Ok Sup Forums I may be in some serious shit please help.
>be me, watching some porn
>this is porn that you don't want people to know that you watch
>out of nowhere, phone screen goes black
>screen is still on, but it's just a black light
>all the buttons work, just not the screen
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.jpg
>can't take it in, can't show anybody
>nobody can know about the porn
>nobody
Please help.
if it was CP, kys
turn it off and get a new hard disc
>using your phone for porn
Point at the retard and laugh.
not CP, i'm not a faggot. just some shit I don't want a tech guy or anyone to see
I'm not sure that I can do either of those things, the only accessible part of the phone is the battery and turning it off requires touching the screen
help the retard.
>i'm not a faggot
I dunno, you sure do sound like a faggot to me. Nobody help this guy; he's a faggot.
so pop the battery out. Problem solved.
I tried that, then I popped it back in and turned on my phone, same black screen
Don't help the retard. We need to make things harder for stupid people. Not easier.
I'm already a retard, just help me
k good. there's very few groups of people i genuinely wish death upon but pedophiles are included.
OP is the one who said that. I would know because I'm OP. It's not my fault that my phone decided to be a piece of shit in the middle of porn
ok... so can you help me now?
I didn't say it was going to fix it. Rather, the porn won't be immediately up on the screen when you go to get it fixed. Granted, if they open up the browser (If that's what you were using), no guarantees.
If it is not Cheese or bestiality you have literally nothing to worry about
Just hand your phone in
out of curiosity, what kind of porn was it?
This. Also what model of phone and firmware/OS version? No-one's going to help without details.
Leave it in a bag of rice overnight this should absorb the virus
This creates mustard gas
Its a samsung galaxy j3. It's not edgy porn, just specific to a cringeworthy point, I'd rather not say.
Factory reset. Usually a combination of button holds when you first switch it on. Worth a try
Come on do not be pussy
You know how to do the "Odin pinch" to boot a Samsung to service mode and nuke it, right? More details about pr0n for more help.
Flash it using your computer
Anonamous image board.
Tell us you fag
it was furry porn wasnt it
Nothing wrong with crack-whore granny porn.
i swear to god if you were jerking it to kitchen tiles again OP i will flip my shit
this guy knows
Fuck you it's my life, I'll be a tile troweling tranny 5ever, faggot.
It was sinks, wasn't it?
Hold the power & volume down button simultaneously for 8 seconds
As cheesy as it sounds: Turn it off and on again. If nothing happens as you press the power button wait for it to unload completely and start charging. Ideally your phone just reboots and you've had a software problem.
If that doesn't work your screen / phone may be broken - that happens from time to time.
Last thing a professional repair facility (like the manufacturer one's) will do is checking your browser history. They've got stuff to do. Like, wiping your phone right after reading out error logs and such.
Don't bring it to a small, local store. They usually have plenty of time fucking around with your stuff for the lulz.
But first, completely drain your battery.