You Australians are actually based: North Queensland member for parliament, Warren Entsch, who represents the region, said the victim should be blamed for the attack, not the crocodile."
"'You can't legislate against human stupidity. This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by ferry, and there are signs there saying watch out for the bloody crocodiles. If you go in swimming at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get consumed."
I live in an area with alligators and usually some idiot will claim that a gator that attacked humans should be killed, even when it was obviously the human's fault.
Croc should still be killed, though. Not for "muh poor innocent womyn" though. But because we can't have crocs getting used to killing humans and getting away with it. We need to teach their reptile brains "fear."
Kayden Nguyen
Are you jokingly retarded or genuinely retarded?
Thomas Fisher
We can't just firebomb the crocs
Tyler Cox
Kek'd hard Keep it up Australia We love ya cunts
Christian Gomez
>swimming in crocodile infested waters at 10:00 pm in Australia
It's like a personal hell created for me
Leo Phillips
>You can't legislate against human stupidity. You Aussiefags should elect this man your eternal emperor
Joshua Baker
you realize that would endanger every other species of animal in the process through overpopulation tho, right? Australia already has had a massive problem with rabbits before, the fuck do they need to start another problem?
Blake Reed
If you kill the Croc then the Croc wins.
Noah Barnes
Yes we can america, we just need more firebombs than the usual
Josiah Flores
the woman was a dumb southerner from NSW
Who the FUCK goes swimming in the far north, at night, in a croc area?
Tyler Reed
All crocs will kill humans whether they have or not, you moron.
They're dumb fucking giant reptiles that eat anything living.
Jaxson Sullivan
This is the kind of rhetoric America uses before bringing the war of democracy to a country
Julian Ross
Prime candidate for a Darwin Award.
Noah Lewis
when a bear kills a human here, its entire family gets hunted down(if it has cubs) because the last thing you need is a bear that isnt afraid of humans. last time this happened was like 10-15 years ago. bears only attack if it has cubs and youre between the bear and the cub.
Michael Diaz
She couldn't handle the banter.
Carson Lopez
This. Crocs are carnivores, and humans are made of meat.
I hate people who think that the ocean is a swimming pool.
Levi Morgan
>"'You can't legislate against human stupidity. This is a tragedy but it was avoidable. You can only get there by cab, and there are signs there saying watch out for the negros. If you go in the hood at 10 o'clock at night, you're going to get raped/murdered."
Chase Rodriguez
>crocodiles >ocean
Ethan Morales
Mammals and crocs are different
Crocs eat humans if humans are in their pond/on their beach, no matter any prior experience
Luckily, it's easy as fuck to avoid being eaten, so it's no problem
Jonathan Nelson
They're saltwater ones that live in rivers and on beaches
They do go into the "ocean"
Ayden Kelly
>Australian Saltwater crocodiles are by far the most dangerous animals in Australia. They are huge, aggressive, territorial, and plentiful across the north of the Australian Outback
Josiah Walker
""""""""""""""ocean""""""""""""
Blake Martinez
Yeah pretty much don't be a dumb cunt
Cameron Allen
check the distributions, they are river and estuary dwelling creatures, the closest they get to the ocean is estuaries and beaches
Anthony Hill
google up crocs, especially in Australia
pro-hint: Yeah, they fucking love the ocean, you fucking dumbshit.
Luis Taylor
"The beach isn't the ocean".
Sebastian Barnes
>ocean
Yea, ocean
The coastline is the ocean, dude
They travel along the currents to get places without much effort
Robert Rivera
>the coastline is the ocean
is this an english language thing ?
Leo Ross
Both, probably. He's American.
John Gutierrez
They would blame the victim, but still would kill the croc anyway since there is a strong chance that the croc attacks another indivisual since It has tasted human flesh and blood
Brayden Sanchez
The beach is the ocean, an ocean like when the UK, US and Canada crossed it, came ashore, and saved your ass, just so you could spread your ass later and have 15% of your population be Muslims.
>to feed your country's lust for BBC. We generously give them IDs and let them """"""""escape""""""" from our identificaltion centers so they can join their islamic paradises up north.
Thank you for your concern Japan, i will get back at you when your country becomes like Fallout IRL
Connor Rodriguez
har har har
Robert Nguyen
>crocodiles >ocean
pic related kek desu senpai etc.
Xavier Nelson
When I first saw the ayy lmao meme I thought it was a stupid black people thing, but then it grew on me.
This. This is not growing on me.
Benjamin Howard
Your's already does, without the nukes.
Way to jump on the American bandwagon, first time in 70 years, isn't it?
Colton Gonzalez
We should do the same for shitskins
Luis Young
NUKE THE CROCS, it worked with the japs, why not with them ?
Ian Smith
Commercial aimed to an american public, it never got aired here. Not my fault if your fellow anglos like so much black dicks you have to put them next to a commercial product to get their attention
Joseph Wood
>it worked with the japs
Just a few more years...
John Johnson
that's a beach
current situation is a direct consequence of Anglo intervention and would never have happened under the National Revolution France.
Austin Gray
You are visibly butthurt nippon friend, seek atonement by committing seppuku with glorious japanese sword, hai!
