THIS SUMMER

THIS SUMMER

ONE DOG

YOUR MOM AND TWO BLACK GUYS

IS GONNA FIND OUT

JUST FUCKS HIS SHIT UP

IN A WORLD...

DONALD TRUMP

WHAT THE HOLOCAUST

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"You're probably wondering how I–"
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*music stops*
IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?
*tennis ball hits him in the dick*
*dog covers his eyes*

*record scra–
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HE NOSE THE TRUTH

THE SMELL OF PENETRATION

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SAUSAGE PAR--
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ROB SCHNEIDER AS

A LITTLE GIRL'S FLIP FLOP

STARRING ERIC ROBERTS AS EVERYONE

PUTTING THE ANAL IN ANALYTIC PHILOSOPHY

ANNE HATHAWAY AND KILLER CLOWNS

HOW SEXY IS YOUR SOUL

> "Stuck in the Middle With You" starts playing

*Numerous Donkey Kong Sound Effects*

"HOW DO I KNOW IF I CAN TRUST YOU?"

You cant.

*single piano note*

"FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW"

*people running down a hallway*

[CGI DESTRUCTION PORN]

[SLAM TO BLACK]

> Open front door
> Vin Diesel in full body fat momma drag
IT'S TIME FOR SOME HOME COOKIN'

THE HOLOCAUST

WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
> Carrot Top comes into frame

"...THIS DOES NOT FOOKING SLIP..."

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

More remakes, reboots and sequals. Because you are dumb and (((we))) are desperate.

THE user WHO DOESN'T FIT IN, GETS OUT

WHEN EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG

LOVIN' YOU IS RIGHT

WITH TYLO BE CHILLIN

agreed

[IT AIN'T ME! IT AAAAIN'T MEE!!]

'How do know that I'm not you?'

'You am'

>literally putting I HURT MYSELF TODAY in LOGAN trailer
What did they meanby this?

DR PAVEL IS

*whip crack*