A spaceship lands in your yard and this steps out

A spaceship lands in your yard and this steps out.

How do you react?

Probably wonder who the fuck spiked my iced tea.

After pointing my sks at it? Probably try to be friends with it and maybe become a tag along. Sheeit space age.

Seduce it and revel in my superior political advantage as, together, we topple empires and control the world. For the better.
No more Isis, no more Clinton, no more the 1%.

Clinton is already irrelevant

Anyway I doubt she would care about our political landscape.

check if it tries to kill me.
if not, hug.
and grab the butt "accidentally"

kill myself

kill immediately
fuck a few times then steal all cool gadgetry

Congrats. You're the progenitor of a war which eradicates us all and gets the earth sold on interstellar eBay. Jackass.

ask it: want to fuck?

>>grabs the butt "accidentally"
so beta

color me interested
do you have an auction #

congratulate the israeli on producing spacecraft

I'd hold it down and assert dominance by raping it.

I fuck it right in the cloaca

because of a hug?
bullshit.

so where's the porn?

Sex

Imma be eating mad cloaca that night.

...

Where is this cute lizard from?

Don't tease you fuck.

She's just some original the character do not steal from some furry

She's a qt

There legit isn't any porn of her

There would be porn of her if she landed in my backyard

>There legit isn't any porn of her
there soon will be

...cute lizard?
oh lawdy lawd

I hope so

>There isn't porn of...
rule 35

my thoughts exactly.

Dosnt apply here

You can check the FA profile of the guy who owns the character.

All the art is sfw, the reffrence shows her naked but no detail about her bits.

hissssssssssss,

Hisssssssssssss

Kill Kirk!

>>bits
Naughty bits?
nudge nudge wink wink

Hissssssss Now I kill you for having images of my mate Earth scum!

Feels good being the first human to cuck a space lizard chad.

Hopefully befriend to go on space adventures

Ask why my yard, assuming she speaks Earth English.

Then some awkward small talk. Then I'd go back inside.

Still applies. We don't need the original artist or 'references' just the hormonal will of Sup Forums.

>shoot
>skin
>sport new boots
>take ship

I'd wonder why aliens are so much like human/snake hybrids.

Then I'd chat and see where the conversation goes while trying to get as much information about the universe as possible.

And yes, I'd be DTF.

>assuming she speaks Earth English.
As opposed to Space English?

Say *i need healing*

Ask "are snake? Why have tits?????"

This, Sup Forums does not need your approval or permission, porn will be made, faps will be had

greet, attempt to make communication, find out purpose of visit, attempt to make jokes, spend night on her ship to determine compatability for co-habitation

To be fair, theres british english, jamaican english, usa's english, nigger "english"

Imagine an alien shows up and start talking in space's nigger english

I dunno. am snek. how snek type without fingers?

They are not tits, they are air bags, its just coincidential that the feel, look and function similar to human breasts....

Wops, wrong comment

Shoot it and make a snake skin morph suit. Become the new filthy frank.
Something like skanky slytherin or some gay shit

Ask for her long tongue in my mouth

We eating space lizard tonight

And here I thought, people explained to me that lizard people weren't real!?