Brain Blast!!

Brain Blast!!

Are there more pictures of him?

Never realised Jimmy neutron was Jewish.

why do people think that this form of "facial hair" is acceptable or appealing in the least?

It's just a passing fad

Why did you put facial hair in quotes? It's hair and it's on his face, what are you getting at?

because it is well below the acceptable standards of facial hair

Jihadists.

And jews apparently

Did we ever find the source of this image?

JUST

But it's still facial hair.

It's like if you trimmed your pubes, put super glue on your face and then slapped the pubes on. It's better to have no facial hair than utterly pathetic facial hair.

Pubic hair isn't facial hair.

I am genuinely baffled by your idiocy

Well if we're going to get technical, it looks to be neck hair/chin hair. It appears that he keeps the surface of his face as smooth as a baby's

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Yeah it looks like a neckbeard.

Your analogy made no sense, is all. It's still facial hair. It being badly groomed has nothing to do with the term. Why do you need to go this far to mock some random asshole on Sup Forums?

lmao, 120 is what a woman should weigh

Jesus christ captain autismo. I am saying that his facial hair looks like patchy flimsy pubes instead of a respectable beard. Just a bunch of curly nonsense that no one would ever think looks good. There's not a single person on this planet who would think that's a good looking beard.

Compare it to a real beard.

DUDE KIKES LMAO

Take this shit to Sup Forums

he's a living caricature, kek

whats up reddit

>the beard in the picture resembles my pubes way more than Neutron's facial hair
You totally had a point with this. Totally.

Potion seller, enough of these games!

Do you have pics of this dude who wears "nice" clothes but has a very tiny head so he looks ridiculous? There are pics of him where he hangs out with friends in nightclubs, if it helps

Did you know that if you get captured by ISIS and you have an American beard like this, they make you eat the whole thing?

Parker Hartzler. This is his profile
facebook com/CautiousDaddies

Unless you're ironically being autistic, it's clear he's aware of that and making fun of himself.

It's a Swedish soldier though. Also getting captured alive by ISIS as a western soldier isn't really an option.

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Eating my beard would probably be the least of my problems

>no hair on his actual face

>actually going out in public looking like that
is it balls of steel or complete lack of self-awareness?

The latter. Notice how the girl is doing everything she can to hide her face. She's ashamed to be photographed with him.

He has a girlfriend and you don't.

This...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're a cuck

How's her foot game?

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S-Shut up

joke's on you I have a gf

Those fucking arms
> Aye Lmao

The joke is in your hand

So since this thread is a shitpost thread I can ask it here without being banned:

Are feet thread allowed on Sup Forums or not? Some get 300+ replies some get deleted.
So, say if I started a thread about celeb feet, would a mad mod delete it?

Jesus Christ, why do Mods pretend like Sup Forums is a respectable site which should 24/7 be on topic?
I just want to discuss feet with fellow feet lovers.

Is this the same dude that made that face when his wife and his wife's son voted for trump?

yeah, can't help but chuckle while I poke my qt gf with it

INTO THE STARS
BUY CANDY BARS

Heh heh, this joke never gets old!

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Lol I have mutual friends with him.

ENOUGH

>I miss my grandpa
>has autism

;_;

They should brush their teeth

>what kind of hairstyle you want bruv
>>you know when wily coyote's bombs backfired?
>say no more

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Of course he has a gf, he plays guitar in a successful rock band.

>When your hair says Jimmy Neutron but your beard says Jihad

Bullshite post pics of her then

looking at his profile rn...he's an innocent lad who simply misses his ol grandpappy. leave him alone

Why is he growing a Muslim beard

Run before he eats you and all your tin cans!

The "chinstrap" or "Abe Lincoln" is only popular amongst fedora-tier and criminal-tier dudes.

Fedora dudes go for the ancient mariner style, thick and long, particularly because they desperately want a wizard beard, but lost the genetic lottery in terms of growing a moustache. At best, they can achieve a teenager 'stache, which still makes the full beard look like it failed. The chinstrap is the only "complete" beard they can grow.

Criminal dudes go for the Persian club owner style, short and thin, particularly because they want to look like a rich dude with no morals or intelligence. It is usually paired with a shaved head, ear piercings, cartoonishly baggy clothes, and LOTS of tattoos.

What the fuck is this creature?

he seems like an innocent lad

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If he grew a stash it wouldn't look this bad.

Ezekiel, the Amish hipster software developer / improv comedian

i really want to kick his ass

This would actually make him cooler if it were true, alas

*played

;_;

His face vaguely reminds me of a female pornstar's, although I can't place whose.

Archetypal nu-male

This.

I don't know what it is, but his face just looks incredibly punchable.

JIM JAM DONT FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR DRAGON DILDOS HEHEHE

T-TWO BANANAS?

Can't grow the mustache part. It'd probably look all wispy and shit.

>that Wu logo in the back
so much shame is brought to them by this goober

i use to look like this. then i started to get a gut and got the bug to work out. finally packin on 170 and not looking like a lead singer of a p4k band

I sport worse facial hair and can confirm it's the lack of awareness option

>has autism
>still has a gf

what the fuck is your excuse Sup Forums?

Kind of sad. I never liked Static-X, it wasn't my kind of taste in music.
But at least he pushed on and didn't make a fool of himself like Puddle of Mudd or something like that.
Then he died a rockstar, only for his porno wife to end herself after.
Kind of sad.

I'm tryin'.
But I'm sure he's a cuck or she's some weirdo freak.

Hiding this thread because I can't stand seeing his goofy ass face in the catalogue.

Looks like one of those troll dolls