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American problems everyone.
Let us sit and laugh at them. Hahahah.

>bypass minimum wage
>cheap food prices
>based on quality of service

It's not my problem. Get a real job if you can't make ends meet. Earning low income qualifies for certain assistance programs from social services anyway.

when did tips go from a way to show appreciation for exceptional service to a way to bribe waiters to not spit in your shit? fucking millennials

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Server here: Just gonna say, when you don't tip and you use a cc, I just add the gratuity for 20%. Completely deny shit if it ever comes back to me, and make sure I throw away the CC receipt. No proof no problem. ALSO: we remember who you are. If you tip shitty, we spread the word, and make sure we don't give 2 fucks about you when you come back. I wish I could tell you so much more, but you all don't even know. lol.

Also, made $232 for a 4 hour shift.

Maybe you wouldn't be a waiter if you weren't such a piece of shit.

And we spread the word about the business and you lose it. Customer always wins.

I've had two people try to add tips to the bill after I didn't. One was convicted for theft the other has a court date. It's illegal. And if you need money that bad. Change jobs your pathetic piece of shit. Or get on welfare and other gibmedats

Yeah completely made up BS, right here. Only the stupidest and most degenerate dude would try this, and it would almost certainly fail. my friend owns a restaurant and that little slip of paper he claims to throw away is stored for years. It's the restraints only proof the order took place. I tip, but I also taken a picture of every receipt I sign. And I get a notification on my phone from my bank whenever my card is used for what and how much.

That's not a real career. You will never be recognized as a hard working individual in society nor earn any respect from general laborers. You're no different to me than a McDonald's crew member.

Tipping is dumb. Not the concept, but the fact you're seen as an asshole for not tipping is dumb

No waiter or waitress makes $2-3 an hour, that's complete bullshit. The reason the exempted those ppl from the minimum wage requirements in the first place was because they pull in $20-30 an hour in tips on the first place. Ever wonder why they don't just change the law and give them a "fair wage" it because the food service industry fights it tooth and nail, to keep their little tipping scheme.

Big talk for someone living off good boy points.

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Maybe. But I'm also a manager. So I get young pussy coming in to "host" and I get free food that you fucks pay for, free booze, little responsibility. What a horrible life. I'm 32 and I've been fucking an 18 year old on the reg. Shit is CASH.

Sure ok. lol. I make $200 a night if not more. I could care less.

Well good on you. But literally I do what I want. If I'm ever "caught" i chalk it up to a mistake and its fixed. Im the fucking boss. Its also embarrassing for someone to come back into the restaurant and complain about being a shitty person and tipping shitty. So its a win win. I'm not gonna fire a server over a few bucks. Its how the game goes.

Well I'm glad i don't give a fuck about MOST peoples opinions. I think its retarded to spend so much time and effort preparing for job that is meaningless. Keep stressing while I'm fucking 18 year olds. I'lll try not to cum too hard on a barely legal face thinking about the respect issue some fat fuck on Sup Forums has on me. lol.

>3/10

Falling for samefag. Newfag detected. 70% of this thread is me being bored.

So you're a loser. Thanks for proving me right. lol. I have tits on speed dial. How does that make you feel? If I wanted a warm pussy hole to put my dick in right now, all I have to do is call. That has to sting just a little user.

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you think being an asshole and fucking 18 year olds is an achievement?

trash

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this

Your industry is dying and within ten years, you'll be homeless and paying for someone too jerk you off in an alleyway, if you're not already getting paid to do that yourself.

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You're probably right. But I also tattoo on the side. And I sell art work. And I sell drugs. lol. Dude, I made almost $800 today with all my shit. From drugs, to art, to serving. I also have another dude coming by tomorrow to buy a half oz of weed for $160 and I bought the oz for $70. This year alone I've manage to put away almost $60,000. Its too ez.

Pretty much, ya. Tight pussy. Do what I want. I live the life of a Demi God.

Well that's fine, I liked home cooked meals anyway.

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What proof do you need? lol. You need to see my weed, my shrooms? my shatter? I don't understand what you need to see, to make you realize I'm not lying.

So you eat sh8tt6 good, drink a horrible drink and feel proud because you fuck some dumb bitch? You're fucking lane man get a real drug, smoke some weed and trip, and just fucking relax man your shit sounds so fucking lane I'm laughing right now.

