Westworld Thread General

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Be honest, what would you guys do inside the park? And is the 40k per day realistic?

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Treasure hunt, bounty-hunting, exploring.
Everything else is degenerate.

I would really want to be an Indian. I wonder how'd they swing that, being a weedy white fucker I'd probably have to play a renegade or something.

>being a weedy white fucker

Before contemporary times, indians didn't care at all about blood

What are some dishes that the chefs of Westworld would prepare?

Seabass and chili doesn't seem authentic wild west food.

and more importantly, do they prepare it in an outside kitchen and then shrink it in the world, or shrink themselves in the world and prepare it

It's just that I'd rather be some 7' orc dude out of Bone Tomahawk kinda styles. But I suppose if one went full Kurtz one could still look pretty cool.

Who knows how much 40k a day is in that world. The u.s. $ will be the new peso in 10 years.

I'd probably never make it out of the train station. The chick there is the hottest host. I'd fuck her and order room service since there doesn't seem to any good food inside the park.

I'd just pay to sit there and not have to see advertisements for shitty television shows asking the same asinine questions constantly.

>The chick there is the hottest host.
muh ayyylmaofu

Ham, beans, grits, sausages, stew, steak, venison, pork etc

Obviously prepare in-world seems a lot easier and more authentic to let the tiny robots do it

>Be honest, what would you guys do inside the park?

Congregate with the other humans and discuss what a stupid idea a cowboys and Indians robot theme park was. Also laugh at whoever has the job of cleaning out the jizz.

40k seems reasonable when you consider how much hard work goes into every visitor's time there. You're basically paying for a ridiculously high level robotics project, for the time and effort it takes to clean up after everyone and for the constant surveillance and security that goes on. The dollar's probably worth less anyway but it's clearly a destination for the ridiculously wealthy.

There was that Realdoll repair guy in a documentary who had to clean out a huge clump of coagulated cum with a toilet brush. One of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.

I would protect Dolores from getting rape.

You were mean't to lose though

Man being a chef at WW would be the shit, a single potato could feed the whole town for weeks

that chick in the costume picking area? she's ugly af

>Done jack shit in years
>Gets a leading role and immediately becomes my waifu again

Roleplay as the terminator sent back to kill a specific host. Be pretty mad basically being invincible to bullets

How can the real people even be afraid to venture out, they're invincible? Just go and see what's out there

>Be Teddy
>handsome
>good gunslinger
>have pretty, innocent waifu waiting to be taken by you
>don't do anything because of "muh morals"
>newcomers come
>get shot
>dying at this point
>last thing you see is them dragging away your crying waifu to be raped
>repeat

Ok, have fun with the old old nig hooker and zika faced hooker

I'm dumb and wasn't paying attention.
Was the guy Dolo shot a host or a guest?

Dunno. Jurassic Park would be more fun to visit.

Requesting a black-hat Pepe

You can be whoever the FUCK you want though

>I'm dumb and wasn't paying attention.

Welcome to the thread, you'll fit right in!

>40k per
With inflation? No fucking question. In our dollars, possibly, but it would have to be better than that.

>Also laugh at whoever has the job of cleaning out the jizz.

>"dolores eject your vagina"
>guy tosses it out
>inserts new one

A host. You see them shrink him down at the start of the episode.

because it's scary and the bullets hurt (apparently? seeing some real inconsistency on this shit)

they really need to allow the hosts to at least knock you unconscious or something, there's like zero stakes otherwise. it's like playing some gay sandbox game with cheatcodes enabled

He was probably just more surprised that it could be felt than anything. Kinda like when a 2 year old trips and cries they don't cry because it hurt but because of the surprise/shock.

>Kinda like when a 2 year old trips and cries they don't cry because it hurt but because of the surprise/shock.

It literally knocked him off his feet and left a big ass welt.

They are not firing spitballs from those guns.

Don't try to use logic, people will start crying because their 11/10 show has lazy contradictions.

Assuming I was filthy rich, I would try to bride a park official or snuggle stuff on each trip while filling up the hosts with cum over a few years and then I would assemble my STALKER gear, full on sunrise suit and a VSS Vintorez with gas mask, bear detector (a digital compass in disguise) and i would just go stalking into the depths of the park, once I get tired of finding no anomalies or sekrit stuff I would just show up in the town and ruin everybody's ERP while screaming incomprehensible Russian made up words in my thickest accent until security escorts me out.

I mean if you were so rich you could probably just tell them and they would let you do whatever as long as you don't really kill any guests.

I think the real problem is that a lot of them simply empathize with the hosts and it freaks them out when they get in a situation where hosts might die.

When White Hat Guest shoots that dude that takes the hooker hostage, his fear isn't so much that he thinks he'll die if he fucks up but rather that he doesn't accidentally want to shoot someone he isn't supposed to. Likewise when that guy gets stared down by Teddy when he's hassling Dolores., he doesn't seem to back down because he doesn't want to be shot but rather it's because he doesn't want to Teddy. When they end up on the ranch and he's given the oppurtinity to rape Dolores, he gives her to Trevor. He seems to be okay with other hosts killing other hosts, but draws a line with doing horrible things himself.

Also I think plenty of them do actually venture out into the wilderness, almost every questline involves leaving the town it seems. However not everything involves you being involved in shootouts with people. Sometimes you just go for a nature walk and fuck hookers.

He's a host but her programming evidently didn't allow her to even fire weapons, which is why she couldn't practice with Teddy. Shooting Trevor was a sign that something else is fucking with her programming or she's evolving. Plus she heard the voice in her head telling her to do it

are we going to see more talulah qtpie in this show?

>I think

A sign of truly great writing is having to speculate on shit the writers didn't bother with

>There will never be a STALKWORLD

Fuck the host in the changing room to get that out of the way.

