Holy shit im over at my friends house and he s drunk off his ass

Holy shit im over at my friends house and he s drunk off his ass
He literally drank medicinal,70% alcohol
Im scared shitless and everybody tells me he s fine
Fuckin help me Sup Forums
Noe he s saying he thought thr russians attacked us
Pic related,thats him

(Update)
Now he's listening to Sabaton while swearing harder than a sailor
What the fuck is going on anymore

>drank medicinal,70% alcohol
>Medicinal alcohol

Induce vomiting.

That shits poison homie.

quick get him to sign a document saying he's leaving all his earthly possessions to you. hurry up.

HE GONA DIE NIGGA

If he drank Isopropyl Alcohol, get him to the ER fast, or he's going to die.
Or pass out now, and wake up wondering the fuck happened forgetting that you made a thread and wondering why your friend is dead.

Post pics though. I've always wanted to see what would happen to some one who drank Isopropyl Alc.

You can't get drunk off of that. They had chemicals to it so that you can't get drunk. Tell your friend to stop faking it

(Update)
He got up and is taking a piss.
But im sure hes fine
We are from romania and i saw old hobos drink entir bottles unfiltered and still live on fine.

assuming this is true, I'm surprised hes conscious
Phone emergency services! He could legit die

Ingredients of the stuff he drank

rip cold war user's liver
pic related, arby's

Also he took like 2 small sips
And now he apparently woke up and he s talking to me
God please tell me he s gonna be fine

Can't read shit language. Translate it for us

Dude, you should not drink that stuff. Seek medical attention immediately.

did drunk user slap the phone out of your hands for being autistic and trying to photograph him pissing

Medicinal alcohol

Cocksuckers gonna go blind.

>70%
nibba do you know what stroh is

Translate it yourself you faggot

You didn't say he only had two tiny sips faggot

>We are from romania
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

tell your friend to enjoy the blindness

How about you mention how much he drank next time faggot? I'd imagine 2 sips won't do much, but it won't do any good.
More bad than good.

if ingested seek medical attention?

in caz de inghitire, a se consulta medicul .?

Dumbass, he's going to go blind and probably suffer permanent kidney and liver damage. Get him to a hospital.

(Update)
He started wandering around the house and went back to rest
He's saying he s fine and he s swearing at me like its christmas morning

Yea he gonna die nigga

Listen up you Gypsy inbred. Do you want help or not? Translate your shit language or start buying American.

phone a fucking ambulance you complete retard

Yeah

MAKE HIM WRITE AN ALLIMONEY QUICK

>70% alcohol
Thats not even strong you fucking pussies

Fake and gay, niggers have nothing better to do on new years, everyone in this thread needs to get out of the house, fucking plebs man i swear.

by medicinal he probably means hospital ethanol which is partly methanol and can kill you.

(Update)
He got up,read the entire thread and went to take a shit
>friend could die
>im sitting here laughing at what you faggots write
Arent i just the best friend ever

Im seriously so drunk i shat kidney stones trying to care

GUYS HE DRANK ETHYL ALCHOHOL I TRANSLATED IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HES GONNA DIE

>Or pass out now, and wake up hungover wondering what the fuck happened, forgetting that you made a thread and wondering why your friend is dead.
I'm thinkin' this is gonna be what happens. They're gonna be

God fuckin help us

Quints and I drink the rest of this bottle

Hes gonna go blind... Good job

If it's 70%, it isn't drinkable.
There is a difference between medicinal and consumable alcohol: The vodka you drink consists of pure alc and water. That's fine. But in medicinal stuff they put toxic ingredients so retards like your friend don't get the idea of just buying cheap 70% and habving fun.

Wasnt ours
We re at his cousin hours and how HES DRINKING BEER JESUS THE RETARD

Should i just fuckin shoot him and end his misery?

why do people sill fail to understand what denatured alcohol is?

it's literally poisoned so that it cannot be used as a beverage, and it's cheap because it isn't subject to the "sin taxes" that governments apply to booze.

Do it but put that pathetic log away

Hospital now!!! At the least he may go blind, get him to vomit, feed him activated charcoal if you have any. (If there is a fish tank there,will be some in the filter bags.)

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user that drank the shit here, im okay im eating chicken rn

What is "him"? I can't tell what the fuck you are aiming at

How old are you m8. Looking like you 15-16 max

So drunk that neither can i tbh

Hia friend here
Both of us are 16 yo tards