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How do I win the loyalty of my local crow clan? Bread I leave out for them gets stolen by seagulls or turkeys.

Pic related is what I want except not to start a war between factions. I just want crow friends

Kek'd
CAW
CAW. CAWCAW

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Ive heard crows performing anting, where they stand on ant hills and let ants crawl all over them.

Does it tickle?

What do you guys do to survive in the winter? I don't see many of you around but I know you don't migrate

where do you work, mr. crow?

What's your favorite Sheryl Crow song?

How come you never caw me?