Shitty food, sorry this weed is sooo good

Lame* lmfaoooooo hahahahahahahahaha

Yes, I want too see proof that you are telling the truth

I work at a restaurant that uses local ingredients. Also, get Salmon shipped in every 2 days from Alaska. lol. I have 8 LOCAL breweries bringing in their best brew for me and my patrons. And aren't all bitches Dumb? Some are just older and flabbier than the chicks with pierced nipples and clits. And they taste and smell so much better. And they are more willing to show you how "experienced" they are. The other day, I was so fucked up and this chick was riding me like a god damn bull and all I could think about was more booze and weed. lol. She was good later after I had my fill of vices. lol.
What do you consider a "real" drug. I've done them all.

>done jenkem
degenerate

What do you want. My weed stash? My shroom stash? I can't show you girls faces cause then I'm fucked, but I have tittles to show.

Never done Jenkem... I'm not even entirely sure that shit is real.

DMT baby never lean over to opiates, PCP is okay,

it's real to homeless people.
Had any good flavored nitrous?

Good for you user get yours fuck em all

Maybe you should just not eat out you fucking scumbag

this is the fault of the state and the fact that taxes are a thing if bosses choice individually they wages of their employees and didnt have to pay have their wages to the government this wouldnt happen so dont give in to a broken system dont vote for the lesser of two evils

im stoned

> Im 32
> fucking a 18 yo
> shit was cash

Srsly u got some mental issues that u should fix u faggot

B-but how do I get a better job if I don't has education?

When, exactly as the OP pic states, tipping became an exception to minimum wage.

>t-t-trust me user I have confidence issues
You are a Sup Forumseta as everyone here

Shut the fuck up. I've served nine places in three cities spread wide over the states; nothing you said is true in the slightest. Anyone that does anything like this is called out by the staff and prosecuted for everything possible. People working for tips are working to make others happy.

In every other country it's the companies responsibility to pay their staff

Im heavy into shrooms. 56 grams dried was my biggest dosed trip. I was addicted to opiates for 3 years, quit using shrooms lol. Never done PCP.

Well that's why they are homeless. And never done nitrous.

Thanks dude. Ever see "SURF WISE"... great documentary on a dude that tried to bang 100 chicks. Found his true love while he was in the 20's. Good doc for sure.

Me too.

a 32 year old wanting to fuck 18 year old prime pussy... Ya I have mental issues. That nasty fucking smell in your kitchen... is your wife opening her legs. Good luck faggot.

Forgot to say;
99% sure you're saying this as a non server, just to try and trash servers that rely on tips. You don't type like a server, you report experiences that will get an entire restaurant shut down, and like I've said, I've been in nine places. I'm a personable guy, believe it or don't. What you're saying, does not happen. The law would be on your ass in three days time, I have eight different reasons. Long story short, very highly illegal and extremely easy to catch

That is sad.

9 places in 3 cities lol. Cool dude. I've served at 20 places in 1 city. Everything I said is 100% TRUE. LOL. Never been called out by any staff (probably cause Im cool with all my coworkers, and you're probably some fag everyone hates).... And ya you're right on your last point. I try to make people happy but their are some shit stains that I 100% definitely fuck over and never hear a thing about it. SO say what you will. I'm the law here little boy. I live the life.

You're sad.

I always feel so good about living in Norway when I read about the major fuck up of a country called USA. You guys live in one of the worlds shittiest places, where large companies have fucked you over for the past CENTURIES. Here in Norway the waiters make at least 20$/hr and tipping is just something you do if you REALLY liked the service. And seriously... it’s not about the government stealing your money. The only reason you need to earn so much money by yourself is because you think taxes are bad and so you get nothing free from the government. Here in Norway We pay 50% tax, still earn more than you do and school (even university) is free, health care is free, and if you dont have a job you get 2000$ monthly. Not to mention How clean and safe everything is here. Oh, and the prettiest girls in the world are here

It's all fun and games until you get culturally enriched

Well, USA is 99% immigrants (only native americans are actually from there) so i don’t get the hate. Some of my best friends are muslim immigrants and they are a lot better off than most white americans lol

cool
can you stop using electricity, light-bulbs, television, internet, airplanes, automobiles and everything else Americans invented?

