As King of Sup Forums, all of you that come in to this thread are my jests and you have to post material that can entertain the King. If you fail, you will either die (by different methods of execution) or be sentenced an X amount of years doing Y.
Good luck, my patience is waning!
As King of Sup Forums...
Jack Baker
Brody Nguyen
Faggot
Nathan Barnes
milk me daddy
Carson Clark
No wonder his wife got a divorce
Luis Nelson
Highly un-acceptable; Death by dismemberment for you
No
David Collins
...
Caleb Garcia
wrong post lol
we're on the watchlist KEK
Jose Baker
Funny but that's not enough for a king like ME!
Jason Fisher
...
Joseph Hernandez
...
Alexander Adams
:))
David Williams
...
Anthony Sanders
Funny, I'll spare you... for now
I don't like that look; Banishment from the Kingdom for 1 year for you
Matthew Parker
Hey King.
Joseph Barnes
Hello, now post something funny
Luke Peterson
(You)
The game.
Nathaniel Russell
Not funny enough, Death (by guillotine)
Carter Young
Heretic! only lord kek rules over /b
Kevin Ross
nice get you dumb nigger XD
Jayden Barnes
...
Ayden Roberts
Gah! A man of god but as said
Death by drowning (in holy water) for you
Eli Roberts
Sebastian Bell
you idiot you can't drown in holy water
you just drink it so you don't drown
Levi Roberts
You cannot kill a man of kek
Levi Cruz
>Who said that we will JUST drop you in liters of holy water
I will personally grab hold of your head and force you to breathe in the water until your lungs overflows with the water
Noah Fisher
As King, I can decree it!
>Also
Post something funny!
Adam Morales
Funny enough?
Ayden Sanchez
Was every channel made by the same person?
Christian Collins
>Not funny enough, try harder!
Jason Robinson
...
Benjamin Johnson
yes, all he does is play with toys and he types in all caps.
Carson Clark
How about this?
Alexander Stewart
Don't you fucking do it!!!
Charles Hughes
Funny, you may live... for now
No, not funny! Death by feral animal for you!
Cameron King
You will feel the wrath of kek
Brandon Phillips
...
Jordan Barnes
I have moar
Jackson Brooks
You will feel the wrath of my pimp hand if you don't post something funny! Sooner and not later!
Justin Powell
...
Eli Rodriguez
...
Ryder Price
I may die by the hand of a heretic but i know i will die faithfull to rhe one true ruler of Sup Forums
Lincoln Ross
delet this
Brody Myers
...
Jackson Brown
...
Carson Walker
You're doing the most
Oliver Powell
Sad to not only die delusional but die as an illiterate! Shame that we have this problem lingering in my kingdom!
Mason Campbell
Shadilay... faggot *drowns*
Levi Brown
>Shadilay
Goo riddance!
Kayden Davis
...
David Watson
Last one I'm gonna bother to post
Levi Turner
...
Grayson Ward
Top zozzle
Adam Hall
Thanks for the service, Court Jest
Funny, post more
Liam Thompson
GOOD RIDDANCE!
Dominic Sanchez
Oh kek! He killed a man of kek! He truly is serious! We must post more funny images!
Joshua Ortiz
...
Levi Watson
...
Landon Barnes
weak
as the Court Jest may I punish trashposters?
Jack Hughes
Damn right! Now post it!
Not funny enough! Post something funnier!
Hunter Green
You can punish the trashposters as you wish (unless they somehow convince me to exempt them otherwise)
Bentley Martin
Thank you my liege :)
Carson Foster
No problem!
Jordan Bailey
...
Adam Cox
...
Josiah Wood
pitiful
punishment: One week of labor at the local sweatshop. Attempt to escape will be dealt with a swift death via archer
Asher Howard
A mockery of humor! Death by impalement for you!
Hudson Collins
Wait, that sound better
I do like more money without extra cost!
Christopher Myers
Reminds me of my retard cousins drawings
Punishment: Autism rehabilitation (report to the retard center at the crack of dawn. failure to arrive will result in a night in the rape dungeon. Will attend daily until cured)
Zachary Gray
Such a sad day. At least alow him a proper burial
Evan Peterson
Yes, milord!
Jaxon Adams
Milord
Luis Cook
Do as you must... but after, you must post funny things for the KING
Jose Davis
Little to no kek
Punishment: I spit on your face and kick you in the balls
Jayden Perry
Oh god why!
Sebastian Sullivan
Actually report to the retard center immediatly.
Levi Martin
...
Lincoln Johnson
Minimal kek
May we reward good posts?
Sebastian Reyes
You can do so if I can't be present to make those rewards
David Jones
You suck ass and your pedestrians can't think of a new insult besides faggot
Kevin Cook
...
Logan Morris
Aaaaaaaaay lmaaao
Elijah Hill
DEATH BY MY DICK UP YOUR ASS
Nathan Mitchell
Are dubs suitable m'lord
Jayden Brown
no kek detected
Punishment: Forced to be legally married to a Niggerfaggot with no chance of divorce. If the niggerfaggot isn't satisfied with your performance then you will be hung by your balls and beat in the head by the local tard squadron
Jacob Turner
If you can obtain them! Those are hard to get! (No pun intended)
Tyler Foster
(Court Jest)
Only when they are stated and present
as they are not present, you will be beheaded with a very rusty butcher's knife.
William Rivera
Dubs are present, but not stated
No reward and no punishment. You may try again but beware the consequences
Robert Ramirez
Oh no! Sup Forums is controled by a tyrant! We must reclaim it! REBELION!!!
Camden Parker
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEBELION!!!
Asher Wright
Dubs of truth!
Evan Rogers
>Another illiterate
Man, you are like that dead guy some one buried!
Forced education for you!
Parker Hall
Over my dead body
Austin Morris
Those are not dubs!
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another
Lincoln Gomez
You have no army. We have legions upon legions
Logan Cook
But i have the power of kek
Nicholas Jenkins
Kek has not power, you have no army! In fact, you are not even alive!
Eli Lewis
REBEL
Benjamin Roberts
Your "kek" is powerless against a literal army, faggot
>mfw faggot uses religion against military strength
Jason Jackson
I will never die!!! RRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Xavier Peterson
*executes*