Since a few hours ago an impostor decided to drop by with a picture of my hand that I tweeted, here's the real me. Happy new year Sup Forums!
Since a few hours ago an impostor decided to drop by with a picture of my hand that I tweeted, here's the real me...
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Happy new year! Can you post a photo what your hand looks like when closed?
here u go fren
Shoop. Post webm to prove
You look like one of those monsters in The Forest
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can you do the okay hand symbol near your leg
alsfoe you haver yert to do mere envte n thoo I rt
How good are you at PC gaming? Is it a little difficult with your hand layout?
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Hi annon, good to see you again.
Holy tits it's been fucking months since you've posted. What's up buddy!
here you go you dumb faggot
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY
Very good, used to be semi-pro in League and SC2
Just celebrating the new year
Sure nextp ost
THEY ALL HATED ME
I WILL KILL YOU
I WILL
I HAVE TO
- 4bot1111
aka chan
Do you masturbate with that hand? Is your other hand also like that?
is it weird that I find your hand attractive?
happy new year nice hearing back from you
Sometimes I guess
No, it's happened before
y-you too user-kun :3~
Where do you life? Is it a genetic thing or did ur mom swallowed some fucking radion? Is it operable? i would honestly cut that thing off and get a cyborg hand if i were you..
And tell the chicks you were at war and it got bombed while you saved the president or something
i sead this you idote vocaroo.com
DEMON IS ASLEEP YOU BIG DUMMY SHES A TIRED GF
Netherlands and no it's non genetic. Just something wrong during pregnancy
No I tell them I am lord of crabs
thats some fucking alien shit man i like it xddd
ayy lmao
You
no one give a fuck about presidents bitches love puppies
u say him idiote and you're the one with the verbal and typing disability LUL
can you snap your fingers?
sup crab man
fuck it man, you dont need your index or middle finger anyways
wwaek rher up leik a mand
like a man? how do men wake up women?
suht hup faggotr its caleld being FDRUNG
...
Cool. So, what's your power?
Happy New Year m8.
God damn crab man imposter better be banned. Long live The Lord of the Crabs!
No it's not. It's called being disabled.
Has Xel'lotath risen again to usher in the age of Eternal Darkness, plunging all mankind into insanity?
Titankick
HAPPY NEW YEAR user
I ascend to my throne
I'm also abe on an odyssey
I'm quaid and starting the reactor
I'm ET and phoning home
I'm the thing and I'm killing all of you
No just here for some tendies
Dude you should be our new king, something for us foreveralones to aspire to. FFS you've got crab appendage and still managed to have a gf, that's some inspiring shit right there.
This. King of Sup Forums
A new year that brings a new king.
I like it.
Dubs approve
I'm never taking cryptocurrency advice from a jew.
Fuck man, broken leg? how'd it happen? or is that a brace?
Dick pic pls?
come on let us see you stroke your dick with that thing
A new age is upon us
Nah
underdeveloped left leg. Nice brace.
getting a gf is easy just don't be a fucking retard
Crab Chan how do we summon you in the future?
Not being a retard/autist is difficult for most here. You could reign as a semi-deity among these men.
How much do you hate Total Recall?
>Disciple of Cthulhu
Lost
Can you do some kino hand shadows?
how big is your dick
OMG! ITS FREAKY HAND BRO!
DUUUUDE WTF IS UP!?
HAVE A GOOD 2017?
LOOKIN FOREWARD TO A BETTER 2018?
you rock btw.
Hope yer making the best of everything!
How do you grip your dick when you jack off?
Dude. No shit: if yer in texas we need to meet and get fuckin drunk as shit!
You have an open invite to my house if you are anywhere near fort hood texas.
Straight fuckin talk bro not even kidding.
December 31st 2017
The day fuckin crab hand chan showed the fuck up.
| just claw it bro. Abuse my deformed stinkworm to the beat of Lady Gaga's Born This Way
WHO KNOWS
My 2017 was great. My 2018 lining up to be even greater vro.
average
aint gonna let a nigga disrespect my turf
He better be here for the start of 19
Can I quote you for my ig?
whats your gf look like?
I am actually serious. If you do indeed live near fort hood texas then please let me know. I will happily have you over and we will get fucking drunk as sgit and do something stupid. Probably vidya, or modding a rig of some sort. But still drunk as shit (as i am now) and hanging out for the lolz.
Sure if you want
Your typical Scandinavian blue eyed tall blonde
I do not, but I travel hella lot
Of course
HOLY KEK THAT'S AN AWSOME DEFORMITY YOU GOT THERE
so questions:
do you play any instrument?
do you use it in a special way to sex up your gf?
did you find stuff only you can do because of your quad-finger?
also answer:
and
(the second part)
plz reply with the "rock on" gesture in pic, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
would you be pissed if i called you roboleg?
back in high school i was friends with this black guy with an underdeveloped leg and we all called him roboleg but that didn't stop him from playing basketball
I think you are missing a finger on your hand man
Your hand reminds me of the Predator