Trips decides my new years resolution

trips decides my new years resolution

you will fap to a different loli every day

reroll

re roll again

every piss is to be taken down your leg

Quit sucking dicks

Shit on a toilet seat, like in pic, once a week.

Kys.

Hahaha fucking trips

become a sex offender

save all of your piss in bottles, bathe in it next new year

wear a butt plug every weekend

start wearing sissy pouch panties

shit with the door open, everywhere you go

All shits will be upper deckers

Become a trap. Start posting your before pics, fag.

when you pee in urinals, drop your pants and your underwear all the way to the floor, hold your shirt up with both hands. you fagit

get a boyfriend, call him a fagit at the next new years, "SIKE! IM NOT GAY"

You will never wipe your ass again

spank your moms ass

This

go the whole year single, tell every girl interested in you that youre a gay fagit

suck as many dicks as possible

shit this is good

wear perfume and scented girly lotions

give your car to a homeless person, get a bike

fuck a dog

shit yourself, post it on facebook

attack a cop

Reroll

nothing

oh snap, rerolllll

oh snap son

What a fucking waste.

eat shit and die fagit
OP, do get drunk and dont worry about stupid resolutions

Rolling