Happy new year Sup Forums!!! Whats your new years resolution?

happy new year Sup Forums!!! Whats your new years resolution?

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I'm going to pray to Jesus as often as I can, until He kills Donald Trump.

no pussy grabbing???

Happy new year, pal.

>reolution
To not be as bothered by pic-related.

he has dementia

No, just answer one question that only one of two people can ask.

>quit drinking
>continue my boxing
>finish editing novel
>quit porn
>finish spelunky
>save money
>get Nintendo switch

finish school

To do more stuff and also things

>quit porn

y tho?
sounds dreadful

tmlp i might kms.

good
whats your major

>actually finish my games
>Git gud at drawing/motivate myself to draw more
>Not be a socially akward dumbass

physics and math

I'm going to do everything I can to keep the black man down.

my major is electrical engineering
YEAH FUCK NIGGERS

I have a really hot gf.. so some days when she's at work I wank like 5 times to porn. When she gets back she gets all hot and heavy and goes to blow me and I decline because I'm all out of juice.

So I'd rather not watch porn and have the real deal.. my girl is hard core.

Stop pretending like I'm a king and stop sucking Putins dick

I have faith user!

>be more social
>become a mathematical magi
>possibly get back into drumming and commit to music

>1.8 gpa after first year in cuny
>Made 0 friends so far aside from this one beaner who I never see anymore
>Still a virgin manlet

Goal is to fix these I guess

o cool, how's it going?

are you ready for what comes after school?
or for grad school?

Get a third job, so I can move out of my mom's basement. youtu.be/5draih89h50

Happy New Year user!!

Fly bigger kites at more festivals. Already lined up event sin Mexico and Dubai.

>>become a mathematical magi

Magi is plural.

I'm sorry

He said mathematical not grammatical

>finish some research
>thoroughly plan on my major and two minors for graduation next year
>study hard for the GRE and get 90th percentiles
>get a gf hopefully

I'm asking for a lot but I can't wait for 2018!

get a gf

>this has been by resolution for many years in a row

My Resolution is to turn Alabama blue!

Shouldn't be get a gf

Should be work on myself and become the best I can be

Work out.. eat good.. read.. get interesting hobbies

And then dear user.. girls will become attracted to you .. trust me my dude

t's kindof a shit resolution no offence.

You don't even know if you'll meet a decent girl in the nextyear.

JUST finished my 1st semester in college
>in community college
>gpa 2.250
>get associates degree then transfer to uni
any advice?? my major is electrical engineering

Arizona was pretty close in a few races. I dont have the political ethic to do more than just vote, so here's hoping

To smoke more weed and to stop going to church

Average GPA for an Engineer is 2.8, which I thought was bad. You need to put in a hellofalot more effort, that's your resolution.

>not killing myself
>or at least successfully killing myself
>keeping up the non-smoking

To kill dr*Mpf lol

Non-smoking like vaping or actually quit? I switched to vaping nearly 2 years ago and still want a cigarette. I can just barely abstain

...

Why not kill yourself with smoking??

Win win user

Better him than me

I want to take twice as many of andy sixx's logs down my fucking throat.

not smoking at all
I've been butts out since November

that's why I said not killing myself

yeah I will

That's pretty short term, still easy to fail so keep it up. The biggest hill is the first few weeks, and after about 3 months it gets easier. Supposedly it takes 2 years until most people don't want one anymore and begin to have an aversion to the smell.

Keeping quit for the next year is a good resolution.

This guy has his priorities in order.

Get a few people in Google Hangouts or Skype or w/e the gets the most people in a chat and study in video calls. Itll get people on your ass asking for help and you can beg for help just the same. My group (Junior in Materials Science & Engineering) last semester had 10-15 people in video calls studying for finals and 3-4 on homeworks.

thanks, man

First 2 weeks were pretty hard. The constant urge for having a smoke was only balanced by eating tons of junk food. Which was even worst.

I got lucky and was visiting family over a summer break and couldnt afford cigarettes. First two weeks were hell even so

To unJUST myself.

the hard part is I get distracted very easily/procrastinate.

>doing homework
>next thing I know ive spent 5 hours on youtube
HELP

Nobody like you faggot, not even the big man.

To not lose my place to stay. I got laid off due to budget cuts and they didn't give me any hours the week of so i didn't get paid. Can any kind user help me out? I need to make 125$ to finish paying my rent. I already donated plasma and toher things but its not enough. I have a 5 month old i am just trying to keep safe

Not asking for the whole thing. I just need anything at all. I can return it when i get a new job

Youtube is the devil. Especially since it also has useful learning material for your curriculum. I was supposed to be learning about reciprical space and Ewald's Sphere and got stuck on Forier Space and Forier transform instead. Still never understood Ewald's lol
Find a rival to compete grades with and popcorn read. If you must do it alone, ban yourself from youtube (OpenDNS, editing hosts file, StayFocusd extension for chrome).

