Since a few hours ago an impostor decided to drop by with a picture of my hand that I tweeted, here's the real me...

Since a few hours ago an impostor decided to drop by with a picture of my hand that I tweeted, here's the real me. Happy new year Sup Forums!

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Happy new year! Can you post a photo what your hand looks like when closed?

here u go fren

Shoop. Post webm to prove

You look like one of those monsters in The Forest

jaaemien uj fuckjte stope postibgnf ong b and goo talktk to demfon

can you do the okay hand symbol near your leg

alsfoe you haver yert to do mere envte n thoo I rt

How good are you at PC gaming? Is it a little difficult with your hand layout?

this

this

Hi annon, good to see you again.

Holy tits it's been fucking months since you've posted. What's up buddy!

here you go you dumb faggot

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY

Very good, used to be semi-pro in League and SC2

Just celebrating the new year

Sure nextp ost

THEY ALL HATED ME
I WILL KILL YOU
I WILL
I HAVE TO
- 4bot1111
aka chan

Do you masturbate with that hand? Is your other hand also like that?

is it weird that I find your hand attractive?

happy new year nice hearing back from you

Sometimes I guess

No, it's happened before

y-you too user-kun :3~

Where do you life? Is it a genetic thing or did ur mom swallowed some fucking radion? Is it operable? i would honestly cut that thing off and get a cyborg hand if i were you..

And tell the chicks you were at war and it got bombed while you saved the president or something

i sead this you idote vocaroo.com/i/s1otWItPvCG9

DEMON IS ASLEEP YOU BIG DUMMY SHES A TIRED GF

Netherlands and no it's non genetic. Just something wrong during pregnancy

No I tell them I am lord of crabs

thats some fucking alien shit man i like it xddd

ayy lmao

You

no one give a fuck about presidents bitches love puppies

u say him idiote and you're the one with the verbal and typing disability LUL

can you snap your fingers?

sup crab man

fuck it man, you dont need your index or middle finger anyways

wwaek rher up leik a mand

like a man? how do men wake up women?

suht hup faggotr its caleld being FDRUNG

...

Cool. So, what's your power?

Happy New Year m8.

God damn crab man imposter better be banned. Long live The Lord of the Crabs!

No it's not. It's called being disabled.

Has Xel'lotath risen again to usher in the age of Eternal Darkness, plunging all mankind into insanity?

Titankick

HAPPY NEW YEAR user

I ascend to my throne

I'm also abe on an odyssey
I'm quaid and starting the reactor
I'm ET and phoning home
I'm the thing and I'm killing all of you

No just here for some tendies

Dude you should be our new king, something for us foreveralones to aspire to. FFS you've got crab appendage and still managed to have a gf, that's some inspiring shit right there.

This. King of Sup Forums

A new year that brings a new king.
I like it.

imgur.com/a/WC3b2

Dubs approve

I'm never taking cryptocurrency advice from a jew.

Fuck man, broken leg? how'd it happen? or is that a brace?

Dick pic pls?

come on let us see you stroke your dick with that thing

A new age is upon us

Nah

underdeveloped left leg. Nice brace.

getting a gf is easy just don't be a fucking retard

Crab Chan how do we summon you in the future?

Not being a retard/autist is difficult for most here. You could reign as a semi-deity among these men.

How much do you hate Total Recall?

>Disciple of Cthulhu

Lost

Can you do some kino hand shadows?

how big is your dick

OMG! ITS FREAKY HAND BRO!
DUUUUDE WTF IS UP!?
HAVE A GOOD 2017?
LOOKIN FOREWARD TO A BETTER 2018?
you rock btw.
Hope yer making the best of everything!

How do you grip your dick when you jack off?

Dude. No shit: if yer in texas we need to meet and get fuckin drunk as shit!
You have an open invite to my house if you are anywhere near fort hood texas.
Straight fuckin talk bro not even kidding.

December 31st 2017
The day fuckin crab hand chan showed the fuck up.

| just claw it bro. Abuse my deformed stinkworm to the beat of Lady Gaga's Born This Way

WHO KNOWS

My 2017 was great. My 2018 lining up to be even greater vro.

average

aint gonna let a nigga disrespect my turf

He better be here for the start of 19

Can I quote you for my ig?

whats your gf look like?

I am actually serious. If you do indeed live near fort hood texas then please let me know. I will happily have you over and we will get fucking drunk as sgit and do something stupid. Probably vidya, or modding a rig of some sort. But still drunk as shit (as i am now) and hanging out for the lolz.

Sure if you want

Your typical Scandinavian blue eyed tall blonde

I do not, but I travel hella lot

Of course

HOLY KEK THAT'S AN AWSOME DEFORMITY YOU GOT THERE

so questions:

do you play any instrument?

do you use it in a special way to sex up your gf?

did you find stuff only you can do because of your quad-finger?

also answer:
and
(the second part)

plz reply with the "rock on" gesture in pic, HAPPY NEW YEAR.

would you be pissed if i called you roboleg?
back in high school i was friends with this black guy with an underdeveloped leg and we all called him roboleg but that didn't stop him from playing basketball

I think you are missing a finger on your hand man

Your hand reminds me of the Predator