ITT:

ITT:
We predict 2018 events
singles: unlikely to happen
dubs:will probably happen
trips and better: will happen
I start
Mega earthquake in San Andreas fault

Israel nukes Iran, sparking off WWIII

Trump shares delicious chocolate cake with Kim jong un at mar a lago peace summit

Being a natural born male becomes banned in the United States. Other western democracies soon follow suit.

Op stops being a faggot

U.S. goes to war with North Korea

Trips replace Bitcoin as the most valuable crypto currency

Dubs i'll die by falling off a skyscraper letss gooo

I kill myself

Rerolllllll REEEEEEEEEEEEE

A cure for cancer is developed and acyually released publicly.

Sup Forums will reclaim its former glory

Trump busts a nut at the podium during the state of the union address

I find some of that happiness I've been looking for

garfield inflation fetish and force feeding porn becomes a meme

Windows XP and older will be used as a standard OS on every machine by force, no turning back.

Trump starts war with russia.
I have many 3somes before a quick death in nuke fire

people ease up on the trap threads so i don't have to keep running into them

we get definitive answer on whether or not traps are gay

Me actually getting fucking laid

Reroll

Trump will have a heart attack caused by his bad eating habits.

While at dinner with Melania. He will feel chest pain, can’t breath, fall into his mashed potatoes and gravy, drown in the gravy while Melania. watches and breathes a sigh of relief. No more fucking fat disgusting Trump and doesn't have to worry about prenup.

we already have one

the government is revealed to be a reptilian alien race and the earth is just one big comedy tv show for other aliens to watch bc of how retarded we are as humans

dwayne the rock johnson dies

There will be a mass shooting some where in the u.s.

Sup Forums becomes inaccessible through a major isp

Well, now we know this thread doesnt work.

north korea gets fat manned

I will become a wizard through the powers of being a virgin and a massive fucking faggot

No dubs in this thread lol
And chinese scientists finally make a super human

This is now a no-dubs thread. No dubs, trips, or quads will happen after this post. Kek

Sup Forums shuts down

roll

traps will still be gay

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ISIS will reclaim its glory and create a caliphate stretching from Al-Andalus to Indonesia and from Kazachstan to Kenya. Inshallah

It will come to light and the public will be aware finally Adolf Hitler didn't actually die during WW2 and he's been living underground with other Nazi's planning a come back. Although because we found them so soon. Because of a little boy named John Robinson from Tuscan on a family vacation in Europe stumbled into a cavern and found nazi memorabilia. He then reported to his father and then the investigation occurred. Thus the underground Nazis are not able to fulfill their plan because they've been compromised. Rolling for trips

All of the chans will be killed

THE LEFTWING MONGOLIODS WILL CRAWL BACK UP THEIR MOTHERS ASS AND NEVER RETURN TO THE CIVILIZED WORLD. !roll

ebic 4chinz memes will become CEASE TO EXIS

i will die

finally someone gets dubs on this thread

OP dies

I will get laid

Our jewish masters put "White Genocide" plan into it's final stage.

this is how you become immortal
i will die in the next thousand years

Terrorists will create and detonate nuclear devices in major cities around the world. Billions will die and the world will be without power for decades.

NO

Trump and putin will fuck eachother

Tom Hanks will die.

op will accept his badge of faggotry and proceed to hang himself

no NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

would work if thread didn't say "2018 events"

So would these

one band will end by the death of one of its integrants.

North Korea does some kind of terrorist attack on the Olympics in South Korea.

I'll stop being a sad bitch

forgot to say "major"
if 444444 Sup Forums will die today

leonardo da vinci will die

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In the Swedish Elections during 2018 the Nordic Resistance (fascists) will gain power, and there will be a huge right wing movement world wide.

north korean missile explodes on the launchpad, kills half the country

dipshit

I'll move out and get a girlfriend

Race war 2018 gas all kikes

Drumpf will assassin?

're roll

Piss gate unloads. Trump's footage get's leaked of him getting pissed on by hookers.

race war starts

Kek

I find happiness

Shia Labeouf has a mental breakdown and commits a mass shooting

Dubs in this entire thread actually come true, but exactly opposite their original wording. Trips and above remain unchanged

Getting a qt gf in 2018

reroll

Facebook buys Sup Forums

I convert to Islam>faking it to be a muslim> merry muslim bitch>have kids with her >feed my kids with bacon and stuff make them turn to infidels > use muslim wife just for my seeds >with this strategy we remove islam forever >we take their wifes and they fuck goats

Breaking news
Mass shooting in America

Just kidding that will always happen

I decide to finally get in shape, become healthier, and lose weight.

reeeeeeeeroll

I will kill myself.

ill get a gf

I fuck OP's mom and make him eat the cum out of her pussy

wasted

The super volcano beneath Yellowstone goes boom at last.

Kek dubs of truth

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fourth reich will rise and wipe niggers from our planet.

Her and I get back together for good this time.

girlfriends for everyone in this thread

daaaaamn, looks like i probably will :)) thx OP

Double wasted.
>these two idiots kill themselves

Double dubs means it's an absolute certainty.

i am making a note of this, if you turn out to be right i will unironically beleive in meme magic

Pot goes legal nationwide in the US

>911
holy shit
also roll for fascist civil wars in every white country

Double dubs of double truth

it keeps creepyn the hell out of me. One day da shit will blow up.

triple dubs.