Also don't act like everything is so great there... and the only reason it might be better lately is because being the big kahuna draws all the parasites who ruin everything while being an off the radar little Nordic nation makes it easier to avoid the blade, but not always, look at Sweden.
You have never reached the heights of America of the past nor ever known the pleasure of real freedom & liberty.
You've never held a gunn

Do you tip at Burger King? McDonalds?
If you don't make enough money without tips, find another job.

>you are cheap because you are not paying more than what the meal costs

Do not compute.

How about you quit bitching and get a real job, shitstain.

You realize you're a stupid fucking faggot right? You realize there was something called Pangea? Right? There were no "first" people from a region. People ruled the land. And then the land moved. Indians were fucking weak idiots that couldn't defend themselves from a stronger warrior. Also, "Native Americans" are fucking Russian pieces of shit with the same drinking problem. They are stupid and should be taken advantage of.

No.
America is a European nation founded by European colonists.
We had strict standards from the start and other then short periods rarely had a large percentage of a country made up of immigrants (as opposed to native born).
Only after the 60's did we begin the melting pot experiment which of course would never have begun if the consent of the people was asked for.
We are not a nation of immigrants, nor does immigration define us in anyway.

All the diversity and excessively egalitarian bullshit is newage nonsense/propaganda and was never believed in by our ancestors.

So? He lives a better life and you don't fag lmaooo

So salty wow. I am an unedacuated 22-year old and i make 42$/hr AS a substitute teacher. I have never even seen a gun here in my life because not even the police carries one. Our country hasn’t fallen apart because of capitalism so things are still pretty cool and safe here. Come back when you can tell me one thing goos USA has that Norway hasn’t. And dok’t say freedom because we both know that’s not even remotely true

Don't prove that fuckers point.

Where’s the post with Jim Belluci playing the worlds smallest cembalo?

>In 1 city
You have the least credible information in this thread based, based on the fact that it's in one city. Look up how statistics work

Also; always very liked. I actually started running a home bar that travels with me since I tend to attract the majority of coworkers back to my place after work. It's a side business at this point

You're not the law; you're a piece of crap with no future. I hate to trash talk on a shit board like this, but you've either baited me or are a genuine dumbass. Im 23 and three quarters done with a degree that will ensure me triple digits wherever I go, and you'll be out of a job soon (if what you're saying is somehow true)

What is the exchange rate from the US to Norway?

Why is it my responsibility to pay you more because your employer won't? If you want changes, work for them. Don't look to me for extra money because you think I owe it to you.

No one tips me for my job and it's a fuck of a lot more important than carrying plates of food that other people made from one table to another.

Or could it be that this is because America allows slave labour and the avoidance of the minimum wage?

In the UK, waiting staff still get the National Living Wage which is about $10 once converted. Plenty to live off o.

>government gives right for restaurant owners to pay waitresses less than you can even fucking live off of
>tips are literally the only way they can get the money they need
>"fucking dumb millennials"

This doesn't work anymore because they bring the point of sale machine to your table and you choose exactly how much you're tipping.

Also, man.. it takes at least (very minimum) six months to get a strong feel of a workplace, no matter what you might think. You've been 20 different places; so you're either a chronic quitter, or youve been working at least ten years of your life. Fuck is wrong with you?

>You've been working at least ten years

Jesus, left out a key bit there. My bad.
>You've been working as a server at least ten years of your life

1. I live in that 1 city. I've worked in restaurants and bars for 10 years. I am the statistic you dumb fuck.

2. So people like free booze. You might be on to something user. You seem like a fag no one would like even if you had every booze for free.

3. Someone is projecting. lol. You're fucking in life bro. I'm taking the easy route. Plus I'm a tattoo artist. I make more money than a specialized doctor. My sister in law is an optometrist (eye doctor) for you uneducated faggots and she makes $500 a day. With drugs, my job, and tatting, I'm almost making double what she makes. And 8/10s of that shit is under the table.

So poor me, I guess I need to be afraid of the future. lol.

Ya, not at my place. I won't let that happen since I'm a fucking manager and all. lol.

>I'm a fucking manager and all

Sorry to hear about that man

ITT: people with one of the least important professions, if you can even call it a job, who feel they are entitled to anything. Laughable, accept that your tip is not a guarantee, and get a real job if you want respect from anyone in the future.

