Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

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i know where cotton-eye joe came from and where he went

I let the dogs out

trump share secrets with russia by minecraft chat

I didn't really like her. I just needed an outlet for some emotions.

Im curious about naked little girls, but im not pedo. I like adult girls. But im curious aand i cant find any :( help pls

lol are you like 8yo?

i call my ejaculate my emotions also

fbi.gov has lots

I caught my dad once time fuckin' my sister. I got so angry. To get back at him, I fucked his sister.

I graduate college in 5 months. I picked a shit degree, made zero friends, made zero connections, and I'm probably gonna end with a below average GPA. The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would ruin my mom's life.

i have something on my dick

There's still time user. Apply for some internships, look into Americorps, cut down on marijuana/drinking and try to keep your head up.

Don't compare yourself. I do it all the time and it gets me nowhere.

picrel

this is hilarious and I hope it's true.

Depending on how hot my daughter was, I'd probably fuck the shit out of her too. What else happened?

I'm absolutely obsessed with downblouse hunting when I'm in public.
At every opportunity I'm glancing at girls tops to see if they are wearing an oversized bra and also to see if I can get into a good position to look down their top into their bra.
It's draining because I'm looking at all times in the mall and super markets.
Sometimes I spend my whole lunch break at work walking around the mall looking for oversized bras and trying to see nipples.
My absolute favourite type are the padded bras that teens wear, and they don't realise the bra gap it creates where you can see their nipples from the right angle

Didn't even see her. Only talked online.

I really like looking at dicks even though i'm still hetero. Just the thought of a big dick in my mouth and choking in cum makes me want to fuck a dude. Not really sure if i'm gay but i think i'm bi. Also not really sure if i need to tell somebody

I go over to my mother in-laws house to do various things she can't do herself(heavy lifting, etc.). She's in her early 50's. Her used panties smell like absolute heaven, and I fap to them constantly. I'd fuck the living shit out of her if given the opportunity.

i like bread

dude women in their 50s are fucking heavenly.

So soft and kind and delicate- if you ever get to fuck one, it's incredible. I had a 52 year old girlfriend in my 20s- she taught me how to fuck her gently/affectionately instead of just thrusting like a neanderthal (there's fun in that too, but she wasn't sturdy enough to withstand it)

Also, I came inside her every single time. It was heaven.

You monster

I was friend zoned by this girl in high school but we remained friends ever since and now I spend a lot my free time trying to get her nudes (ANY WAY POSSIBLE) cause I’m to scared I’ll ruin the friendship if I ask her to fuck

You’d love my ex, her weirdly shaped tits barely fit any bra she wore

I'm married and once sucked a dildo for another married woman on cam. She was overweight, unnattractive, and told before the start that she was a feminist. I did everything she told me, and more. My wife doesn't know exactly what happened, although I confessed in broad terms, she forgave me, and requested not to know. I know it can never happen again, but, for reasons I don't quite understand, it was one of the most thrilling experiences of my life.

do you steal her underwear?

Really? Could you see her nipples constantly?

oh stop it user, you're makin' me blush

this is the most retarded secret so far.

I like fucking my gf vjj.
No homo though

i enjoy watching people get executed, burned alive, or getting their dicks cut off, but i cry when anime girls die

Not constantly, her boobs seemed to change shape alot. Whenever she wore a lowcut top though they if you looked down her top you could see it all. She was way too stupid to notice, and hey im not complaining.

What do I care, I have a growth on my pecker.

Did you ever notice other guys trying to sneak a look?

anyone good at xray or photoshop? trying to determine if a girl has pierced nipples....kik me johnnybee283

I never said I wasn't retarded, and not the reaction I wanted, but I'll take it. It is, indeed, proof of retardation, so I won't argue against it.

Why not just ask? Most girls who do are prety open. If she takes offense, just tell her you were kidding and that it was a joke.

fair enough. I just don't know what to make of it.

Not really what I'm used to in these threads:

>I fuck my sister
>I raped my friend when she was drunk
>I sucked a dildo for a fat feminist I met online and confessed to my wife

My cousin is out there making some fucking loser happier than he deserves by giving him the greatest blowjobs of his life.

I'm the one who taught her/let her practice on for years and years.

Literally all you have to do is google nudist colony.

What do you see?

>2017+1
>being this retarded

i lolerskated and i liked it.

Im too scared to leave my controlling relationship even though hes cheating and lying to me just because i feel like its the best ill have and i depend on him, as in he won't let me work so he pays and owns everything.

bmp

I think it's super wrong for me to get kn a relationship, cause I have depression

pink is not a real color

I still eat unhealthy food. youtu.be/Kw13wlWOhqM

i mean, i'll pay your way (without cheating) as long as you're not a cunt and are willing to let me use your cunt

I really want to fuck my gf's mom, we're sort of broken up rn and I've been flirting with her mom these past couple of days but we live in different towns (I'm in uni) I'm pretty sure she's into me and she only speaks spanish which I'm not really good at lol

I sucked duck when i was 8. Am i gay, i like women and have had sex with women. Please help.

umm how? How is it less of a colour than indigo or orange?

