Piss a guitar player off with four words. I'll start:

Piss a guitar player off with four words. I'll start:
Detune one-half step.

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>death metal

this song is easy

"I fucked your girlfriend"

hitler did nothing wrong (except that he failed).

or for any genre or any song that isn't three in G lol

How is that supposed to piss a guitar player off? If anything most would just nod solemnly.

U sound like bieber

pink floyd are shit

it pisses off most people. the fact their a guitar player doesnt change their view of hitler.

Tune in drop d

Play stairway you nigger

kashmir in standard tuning

I prefer playing a half-step tuned down. Not sure what the issue is there.

"Can you play [song]?"

Play some Skynyrd, man.

Do you know wonderwall?

The issue is being asked to mid-set when you're already in Standard. Then you have to sit there and annoy the audience for two minutes while you properly intonate.

Ugh, SWTH is such a cliche song.

just get a guitar with one of those shitty robotic tuner things gibson is putting on everything.

Oh, yeah that'd be annoying.

pantera is so shit

BASSIST DOES IT BETTER

Read this sheet music

Hilt Fretboard Inside Asshole

bass is better, fag

they really are though. dimebag was objectively a pretty good guitar player, but the music they made sounded like a shitty teenager garage band. vinny paul's new band was complete cringe, I went to see them thinking it would be ok southern bluesy metal but it was more like nickelback.

Just follow the bass

anyone who thinks that downtuning is a problem: is the problem

Kek.

Transpose this to G#

Read this music sheet.

Dimebag was the best.

Fucked your whore mother

Can u turn up the mids?

Valve amps sound shit

He was fucking amazing though

Play Sweet Home Alabama

>with four words

Bass is better

Hardly the best, but definitely decent.

Computer plays guitar better.

Here's the sheet music

Bass is under appreciated

it's literally the greatest guitar song ever written

Do you know (insert random other guitarist someone knows that they assume you know because all guitarists live in one massive shantytown sharing toothbrushes or some shit)

nickelback is pretty heavy

You play another instrument?

Who the fuck is going to randomly ask you to tune down a half step in the middle of a gig? The only time I could imagine not knowing what you're playing beforehand is an improv-heavy jazz set or something and they want to a play a standard in Eb. In which case you better be good enough to transpose that shit if you're playing a gig like that. Still doesn't really make any sense

That makes me so angry i can taste pennies

Strat or Les Paul?

I dont like fish, but I do like phish.

doesn't really piss anyone off, it's basically just a dead meme

why? you know the lead singer married avril lavigne, who is like the queen of punk, right?

I can actually still work out an Eb in standard. There are equivalent chords all over the place. You know this if you play jazz, but if you're a newfag it will confuse the fuck out of you cos you think everything needs a capo.

yea, relatively speaking. it's just not for me, though plenty of people like them so I wont jump on the hate bandwagon.

shitty guitarists always fall apart when you ask them to play in a flat key

I like that "rift"

in four words it doesnt piss anyone off. if you try to actually make the case that the worst thing hitler did was that he didnt finish what he started it will piss off a lot of people, even though it's kind of true.

You're all pedals, man.

FREEBIRD!! DO FREEBIRD, PUSSY!

Why do guitarists need to re-tune to play in a different key?

because they only know like 4 chord shapes

it's also why they're always using capos

No Stairway To Heaven

youtube.com/watch?v=xXlYt5JCrZw

apparently he was actually going to play stairway, but zepplin refused to allow them to use it in the movie, so they made a joke out of it instead

niggers tongue my anuz

Change keys mid-song

No it actually had Stairway in the theatrical release, I remember it clearly. They changed it after.

That edit is the closest I could find to the theatrical version.

You know theory, right?

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Wait 11/2 or 1/2

Better than most, I would say.

Guitarfag here and idgaf about pink Floyd nice try tho

This is in 5/4.

How would that piss a guitar player off

That's how I learned it

true. If anything, it makes playing power chords easier.

free bird

Eb

False

You're playing bass now

There's a tasty maiden tune in drop d I think it's the book of thel

you can't pissoff a true guitarist too fucked up on drugs

thats actually one of the instruments computer are absolute shit at playing.

There's no solo here.

Creed, best band ever

>here's some sheet music

get a real instrument homos

Seven strings are better

Zappa is unlistenable shit

hendrix was a fag

Drop d is for pussy metalfags

Have you checked out guitar virtual instrument sample libraries lately? They're actually pretty good now, I'd say on the level of drum sampling in that it's still noticeably fake when you know what to listen for but pretty damn usable. Especially for metal stuff when distortion can cover up the absence of subtleties

>metal

Very nice, you triggered me with only one word

true

That instrument is overrated

underrated post

My band has almost broken up twice because of that shit. Fucking normalfags

Beer tastes so bad.

Ok nigger

Fuck off asshole.

If it takes you 2 minutes to detune one half step, you've got a problem

>tfw floyd rose