How do we fix Sup Forums

How do we fix Sup Forums

Other urls found in this thread:

imdb.com/name/nm3096796/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

more how do we fix Sup Forums threads

hmmmmmm really makes you what sid i meme by this

autoban frogposters

/film/

There will be people who dont know that this is copypasta

wtf i hate canadians now

wait a second here
is this a bot too

Restrict "universe" franchises (star wars, marvel, dc) to individual generals. Multiple capeshit and Aut Wars threads on the front page are too much.

autism:the post

How about a shorter character limit, longer cool downs and longer captchas for 6 months, to infuriate the spergy degenerates who shitpost, forcing them to either kill themselves with rage or leave. Then after six months, branch Sup Forums out into sub-boards like: /film/ Sup Forums /web/ (for youtube shows) and /anim/ for non-anime animated film, then revert back to normal cooldowns and longer character limits and hell....maybe even take the captchas out completely?

Whoever sticks around will be patient, slow to anger and less likely to shitpost

Allow actress threads since this is a television and film board

Except she isnt an actress...being a finebros bitch isnt an actress.

Range ban aussieland and massachusetts

Too many breakdowns. /film/ for movies and Sup Forums for tv, web, entertainment celebrities, etc.

>actress threads

Then the pedos will complain, "why do you allow those, but not our threads featuring children we want to violate in their each and every hole like the disgusting, filthy, unwashed cretins that we are?" and then it becomes a giant bureaucratic clusterfuck, very messy, very messy, best just to ban all of you cunts for science

See the breakdowns are necessary because they disperse autists into smaller droves all over, meaning less cunny, bane and pasta posting.

no future, no future, no future for Sup Forums...

But that makes Sup Forums upset

Not only are you incredibly disrespectful you're also wrong. Lia has been in many projects film, youtube and other completely unrelated to the fine brothers.
imdb.com/name/nm3096796/

The lewd comments very seldomly come from the people posting those pictures

Why do you care what they want?

good

It doesn't matter, you daft cunt, get it through your thick fucking head.

No. Threads. For. You.

Got it? Got it. You stupid cunt.

>allow actress threads
you mean waifu threads?

Go back in time like 7 years and delete it.

Fine she is an actress. How am I being disrespectful? She was the finebros's bitch for years. I dont mean she is a bitch in a literal sense, but colloquially, career wise.

because thats who the mods pander to now and have for the past few years as they don't block ads

>for science