>sucked duck

always makes me fucking laugh, no matter how innocuous the mistake, no matter how stupid it sounds.

Last day in uniform prior to my transitional leave and my wife tells me she wants a divorce after almost 20 years.

Im not sure what to say, itd be nice, but i dont know how thatd even happen. I try to be a nice person. It doesnt work out that was sometimes. Im pretty sure its the words i use and how say things. Like i probably seem dumb from the little ive already said.

Why does she want a divorce?

In high school I had a huge crush on this girl who would not give me the time of day. At our 20 year reunion she came with her daughter and I ended up hooking up with her daughter.

because it does not exist. pink is a mix of red and violet, where in the rainbow do red and violet mix? no where, they are on opposite ends, RedOYGBIViolet. pink is just an illusion formed by our mediocre brains.

So there´s a neighbor of mine. She´s been quite a friend to my parents and even to my gf. She´s so fucking hot. She´s like a latina, nice skin tone looks like caramel. She´s like in her mid 30ths and had a daughter recently.
one day she was at my house talking w my mom and i saw her nipples by her white t-shirt. They were nice and brown, was a little fluids dropping by and she saw me looking at her boobies. We never tell nobody about this, but periodically i just masturbates in front her door at late night.

you don't seem dumb. you seem like a regular girl, tbh

Either she knows the gravy train is over, or her lover still lives on base and she don't want to leave

I'm 69 and started taking a 2.5 mg Cialis pill everyday and have become one fucking horndog. I love waking up with morning wood again.

Spent too much time away doing my army thing, grew used to being alone. moving out on a few months. kid is hit the worst.

same but I graduated early

well the gravy train will be over, retiring and she will lose all her benefits. good luck to her.

i rang in the new year giving a 10yo a "fireworks show" I oiled up my torso, cock and balls and slippery stroked my way to a 10 spitter and lay drowned in my own cum while she talked me through her first ever schlkgasm

:) thank you.

under8d

My cousin 18
In spain.....
Legal 100%

you're welcome. so did you want to shack up, or no?

My aunt made me a footjob on her sofa when I had 15ans

name?

I know my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 years, the only reason I haven't said anything is because I don't want my kids to have to go through a divorce. I hate my life.

I would like to talk more :3

I watch gay porn 99% percent of the time. I have zero interest acutely having sex with a guy.

shieeeeet

I have to kill and to bury a man

contact info?

So do you bang her?

I laugh at Sayori memes.

I mean, i have kik and snapchat but im scared to post either of them :/

I'm a young single staff sergeant in the army. i regularly plow the fuck out of my female privates. if anyone found out my career would be over.

My gf (less than 6 months) is a spanish porn actress (at least was, Im trying to get her out of there)
She "cheated" me once. It wasn't technically cheating cos we left the relationship on a crisis for a few days.
I used to finger my cousin (she is a slut, first time she was 15-16 yo dont remember). Last time i did something with her was a year ago.
I'm gonna bang my cousin in revenge when ill see her.
Sorry for my bad english.

Donald is it you?

>Also not really sure if i need to tell somebody
You really don't. Unless someone asks or it comes up or you get gay married, just keep it on the DL. No gain in sharing, lots of potential downsides.
>active bisexual told precisely 0 people I wasn't going to fuck
>not ashamed, just not going to throw my shit in everyone's face for no reason

Thank you im sorry lol

Enough isn’t your first language is it?

no problem

I would love to bury my cock in that big fat ass.

I'd take her panties off and put them on my face first.

gorda latina mucho bueno

nah just a fucking dude who has lost a shit ton of weight recently, and now my dick is like a bear that has woken up starving from a LONG-ASS hibernation.

Seriously I was nearing 500 fucking pounds (depressed as fuck) and now I'm 340 or so. I'm way more fit than 340 sounds, and I have so much fucking energy and strength again. My dick thinks we're 15 again, and I'm just horny ALL THE TIME, and basically anything and everything gets me hard.

Dude just do the same... Even with hookers. 0 regrets.

I have fuck my half sister of my 13 in my 17 years old

BMP!!!!!!!

what's not a secret, you're retarded

kek

dumb guy humour

I hope we have another holocaust and take over this fucking country.

I don't browse Sup Forums

I'm depressed as fuck but no one knows. I still try and make an effort to communicate with friends but it's getting harder. I think daily about just up and taking my savings and leaving forever.

I used my cat as a cum rag and I loved it