What's the hardest you've ever blown your load?

What's the hardest you've ever blown your load?

>Be 17 or so
>recently broke up with long term gf
>start dating 15yo girl I dubbed the "teenie bopper"
>she makes out with me so hard my face hurts and dry humps me raw while parents are upstairs
>this happens all day
>parents run an errand so we are finally home alone
>letsdothis.jpg
cont'd

>commence fingerblasting
>she whips my dick out and tries to jerk but is kinda bad at it (maybe first time?)
>she suddenly makes a weird face and grabs my arm
>she is cumming
>surprise sploosh noise all over
>she fucking squirted all over the couch and carpet
>sudden rush of panic but need to get off
cont'd

Butt fucked a teenage girl at BronyCon. Yeah...the convention where pony fags take over Baltimore for a weekend.

No condom, no lube. Her eyes were kind of glazed over, and she was shaking by the time I came up her ass. She shit all over my cock, but seemed too out of it to notice. Best nut of my life.

>I have her lay back and finally tell her to grab it hard
>she still pulls it too softly
>finally just grab her hand and grasp it tight
>.3 seconds go by
>she stops, confused but still grabbing my dick hard
>want her to wank it but she just fucking sits there with the death grasp
>blast like a fucking bazooka. I swear it made a noise coming out.
>threw probably 8-10 ropes and literally my legs buckled
>look around at the aftermath and realize I am fucked
>throw blankets over us and lay down, put random shit over squirt stain on carpet
>Thought I got away with it but looking back I'm sure my parents knew what was up

That's beautiful.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's how furfags are actually conceived. So... congrats?

lucky

How gross looking was she?

>be me
>been working, going to school non stop
>no time for gf
>first real day off in weeks
>house to me self
>she'd also been edging me for a few days via text
>sexy time
>she rips off condom, stuffs me into her ass
>came so hard was sure i pulled a muscle in my groin
>10/10 mighty nut

Was on mushrooms with my gf and two of her hot friends and they were on molly/both and I got a three way bj. I've always found mushrooms to be like mdma where it makes me hard to bust a nut, despite all efforts to do so. That, coupled with performance anxiety, forced those girls to troop it out for like an hour before shooting my load up by my shoulder. They even commented on the range.

That was a good day.

That was a dood you faggot.

on my aunts face

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

One time i tried jerking with a gatorade bottle. I got my dick in there when i was soft but when i got hard it became impossible to remove. Once I started cumming the neck of the bottle was too small for my cum to get through I literally thought my dick was gonna explode. My dick keeps spasming and finally like 20 seconds later my cock starts shooting cum out so fast I thought it would blow a hole through the bottom of the bottle. Awesome orgasm but also super fucking scary. I thought I was gonna lose my dick. Never again.

Be 17year old me
Studying A level exams (what you before university in the UK)
Decided I needed to focus hard and attempted to abstain from wanking.
Probably hadn't nutted in two weeks. (insanely long for me).
I decided I'd only be allowed to cum if I completed every Maths past paper known to man.
Studied every day on my living room table. Sometimes my friend would come over and do the papers too.
Days later, Completed all the past papers.
Line said past papers up on the living room table and created a landing pad.
Loaded up some filfthy porn of some white chick getting filled up by a big black cock.
Came all over the landing strip.
Snapchatted it and sent it to my mate because I was that proud.
Wank earned.

25 yr old me
17yr old cousin
Stays at my place for the week
First night she wants to watch a movie
Sits in my lap
Starts kissing me
Pulls out my dick
Starts sucking
I cum so hard in her mouth
She swallows
We fuck all week
Never cum so hard

>be 18
>gf 17
>tripping on acid
>tell her to suck my dick
>she grabs my dick
>wow, i've never seen it so hard
>starts slobbering and sucking on it like her life depended on it
>cum down her throat
>she chokes and coughs it back up on to my dick
>she immediately goes back to clean up

my wife won me over with her deepthroat action. She's a pro. I like the idea of blasting it down her throat but the couple times I did it weren't super satisfying. hard to explain why.

>be me thanksgiving weekend
>hanging out at sister's house
>have been slightly flirty with hot whorish cousin
>she asks me to take her to drop off her kids at her ex's
>I've seen enough porn to know what's up
>we drop off kids
>my hang goes straight between her thighs as soon as we are back in the car
>she says "I wanna taste you daddy"
>she doesn't have to ask twice
>find dark park by sis house
>she whips out my trouser sneak, and gobbles it like her life depended on it
>gives great bj, swirls the head, licks the shaft, hand action...all the good stuff
>she begs for my cum, and boy do I deliver, at least 6 good ropes, at 99% the speed of light!
>cousin gags but retains it all and swallows, then milks my cock for every drop and licks it clean
>10/10 trying for a replay this weekend.

>be 17 y/o me
>SAT is literal hours away
>fuckme.png
>haven't wanked in at least a week because of studying
>arrive home about ready to kill myself
>finds 16 y/o gf has snuck up through my window into my room
>gf doesn't have SAT tomorrow
>whispers in my ear how she wants to suck me dry or something
>tell her it's not the right time
>pulls down my pants, and then proceeds to start licking the bottom of my limp dick
>surewhynot.svg
>gets unavoidable erection, and starts to forget about SAT for a second
>gf continues to suck me off, as I stand there experiencing the happiness from forgetting the SAT
>after a few minutes, she jumps on my bed and gets her clothes off
>nice.m4a
>I walk over to the bed, and rip my pants off my ankles
>we get into missionary and I start to thrust inside her
>goes on for another five minutes before I'm on the verge of exploding inside her
>my balls are actually vibrating
>watchthis.m2ts
>I literally rip my dick out of her, before letting rope after rope of my hot jizz all over her stomach
>thatwasacloseone.gif
>gf at first seems disgusted, but then starts to enjoy it
>my legs buckle as I fall back into my desk chair while moaning intensely
>she begins to wipe up the stuff up with her finger and place it in her mouth
>she washes herself up and leaves as I sit there reflecting on life itself
>put my pants on before just collapsing on my bed and falling asleep

And there you go

So how'd you do on the SAT?

...

I got somewhere around a 2150 (I'd have to go check for an exact number)

>anonymously e-stating

I once came so hard during 69 that it shot into her sinuses and out her nose, lol