I just get so upset when I see How the people in USA hate so much on socialism. Don’t you see that Socialism is the ideology that has made scandinavia so great? A good government is good for you. We have so much freedom because we are not prisoners of low wages. Doesn’t it upset you that norwegian teenagers without education can afford nicer homes and holidays and such than most americans? THAT is true freedom

I quit a lot. Like I said I sell a ton of drugs. Make a ton of money. So if Im in ANY situation where I'm not 100% happy I quit. I've been unemployed for 2 years, just making paper, but it gets boring, so I got a job. Now I'm the boss. Life is great. And I became the manager in 5 months. lol. Also, I have a rich family, so I'm good.

No, I start as server, end up as manger or start as manager. Thanks for playing.

I fuck 18 year old hostess pussy.
I have little to no stress
I smoke weed before, during, and after work
I make a fat stack of cash for nothing
I get free food
I get free booze
I make my schedule

What a terrible life. How fat is your wife? lol.

>restaurant manager
>"I make a fat stack of cash"

Socialism works in some situations it can also fail horribly in others.
Not everyone here is so firmly against it in an ideological way.
Our socialism hasn't worked, especially with massive illegal immigration and other groups taking advantage and abusing the system.
Our socialist programs are like Ponzi schemes. Look at our countries unfunded liabilities for them, its insane. We're 20 trillion in debt.
What makes a country successful is not just about what system is uses or how socialist it is, its far more complex then that.
Our country has been subverted from within and badly hurt. Look how great it was in the 50's and 60's. Our place in the world, our importance for those who have imperialist ambitions and many other strokes of bad luck have left us in this diminished and unfair state but don't blame the average citizen who had no say in any of that.
I am happy you have a good life and I like Norway.
Good night.

The only thing I tip is my fedora

1. You do not know statistics. Taking your sample from one specific set of people is one of the most elementary ways to fuck up an average data. They teach this in high school math. I don't want to talk statistics with you anymore; this is my major in college

2. "Home bar" is not free booze. If you knew your terminology, you'd know that running a home bar does not mean giving booze out for free. Also, I specifically called it a sort of business. Reading comprehension, learn it

3. Whatever floats your boat man. If you made it, you made it. Blows my mind that you still need to serve, but to each their own. I'm making my living in a different way. I also don't have to call someone a fag four different times in order to get my point across

Pretty much applies only to niggers.
Niggers don't tip. Cheap fucks.
But, then again, niggers don't work either.
So they don't know how hard it is to wait on niggers for no tips.

Good god you're stupid as fuck:
I manage
I serve
I sell drugs
I do art

making roughly 65,000 to 70,000 a year, with about 3/4ths of that under the table. I'm a fucking genius.

>20 different restaurants
>I work myself up to manager
Gg

Can someone explain to me why i should pay someone for a job they are already being paid for? i know this is a bait thread but just wondering

>Socialism works in some situations
It never has, you stupid nigger. Socialism will always go to shit the moment the money runs out. That's what happened in the Soviet bloc, it's what will eventually happen in Sweden (once the ooga boogas outnumber the ethnic Swedes), and it is exactly what is happening in Venezuela right fucking now.

I bet you do a triple backflip into your Ferrari before you race home.

Ya, don't know how many places I left after fucking the managers "chick". lol. Dude keep hating. Those sexy little hostesses you wish you could see naked suck on my cock til I tell them to stop. They are so stupid at 18. So fucking easy to make the feel "grown up"

>its not the owner who has to pay more but the fucking customer has to tip

Nope, I have a practical car.

this....
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I swear to God everyone gets so fucking pissed off when I tell them about a real servers life. Probably cause they went to school an racked up a bunch of debt only to get married to the 1 pussy that would let them look at it. People are fucking hypnotized to be little bitches in life. I literally chased the opposite and now I get young pussy and I get to do what I want. I guess I would be pissed off too if I had a fugly ass wife and responsibilities not to mentions little fucking kids that will hate me when they are old enough to think. I'm so happy I wasn't a brainwashed bitch in this life. Thank God. I live in a life where pussy smells like cherries and not an old piece of salmon left in a trash can. lol. Fucking faggots.