How are you going to ejaculate for the first time in 2018?
>Be me. Home for xmas. Not seen girlfriend in a week
>Horny as hell. Been working out and taking zinc.
> See gf on Thurs. Will have not came for 14days.
>GF agrees she will let me cum on her face or swallow my cum.
> can't decide if either is good enough for such a gathering
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Let me know if you got better ideas to deposit two weeks worth of cum.
Thanks bois
In ass
On her face. It should be glorious.
We've only done anal twice and not recently.
Cumming in her arse might be a good option provided I get permission.
Got lots of lube ordered and also a massive inflatable dildo fyi.
Make her hold It in her ass all day
I might get her to show me the cum in her mouth and take a picture of it.
Or if she's up for it. Cum in her, make her squeeze it into a shot glass and then down it
creampie from behind
She likes it from behind as well.
Whatever I go through with I'll take a picture and upload it on here.
honestly I never go the pure facial route, I like to shoot from a distance and just fuckin cover her from belly button to forehead
If you have saved up for as long as you say you have she should be absolutely covered.
Usually when I've not wanked for this long i cum absolute buckets. It could even shoot over her face so I'll need good aim. I guess I'll get to see my reward better that way
Blow in her raw. Then hold up a black piece of construction paper between her legs and punch her in the stomach then take pics of results.
Thats why I said to back up a little, its better to undershoot and still get it all over her than to miss completely
Do it while she sleeps so she wakes up while u but on her face
What about if I just came all over her pussy and make her really messy?
Ah but I could cum inside her and then cum again and then ask her to creampie herself for the entire sack
Youre doing Gods work, user.
Best of luck for the biggest nut.
All of these are really good options
In her ass. If you bust a two week nut balls deep in her ass, you’ll transcend
An out of body experience if I cum in her ass aye?
Sounds too good to be true
Today has been a funny day here
Hopefully tonight at a new years party. Gonna be at a friend's shop, so I wanna do it behind the building or something and bust all over my girl's face and have her "forget" to wipe some of it off her clothes when we go back
Same
Won't get to fuck for a week. So I imagine I'll get bored and Jack it tomorrow
Already told my gf that I'm going to start blowing my load in her pussy, quick-switch to her ass for a squirt or two, then she's going to suck the last few drops out after I'm done. I call this the "trifecta".
Every hole shall have my seed in it before morning. I just have to make sure I don't get so drunk I wind up with whiskey dick. Best laid plans of mice and men and all that. kek.