Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we meet up for a liquid breakfast in wetherspoons
>he looks like he hasn't slept in weeks and reeks of alcohol
>still cute tho
>by 11am i'm seven pints in and coked out of my mind
>he's fingering me at the bar while texting his dealer
>"i told him you'll suck his cock if he gives us £40 off the price of an 8-ball"
>the dealer arrives and i suck him off in the bathroom
>"fuck that was amazing, it's true what they say about heavy girls"
>mfw

So... you're fat?

I was a uk size 14 but I'm more like a 12 now since I started doing so much coke

its seems like it, hamplanet? we will need picks to corroborate!

this is similar to my bodyshape

you got problems

lay off the drugs

the coke is helping with my weight loss goals

Still not worth it dumbass

It doesn't matter how much you weigh, you're clearly gonna be a gross whore, skinny or fat.

catching AIDS from blowing strangers for drugs will help even more

seriously you've lost track of what is normal and safe.

you cant get HIV from sucking dick

...

So you’re an addict

>Sucks a dick for crack
>but muh weight loss

fucking christ you are disgusting, go suck another dick for more crack and o.d you filthy fucking slut. I hope your dad killed himself so he doesnt have to think about having such a worthless fucking daughter.

Amphetamines will help you much much more, they're cheaper so you won't be forced to suck off dealers for a discount (unless thats what you're into/who am I to judge)

Come over to Amsterdam sometime.

quality b8 m8. White knight = trigger 4chanz

kek and also this.

you dumb chubby broad, how do you live with yourself.

i'm not dumb

Get your life in order and get clean

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i'm not a thot

>fat, sucks unknown dick for coke after letting a bum finger you on the first date
>Not dumb

Whats an 8 ball? I always feel like poor people come up with kewl names for minimalistic amounts of drugs. Like a dime, wtf is that... can we talk business and not teenslang please? Thank you!

you've been posting alot lately. i can only assume Sup Forums will not help you sort out your life

just because i have a sex life doesn't mean i'm an idiot. i am more than just a dumb thot

i sitll think you are lying , that's not heavy, thats kinda chubby, you are more heavier than that probably

yea you can

ingesting infected fluid ,aka "sperm" can infect you, dumbass

doesn't sound like it

saliva kills hiv

you need help srsly, get off 4 Chan

muricas finest...

mixing heroin and cocaine or crack.

It's what killed Chris Farley.

This is true. Also the reason why many people use spit as a lubricant during sex, as it doubles as an official spermacide. Remember children, safety first!

Tits or gtfo fatty

prostitution is not really the same as a sex life...

UK actually, the thot is from there i believe

Thanks, who ever that person is. Dont need to explain, i take no interest towards how people are named.

Thats a speedball dumbass.

Tits or GTFO?

thats a speedball.
8ball is a measurement of a cocaine.

this and Tits or get the fuck out

b8

>murica
>£

oh.

Well I'm glad I'm no expert.

No speed ball is speed I take it with Mets, ,8 balls is weed and heroeen mix into snort pipe

you are a fat cow who has no drive to improve herself, you have no no drive to work hard. you would much rather do things the easy way then dig in your heels and work for something just once. hell you cant even diet and work out properly so you just choose to be a cokehead because lol easy way
Oh baby girl, gonna find you
I wanna see you go down
I wanna see you when you jump so high
I wanna see you when you turn it around

I wanna see you write a love song
I wanna see you go down
I wanna see you when you jump so high
I wanna see you when you turn it around

I wanna see you when you jump dive
I wanna see you go down
I wanna see you when you look so fine
I wanna see you when you turn it around

I wanna see you write a love song
I wanna see you go down
I wanna see you when you jump so high
I wanna see you when you turn it around

Oh baby girl, gonna find you
I wanted you to go down
I wanna see you when you jump so high
I wanna see you when you turn it around

I wanna see you write a love song
I wanna see you go down
I wanna see you when you look so fine
I wanna see you when you turn it around
make a change bitch before you dig your own grave for fucks sake

Slampig

8 ball is 3.5 grams like an eighth of weed. Refers to it being an eighth of an ounce. A dime is usually $10 of weed and that's a gram if you ain't a nigger. This is Westcoast druggie reporting in. Back to you fat UK coke whore.

Keksimus maximus

you retards still haven't figured out these are b8 threads

reminder that i pay 10 a g for hydro in New York
and its a straight g no.7 bullshit or a nigger gets clapped you hear?

Why are Sup Forums boys so mean

This thread went what 30min 2
Without a tits or gtfo..... Fucking pathetic liberal fuckboiz. Get the fuck out of here.

No I didn't hear, I read nigger.

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u dat hoe that got her filthy cunt puked all over on a bench the other day? ye i remmemr u, u nasty daft cow

>Listens to too much 50 cent

Fat and no tits? Feeling sorry for you.

Plus I didn't mention a .7 dime, sounds like you're the kind of nigger who gets shorted haha duck hydro nigger. I grow in the dirt from what your nigger ass came from.

I would rather inject a whole jar of marmite than do shitty stepped on britcuck coke.
>Meanwhile your sucking dicks for it

meth would work better for weight loss.

You've officially been whored out for drugs. How's the stable? I love trading drugs 4 sexual favours

I'm going to lose weight and get implants

Jesus what a pathetic human being. Literally every fat girl is almost always a bigger piece of shit then their skinny counter parts.

i wont be fat forever

This will be you

Stay fat. I love cumming in fat girls pussies

Also why the fuck haven’t you posted tits. You know the rules

i'm 24 and not that overweight. i won't have loose skin

No, we need pics of YOU.

You can't post pictures of a pornstar and be like "this is my type".

Ever think about a lifestyle change? Diet and exercise would work better you fat slut.

>sucks dick for coke
>not dumb

ooooooooookay...

Nah you're less than a dumb thot. You're a dumb FAT thot who's addicted to coke who's willing to suck off a stranger for 40p in a bathroom.

There's probably no hope for you OP.

I don't speak baboon. Can anyone translate this niggertalk to English?

Via nigger translate. com

“I can by marijuana that is very good. One full gram and I will not get ripped off with only 0.7 grams. Don’t rip me off or I will exercise my stereotypical behavior as a nigger and murder someone.”

Translation:

Need I remind you that the price levied to me for one gram of marijuana should always be no more than 10 dollars? This is especially true in this great city of New York. Let there be no confusion: the gram is just that, a gram. If after purchase I should find I had received less than 1 full gram, say seven tenths, or what have you, then the life of the fellow who transacted with me would be in grave danger.

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This could be b8 but does sound plausible, especially for someone north of the M4.