The last five-fixture night of 2017's Betway Premier League sees Birmingham as its venue with autistic and morbidly obese two-time World Champions doubling up.
Starting the evening is ferry loving Stokie Adrian Lewis against bipolar disorder's James Wade. With neither player having competed in the weekend's Euro Tour event, the pair's last matches were brutal beatdowns in Belfast last Thursday. Fat Man can end Med Man's playoff chances with victory tonight, although Wade's leg difference of -12 has surely done that already.
Michael van Gerwen then competes in the latest retard fight against Dave Chisnall. MVG's Saarbrücken trip saw him dumped out by the dabbing Ian White with a rare sub-ton average, but enjoyed a strong PL victory over his compatriot. Chizzy's playoff chances have risen from the dead after his double success last time out, but having lost 14 straight matches against the Autism Express, it'll be a tough task to keep them alive.
Weekend victor Peter Wright faces Phil Taylor in the night's middle fixture. Clownman claimed his second Euro title of the year despite averaging 13 points less than Benito van de Pas's 110, and can secure his maiden O2 visit with a win. Pheel can overtake Wright in the table, but a similar performance to last week's comeback from 4-0 down is needed if that's to happen.
Two gameraisers clash in the penultimate match as Gary Anderson faces Raymond van Barneveld. With the Scot 4th and the Dutchman 5th and only separated by 7 legs, a win is vital for both, moreso RVB. Assuming Gando isn't doing a Joey Barton on the result and Barney isn't headshaking and moaning, this should be a very tight affair
MVG and Lewis face off in the closer that could see Mighty Mike secure top spot in the league, providing he's won his earlier match and Wright fails to do so. Their last meeting was the stunning Players Champs semifinal at the start of April::more of that please, lads.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 5.
>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm BST start, all matches best of 12 legs) James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v SnackP&Ot Chizzy v MvGOAuTism Taylel v Snakeshite Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v Barney Adrian "[foghorn noises]" Lewis v Michael "Barnsley Bint Bonker" van Gerwen
If ever a match could be summed up by "trebles for show, doubles for dough", it was this one.
Wright's 121 was a bull finish for the match as well.
Caleb Reyes
Bravo, Benito.
David Evans
King's day edition
Dylan Allen
And we're on now.
Oliver Stewart
>tfw arrers and snooks
AND HE GETS IT
Ayden Hill
The question is which to watch on tv and which on phone and then which to have on mute
Ryan Phillips
Consider the following: >not watching both on streams and in small windows Currently got darts on mute but will switch later once the matches start
Hudson Myers
If mardle comes on its an auto mute for me. Plot twist: even if the alternative is virgo
Matthew Rivera
Mardle's not involved tonight.
Jaxon Williams
>44 >Wade
Robert Stewart
Wade clutch finishing
Bentley Gonzalez
>this match Bit dull.
Still better than a Lakeside preliminary match though.
Robert Peterson
>le 100 to 120 checkout man
Jonathan Moore
>that finishing abysmal
Levi Russell
>this finishing
Parker Campbell
>Snackpot Wade delivering a Classic Wade performance.
Jack Green
>Poois
Gavin Bennett
checked
Easton Watson
>jizzy
Gavin James
Why do they even bother hyping up Chizzy
Isaiah Myers
>Picking this song just because "Dizzy" ryhmes with "Chizzy"
JUST
David Hughes
>that first dart at T20 from Chizz on the 161 attempt What the fuck was that?
Ryan Carter
>26 Chizzy throws his IQ!
On a serious note, he's snatching like fuck again.
Cameron Gomez
>chizzy_throws_his_IQ.jpg
Jaxon Robinson
...
Cooper Lopez
>van autism
Isaiah Cruz
Has Dabmond broken Autism?
Noah Lee
[autism activates]
Owen Phillips
SHOOK
Anthony Walker
>van Gherkin
Liam Wood
Is his little run finally over?
Blake Long
>chisnall in charge of applying pressure
Blake Flores
someone run a leyland tester pot up to the stage
Elijah Myers
>Jizzy trying to count
Dylan Kelly
inb4 chisnall chokes a 146 point lead
Elijah James
>autism HAHAHAHA
Chase Baker
>JIZZY MORON
Nolan Ramirez
>Jizzy lamo
Angel Foster
'no'
Carson Johnson
fucks sake lel
Bentley Moore
>le choke leads away mong
Jaxon Lewis
>the absolute state of Chokenall
Adam Brown
>le kettle man
Owen Williams
>Koert's ridiculous orange jacket Kingsday faggots make me sick
Camden Ross
reported to the AIVD
Gavin Cook
>special needs interviews
Wyatt Williams
...
Matthew Fisher
That was the last time the Dab had a genuinely great game on TV.
>when he struggled against that literal nobody in Round 1 of the Worlds
Eli Wood
MvG always speaks like he has a hot potato in his mouth. Gets me everytime.
Carson Nguyen
You now remember when he was clutch as fuck with his last dart
Camden Hughes
that has a different meaning in Dutch (posh)
Carter Ross
IT
IS
TIME
HE
IS
HERE
Gavin Lee
He's mumbling like fuck.
Brody Rogers
yeah I know it's just a fun fact
In Dutch: to speak with a hot potato in your mouth = to speak posh
Van Gerwen is the opposite of posh probably
Xavier Lopez
Literally no clue what Wright's "theme" is supposed to be tonight.
Explosion in a paint factory?
Luke Robinson
DAT 104
Austin Green
>le finish 116 a lot man Taylor seething.
Ayden Brooks
DAT 116 git gud Pheel
Carter Roberts
Think I figured out why Part hasn't been on comms these last few weeks, he's been rolling around Vegas doing promotions for the return of darts to the Sin City.
