Now what? I don’t actually watch duck dynasty
Now what? I don’t actually watch duck dynasty
Just put on any chick flick movie (don't explain it beforehand) that would make her want to ride your dick.
Tell her you get off on various shows that have anything to do with rednecks and/or ducks.
It's a sex thing. I like to dress up like a mallard and eat Chineese food while a woman blows me. Wanna play?
What about Santa paws?
Approved?
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just do something
tell her "i lost my virginity when that show was on the background so i think it'll be a great way to remember my first time while making love to a fine lady such as yourself"
Kek you’re retarded you don’t actually have to watch duck dynasty
Say you heard it was like game of thrones but with ducks
Roll
I’m going with this
>not wanting to watch a marathon of Hey Dude!
best option. just send it ya pussy
Then why did you say that idiot?
In the meantime:
I have no social life so I have no plans on New Years. Just working. What do I say?
Send "Because you look like my sister" instead
just say you dont and ask her to hang out i guess.
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yes do it
just say no plans ya monkey
>any reason why that show?
>because I've never seen it and I heard it's good
Retard
The reason is you've never watched it before, fucking duh.
Nigga if you're not in a career yet (eg. retail or food service) and can afford the time off, call in and take the bitch somewhere