Semen Slurping: The League

Semen Slurping: The League

what a fucking scam this '''''''''''''''''football''''''''''''''''''' league is, seriously

Stop watching our league

When did they change the name from Barclays League to Premier League?

>It's the big game!
>Game of the year, lads!
>Everything's on the line!
>Cross-city rivals!
>Live or die by this match, mate!
>You're NOT gonna want to miss this one!

>drab 0-0 draw
>most exciting moment was an off-side goal

Th-thanks

Fair.

Sometimes we slurp semen, sometimes we don't.

I think today was just a lack of memes, we didn't have Zlatan, we didn't have le african dabbing man, I think we were low energy

Barclay's payed them a lot of money to not have their name connected with that shit

...

>Match so boring the ref decides to make things interesting and buys a clear flop from Aguero to make it 11v10
>Still no goals

>anything but the /bundes/

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why? i thought the game was exciting as af. better than barcelona/real madrid btfo some shit teame 10:0

why do people still get tricked by marketing when its a big game with mourinho managing the away side

they literally only end 1 way

This, it was pretty good for a 0-0

I saw literally zero hype going into this game anyway

That's it. That's the last straw.
From now on I will be getting my daily football regimen from the Primeira Liga!

It's like you've never seen a Mourinho team before

PL has always been a shit league.

Championship is the best league in the world.

Everyone but 2 teams have flopped again

This is actually true, Championship is crazy.

The quality of football in the Championship is laughable

>He fell for the Portuguese merchant's lies

This

Bilboa. V betis was more exciting

>better than barcelona/real madrid btfo some shit teame 10:0

Without a doubt, but if you think about it, that last Real Madrid v. Barcelona game was 10x as exciting as this game. This game does not even begin to compare to that La Liga one.

And before someone tells me "no shit, Man U and City aren't anywhere close to the same level as Barca/Real Madrid," just look at who's managing these two teams. The level of play should be at least close, but it's not. This game wasn't some defensive masterclass, it was just pretty shit