Atia of the Julii I call for a Rome thread
Who is the most based of characters and why is it Mark Anthony?
Atia of the Julii I call for a Rome thread
Who is the most based of characters and why is it Mark Anthony?
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They just get shit done
They have powerful gods on their side to be fair.
Antony is indeed the best character, he also has the best taste in pussy
LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF YOU
>His honor Mark Antony orders your presence.
>Now?
>Of course not. Next year
JUPITER'S COCK
Why was watching Servilia get meticulously BTFO, stripped of dignity, raped, and eventually driven to suicide so damn satifying?
Atia is the coolest woman in tv
>tfw you didn't like Atia at all until the last episode when she bullies Octavian's new wife and suddenly you realize that she did literally nothing wrong the whole series and that she was the protagonist as much as Vorenus was
WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE YOU DUTY AND OPENED YOUR STOMACH?
because Servilia is a bitter hag who is jealous that Atia is both prettier and smarter than her
>wahhh she ruined the affair I was having with a married man
get over it you sow
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>it's the Vorenus and Pullo kill everybody ending with kill count far in the hundreds episode
>it's the Vorenus gets mortally wounded by some patrol cucks just to wrap the show in one episode, episode
THIRTEENTH!
That's an odd way to spell Julius Caesar dude.
one of the best FUCK YEAH moments ever
Friend Cicero...why so pale?
AND EVERYTHING GOES WRONG BIG TIME
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COCK
IN
ASS
>that episode where Pullo is sent to kill a Senator but when he arrives at the Senator's house the old man invites him in, introduces him to his family and has a big cheerful dinner with him, then takes him for a walk out in the garden where he thanks him for being so kind and courteous, wishes him good luck in his career and then asks him what he should do to make it easier to die at which point Pullo advises him to kneel down so he can stab through his neck, shoulder and torso all at once
What the fuck was that
PLUTO'S THORNY COCK
>tfwns3
Character rankings:
1 - Newsreader
2 - Anthony
3 - Atia
4 - Octavian
5 - Cleopatra
That was called dignity you pleb. I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Never fails to make me smile.
Now THAT'S an exit
>get yourself freedom, riches, title, and a hot wife
How did he win the game of thrones so hard?
He doesn't dine with him.
>you will never be used by Cleopatra for the sole purpose of insemination
He was Caesar's personal assistant; of course he ended up doing well.
Cato did nothing wrong.
>the guy that was murdered because he was considered a threat to the foundation of the country
He's a survivor, and was educated.
Don't remind me
YOU WILL PENETRATE SOMEONE
Why did Cato look so old? Wasn't he only 50 or so when he died IRL?
yeah, and on top of that for some reason they got a mush mouth actor to play one of the most eloquent orators in history. One of the only really weird casting choices in my opinion.
BY THE ORDER OF THE SENATE GAIVS JVLIVS CESAR IS DECLARED AN ENEMY OF ROME. ALL GOOD CITIZENS ARE BOUND TO DO HIM HARM IF THEY ARE ABLE
>Gods of the julii; with this offering I ask you to summon Tyche, Megara and Nemesis so that they witness this curse
Rome was so fucking good.
2nd Octavian wasn't great either
really? I thought he was a pretty good transition. that actor could play the political shrewdness and coldness that felt more like a future ruler. That's one of the few actor changes across a time skip I actually like.
I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ASS
QUINTUS MY OLD COCK
Legend has it that he took his own life by disemboweling himself. He was found and sewed back up but later ripped his own stitches and pulled his intestines out by hand.
I AM THE SON OF HADES
He was good but the transition was too much of a contrast imo. The first actor was significantly better. Also, they didn't age up anyone else, Vorenus' kids being the obvious example.
He stopped the doctor and pulled out his guts before he was stitched up.
Scenes that nu-males will never understand
Phillipi I think. It's Cicero that he kills.
>Also, they didn't age up anyone else, Vorenus' kids being the obvious example.
yeah, although Octavian was necessary just because of how important his growth was to the plot.
It's Cicero dying like a fucking champ
>that scene where the old woman thought that caesar was fucking octavian.
>Atia
>old woman
If she's an old lady than call me a granny fetishist
And Atia is impressed that he seduced such an important person.
I laughed so haard when he did the shimmy.
>and Atia condoned her son being fucked by her uncle because of politcal power
Absolutely haram. I also never realized just how fucked up that is until I typed it out.
That was a popular rumor. Like Caesar being the queen of Bithynia
No, he's talking about the old kitchen slave who heard the groaning then saw Caesar and Octavian leave the pantry, and reported it to Atia.
it was a slave that heard it and informed atia.
that's right, forgot about her
No worries. I'm just glad there's a rome thread up.
the scene where anthony was beating the shit out of octavian was intense kinda felt bad for kid getting beaten by chad who fucks your mother
Octavian won in the end though.
>watch rome
>cleopatra wasn't black
TRIGGERED
Masters of Rome honest big budget adaptation fucking when?!
Slaves were seriously half the fun in Rome.
Shit, I forgot the funny line the newsreader says about the jews. He was my favorite.
this b8
Cicero understood the game and he realized he lost. Not to mention sense of gravitas even in death was seriously important to Romans. Basically, you don't want to go out like a bitch.
True kino
youtube.com
is that the guy from Jackass
I know! What were they thinking?
>tfw you wish you could be shocked by this
does he even die in the end or was it changed so he becomes emperor?
What's worse is that Cato was a notorious drunk IRL, but in the show he doesn't drink at all.
So much this
I liked her from the beginning because MUH DICK
>nothing wrong
>double crossed the same people like three times each just because the other side was in power
>pulled a Bob Saget on Servilia
discere loqui mea lingua plebei
>the old man invites him in, introduces him to his family and has a big cheerful dinner with him
none of this happened, he wasn't invited in, we never saw Cicero's family and they didn't have dinner.
Newsreader a best
Patrician taste
webm of pullo and gaia where
>that disgusting whore Atia
>not the pure and humble Eirene
Actual best characters
Cicero
Posca
Young Octavian
Antony
Caesar
Atia
agrippa
>Agrippa
>not Maecenas
>no Newsreader
and into the trash it goes
>successful veteran of battles
>tempted by sexy noble slut with a loose vagina
>manages to break away from primal emotional constraints and do what is best for his career and his country so he can get bitches later after being rewarded by his GodKing Augustus
He was the ultimate example of bros before hoes.
>you will never be a cheeky slave backed by the authority of your master
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What the fuck ever happened to the I, Claudius remake with the Rome people involved?
I haven't heard hide nor hair of it in over a year.
Is it just dead?
I think you mean I, CLAVDIVS, pleb
JUNO'S CUNT
MOMMY
he survived
>scenes women will never understand
underrated
WET AS OCTOBER
why are rome threads always so fucking comfy?
also is tudors even close in being as good as rome or is it trash?
Tudors is pretty shit imo. Deadwood is the closest thing to Rome that I can think of.
>Vorenus not #1