Finding some real people and bounty hunting without a host could be fun.

Just roaming around and looking for secret stuff like the MiB would be good too, but you would need to have enough money to possible risk blowing it.

Yeah, stories that make you think are the worst.

Ask the hookers in the saloon if they could dress me up pretty and do my makeup then force me to work there

I'd rape other guests

I keep wondering how they keep the guests from getting shot in the eye, or face in general. Based on what we've seen you can get a welt like from a paintball gun. That would put an eye out.

Even if the hosts were perfect shots, a guest could fall or duck and catch one in the face.

It only 3 episodes dingus. Not much to talk about if you don't speculate.

Stories that throw poorly crafted shit at a wall and let the audience clean it up for them are the worst.

The mark of a truly great television show is if after three episodes there is nothing to talk about except bullshit mysteries and gaps in the storytelling.

>I'm a retarded faggot that can't handle ambiguity

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I'd probably just be a griefer and murder all the hosts

Her and armistice are best girls.

I would get shitfaced drunk, join Hector's gang, help the Indians retake their land, cuck Teddy, and just have as much sex as possible in general. No rape or hookers.

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Why does Ford think that this is the end for humanity considering space travel?

>You see them shrink him down at the start of the episode.
Wait what?

Are you implying that Westworld is a miniature set?

>cuck teddy
>no rape

lmao, you know you can't do that right?

Dolores is program to love only Teddy

I mean you can get her to fuck you but only under the threat of killing Teddy which is the same as rape anyways

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They shrink down as they get on the train.

But I still don't know how they shrink when they are inside the park.

Are you under the impression that people also shrink when they get further away from you?

The elevator friendo, the elevator

kek

How do people like you end up believing that you have opinions which are worth sharing? You are a painfully stupid person and your opinions will always reflect that. What was the method used to condition you into believing that you were allowed to participate in conversation? Sup Forums circle jerking?

I may finally get the chance to see the 3th episode tonight, but why does Ford seems so apathetic toward humanity's progress, what about space travel?

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Here's the part I don't fully understand.

If the animals are ALSO robots, how do they slaughter them for the meat?

Are the guests eating robot meat?

Do the hosts even eat? Do they poo and pee?
Do they need to breathe? Do they think they need to breathe? Can you drown them?

Surely there's hunting in Westworld. I want to say the website talks about fishing, and it seems unlikely that every animal in the park would be synthetic except for the fish.

I would hazard a guess that whatever they make hosts out of is edible.

For paying forty thousand dollars a day I'd be a sex-crazy, gluttonous drunk.

Teddy is like the best shot, too. Nigger is always going for the heart.

Armistice is a literal aimbot though so she might have him beat but I feel the instant Cyclops goes rambo he's not going to have much in the way of competition.

pay 40k, fuck the robot that helps you at the beggining and dont ever enter the park

fpbp

I want to see more of the hot guest Teddy was hanging out with in episode 3.

I admired her spunk but I guess cultists at night who won't drop to your Winchester would make anybody peace out

considering this is set in a future so advanced they've cured disease (other than MRSA fucking PLOT HOLE FUCK YOU NOLAN YOU HACK) 40k probably is not that much thanks to infulation

>considering this is set in a future so advanced they've cured disease (other than MRSA fucking PLOT HOLE FUCK YOU NOLAN YOU HACK)

Wait what, where did they say that all disease was eradicated?

But she's so plain and unattractive. And her eyes are too far apart.

>that guest
>hot

Don't know what you motherfuckers are seeing in her. She's no Armistice/Maeve/Dolores.

was excited to see hopkins in scifi stuff but this shit is beyond saving in terms of writing

>Maeve

Thandie's a cute enough lizardwoman but that guest is way cuter than her

Original movie had Medieval World, and Roman World. I would much rather do Medieval world, and rape rape rape.

in the first episode hannibal says "we've managed to slip evolutions leash now, haven't we? we can cure any disease, keep even the weakest of us alive and one day perhaps even resurrect the dead"

It's a television discussion board on Sup Forums numbnuts. Stop crying because your new source of blogging and proselytizing your intelligence is being called out for the horrible entertainment that it is.

I just can't see it. I got excited initially because I mistook her for Armistice but once that settled and I saw her I wasn't into her. She was just "alright" to me.

I'd prefer Roman World. I'd like to be a god mode gladiator and reap the rewards.

And cucked by MIB and William.

Ah I remember that now, thanks.

Maybe MRSA hasn't been completely wiped out but is still curable Iunno

ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY

>I'd like to be a god mode gladiator and reap the rewards.

Do we even know how melee combat works between hosts and guests?

It seems quite tricky. If a host is authorized to use a knife and tries to defend themselves with it against a guest, how do you ensure the guest's safety?

oops sorry

I guess there's still anti-vaxxer retards in the future filling the sexbots full of poz cum

now we're talking, I already do this in video games and even real life when I have to make my boring job seem exciting

Grab my slothfu and go.

>And is the 40k per day realistic?

seems cheap tbqh, if the park and the hosts are cutting edge technology and it's for super rich people i'd imagine more like between 100k-200k atleast

I'd fuck Talulah Riley in the ass for as long as humanly possible, maybe switch to fucking her throat every once in a while. That's it

>Be honest, what would you guys do inside the park?

sure as hell wouldn't touch the shit skin whores in the saloon, they're probably the first pit stop for every lonely rich fucker and have probably received more cum injections in them than there is water in the pacific ocean

Explain to me why everyone isn't just fucking little girl bots in the park all day every day?

Probably because not everyone is a pedo and there are moralfags out there like William.

inb4 white hat's black hat friend tries to rape Dolores and white hat kills him somehow