Does that look like something that can understand anything besides BITE?
Andrew Cruz
We have no crocodiles here. Why even live?
Nolan Long
>Not knowing Saltwater Croc is the largest living reptile
Surrendering cheese eating monkeys, everyone
Elijah Ortiz
Kek
Joseph Ramirez
>saltwater = ocean dwelling
Henry Perez
Can'talk shit if you couldn't beat the Greeks unaided Mhameddo.
Adrian Carter
This man died for you sins straya.
Nathan Morris
Everyone in Nipland goes to the beach and screams "It's the Ocean!" It's nice they keep it simple.
Brody Nelson
Why are we not creating biologically grown vehicles?
Just imagine a automated helicopter with inbuilt weapons that also swoops down and eats you
Brayden Johnson
Plenty of krokodil though, close enough.
Aiden Ward
Bears have brains, crocs don't. It's like comparing a wolf to a shark
Carter Gray
>croc attacks person >gets killed No lesson is learnt, the crocodile is dead.
>croc attack person >that same person stabs the croc with a knife or something >crocodile learns to associate people with getting stabbed No more attacks.
Christian Ramirez
And we still won WW2, you got rekt, nuked and cucked. The most valuable product of your country is chinese cartoons, portable masturbation devices, tentacle porn, used panties dispensers and worthless financial products to jew out to the silly gaijins
Jack Garcia
Crocs aren't social animals mate. Trying to kill one just to send a message won't do anything, it just means you'll get another croc taking the vacant territory
Josiah Rivera
that he did pajeet
Colton Parker
You just know their first reply was "dumb cunt"
Hudson Lee
Lol, no:
Liam Nguyen
Crocs aren't afraid of humans in the wild though
Mason Thomas
the French revolution is how we got to this globalist hellscape
Zachary Fisher
estuary is literally where a river hits the sea and beaches are in the ocean as well
John Smith
>won
You changed sides when you started losing to Greece, you spaghetti-niggers have had backstabbing in your blood since Caesar.
Was it fun having NATo cuck you with Gladio all those years?
Ian Brooks
>reptilians >not just basically walking/swimming venus flytraps
Oliver Baker
Crocs don't even recognise other crocs, most of their tiny brain is taken up with reflexes relating to chilling out in a dank river, latching onto things with their teeth and rolling
Kayden Morales
(witnessed)
This guy is 100% right. The reason Australia is so dangerous is because they haven't killed the animals that hurt humans yet.
It is rather embarrassing for Australia that Americans know more about this issue than Australians.
Robert Rodriguez
>Was it fun having NATo cuck you with Gladio all those years? Yes because we didn't become commies or spineless herbivore gooks spending all day masturbating or committing suicide while your women sell their sideways, hairy, pixelated pussies to american gaijins
Lincoln Miller
>100000s of thousands of migrants. >Rescuing more >Not cucks I think the fumes from your pizza oven are rotting your brain there Luigi,
Jason Foster
Your bantz used to be better japan, those Fukushima radiations have weakened you. You bring great shame to your people, commit sudoku asap and save your family's honor >remember to burn your hentai stash first
Thomas White
You know "Julius Caesar" by Shakespeare is fiction right?
Anthony Evans
AKA "Shut up baka!" Anyone want to save Guido here, he'll change to your side in no time.
Aiden Cox
Aussie autist misses the joke, story at 11.
Luis Adams
You know "Julius Caesar" was a real person, right? Am I missing something here?
Thomas Scott
I need no one to show your place, you slant eyed nippon monkey
Chase Jackson
>your women sell their sideways, hairy, pixelated pussies to american gaijins sorry Hiro, Italy already nuked you
yes but he wasn't actually stabbed in the back by his best mate in the senate
Jeremiah Adams
Ah, using Korea to save you from a hostile enemy, that's a first. Is that okay Korea? You okay with having this mafia monkey hide behind your back?
Hunter Jones
>>person living in south georgia >>no crocodile able to live in habitat without food from humans >> go to a restaurant with a man made pond 100s of miles from any shoreline or large body of water >>band playing and pond is pretty clear water on hot day, have a few drinks and decide to stand in the water at waste line enormous crocodiles swimming 20 miles an hour toward you while you are slightly drunk while living in the area for 5 years never hearing anything about crocodiles >> people throw the excess buffalo wings off the patio in the pond for years and never talk about crocodiles >> almost get eaten by crocodiles some fucking retards released when there "pets" were getting to big >> saying its the persons fault if they die by some monster creature while inebriated dining at a restaurant
i know this isn't the same story of the article but fuck off with the fuck cuntery like its always the persons fault if they get ate by a crocodile, not everyone grew up by hundreds of crocodiles hearing hundreds of stories and always being weary in any body of water man made or not.
/end rant
Noah Jackson
I know, but it works well to illustrate the joke about Italians changing teams and backstabbing as soon as their grappa gets spilled.
Owen Parker
Animals dont work like that, jezus christ you people are retarded - 2016
Juan Allen
>crocs don't think Wrong, back when it was legal to hunt them they were scared of gun shots. Abos used to mimic gun shots with leather/whips and shit to scare em off
Nathan Miller
Animals work, just look at the American South before the Civil War.
