Why the fuck are you the Sup Forums like my faggot ass on New Years?

Why the fuck are you the Sup Forums like my faggot ass on New Years?

Fuuk that grill s hot

Because I sobered up 19 months ago. Life is great

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weather outside is frightening. cold af

coz Sup Forums is life

You ask, you receive

I don't have any friends to party with, and my girlfriend is "depressed" so she bailed on me at like 6:00 this afternoon even though we were planning to spend the night together.

Is it? Is it really? Im trying to quit drinking and slow down on ganja, and im miserable

Because:
>I don't drink on amateur night.
>Have to be at work at 4am tomorrow.

Chillin with a fat joint.

Im fucking sick, user. It's a damn shame too, I've got champagne in my fridge I received for Christmas. I may drag my snotty-nosed ass down the road to a friends party if I stare at the bottle long enough though, not sure.

>LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOOOW

I work the graveyard shift at the city morgue. I dissect bodies all night and sometimes ill take a nap or masturbate on the couch in the office. The holidays are always booming with suicides and vehicle accidents. Good times lads. Good times.

Drinking was my thing with occasional weed. I still have cravings but they are fewer. Trust me it wasn't easy! One of the things that's kept me sober is the $. Not just the money I save on booze/weed, but the $ I started making because I got up every morning. I made $125,000 more this year.

How long has it been? Drank and smoked all the time. Fucking hated me. Used kratom, about 4g every day for about 2 months and felt great. Dropped kratom as I transitioned into working out. Started with push ups or whatever 3 days a week. I have focus and finally know what it feels like to not want to die.

Because I'm still at work.


Also my date cancelled at the last possible fucking minute, so I guess I'm drinking alone tonight.

Damn, what the hell do you do to make that?

19 months sober. Working out definitely helps. Just staying busy is key. Never forgetting those god awful hangovers!

I own a clean up business. Kinda like 1 800 got junk.

I drank too much over the past few days and have no desire to booze tonight.

Remembering the hangovers is such a huge influence. When I was a drunk I just never made the connection.

Im taking a shit, fuck off

I cleaned this house out this week. 2 - 3 foot of garbage throughout the entire house. The lady had 20 cats......

its like 13F outside here in philadelphia and me and the girlfriend dont like the cold. ive only left once in the past two weeks.

I'm distracting myself because my girl is sick with mono and is celebrating it with her family (i think) but i have this awful feeling that shes not with her family and shes gonna kiss someone else when the ball drops, and i know thats not the case but im paranoid having been cheated on before. Also my adderall is giving me the shakes and making my paranoia a lot worse
Generally having a bad time

Because I'm single and have no friends.

Lost all my fun friends

U cant just get sober. U hafta get sober AND fix the underlying issues.

She told you she has mono to throw you off. There's going to be miles of cock pass her lips tonight.

>be preachy, boring and go to meetings your whole life
>drink once in a while socially and enjoy the wierd reactions your body has to the poison
Pick one

Girlfriend has mono and you don't. She is out and you're not. Fuck dude.

Shes had mono for like a week or two
We aren't officially dating or anything, havent kissed, so no i wouldnt have mono. Shes 100% into me, i know that much, but starting 2018 with a sham would make me want to an hero

This is her tonight

Does someone need a meeting?

Brother, read your reply. At most you might, fucking might, be a third-string emergency dick. She is 100% is with and laughing and fucking another guy tonight.

Because I have no friends, money, looks, or social skills.
And it's cold outside.

We would be going out by now had she not been sick. We've already arranged to start going out seriously once shes better. Shes been basically bed-ridden for the past week or 2
And she knows im not into casual shit like id cut it off so fucking fast if it wasnt a serious thing

this

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Yeesh

Honestly I just don't wanna party

Because if I got drunk again I'd probably kill myself. It'd be so much easier if I knew I wouldn't be seen as being 100% responsible for finally doing it

Going out is overrated. It was cool when I was 17-23. Now I’m 26 therefore old so my husband and I are in bed sharing a joint before we pass out.

>10/10, better than last year

>We've already arranged to start going out seriously once shes better.

What century are you in? Some guy is slipping his hands under her skirt this second.

It's a meme holiday no one actually cares about. And I'm a living failure.

You homo?

interracial faggots

trip's

Does this get you going?

What, getting close to someone then asking them out? She's only slept with a few guys, most if not all of which she was dating

White balls on a black guy?

No im a woman.
And you can’t see my tits sry.
#virgin4ever

Because I'm a highschool flunky and my family doesn't fucking want to be around a failure

6 am here nigger drunk af just came back home suck a dick americuck

Long night out eh