If youre not on welfare already, get to the local DES and tell them your story. If you have a kid, you can get some help.

I've never been on any type of government assistance. How fast do they help?

Depends on how fast you can fill out 20 forms and how much you need it. I was homeless a while back and got emergency health insurance and food stamps in a few hours. Your biggest wait will be a line.

1.learn more russian
2.Revise alot more, im a few months from my real GCSE exams and spens about 4 hours a day on the computer

If you get it, make sure you show you're grateful with some thank-you's. Some people there love that theyre helping out real people who need real help, rather than some crack head who barely made the cut because of a loophole.

Getting my fucking life together.

Sounds like something to look into. Not to proud to get assistance i suppose. My kids to important to me

To die. The only reason I live anymore is to bend to everyone else while if I ask for anything, a pittance, I am treated like a dog. I guess, in truth, my real want is to just be loved and wanted for me, not what I can do for them... death sounds easier.

I would say wouldn't they deny drug users,but it's the u.s. so ehhhh...

If youre between 16-25, check out Job Corps. I went there when I was younger, its a little bit like a military school. You wake up at 6am and make your bed and clean your room, and they teach you how to be a responsible adult. It's also a vocational school, so you get to learn how to be a plumber, electrician, auto repairman, etc. Job training is based on most relevant to the area one is.

Hence the statement about a loophole. Yes they do put up good walls against users, and not all of them get funded. But you have to understand that if you were on the other side of the desk: that food stamp money might be the only thing their infant gets to eat for the month. It's still not easy to say no when it comes down to it.

Kill John Lennon.

I would just say be ready for the next step.

don't waste your summers. try to get at least 1 summer internship.
you should be READY to apply for jobs a year befor you graduate.
some jobs mostly hire in the fall, and so you should know when & /how/ to apply.

This is all distant, but keep it in mind as you get closer.
it snuck up on me.
In the mean time, as others are saying, you should get your gpa up.

sorry if i sould drunk, i amu.

Recently laid off user here
Let me sum up 2017 for you for me
>Went to jail on false accusations on a 14k bond(was proven not guilty and false accusations)
>Laid off from my job
>Hit by a car
> Denied by banks to even have an account because name stolen by my dad
> was so depressed i got put into a pysch ward for a week
> so depressed i break down in panic attacks or cry out of nowhere
There is so much more. You think you should die? Stop being such a clueless jerk to yourself. It all gets better man, get help stop fighting the fact you need it.

I'm going to be the next Bam Margera. Hate me now or later

Maybe focus on the GCSE before learning Russian, depends on how much free time you have. Unless Russian helps in your area, in which case do both. I have a scheduling app to get my school shit together, just throws me assignment notifications 2-4 days before they're due so I'm always on top of things.

こいつを知らないから嫌いじゃない。。

Graduating trade school this year. Other than that no changes needed.

My new years resolution: keep on track.

Laid off user here again
Can confirm jobcorp helps alot.i went there at 18 and it turned my life around for the better. Granted its rough atm but jobcorp was worth it

Sounds good what is the app called

I'm using an unpaid version but the paid one gives actual notifications rather than a todolist. Its called Todoist for android, not sure if there's an iOS. It has chrome integration so you can literally select some text, and right click > add and set a time/date for it, all syncing to your phone.

oh, i see. i guess the 'real' thing could be better.

i like porn more though.
maybe i'm just broken though.

>cuny
which?

I just turned 20, so I'm trying to move out on my own this year. I have a shitty part time job right now but know I can get to someplace decent if I start working harder. I'd also like to make it a goal to travel somewhere for a week, anyone have any recommendations ? (from OH)

Please dont end up like my dim witted brother. He just turned 30 last week and he still lives with his parents. You enter his room and it stinks with smoke but at least he has a stack of empty jack daniels in the corner to remind him hes a failure right? lul

Happy new year OP. Reptilians control the government. We're all ascending to the 5th dimension soon.

Christ, you see that's literally my worst fear. I was a loser in middle school and my sister told me
I'd become someone like how you described your brother. I've been making up for my mistakes and
missed opportunities from that time. Thanks for reminding me of what I don't want to be user.

Don't blow my fucking brains out next time my unit goes to the range

are you in the military?

Yes and I want to die but I don't want to hurt those I've grown close to. The only thing I can do is wallow in my own pity.

To take better care of my health and not drink to escape my problems. If I keep heading this direction I've been going I'll be a full blown alcoholic before I'm 21.

>quit porn
I'd stay off Sup Forums then.

well thank you for your service.
you need to talk to someone and seek mental health it wont get any better if you wallow in your own pity

I am going to quit processed sugar

Thanks for considering those close to you and realizing that they care about you, it hurts like a bitch to lose someone to suicide. I hope you can find resolutions to your problems this year.

To stop feeling so fucking empty. I reached a point where I don't even feel sad anymore.
Oh, and a Mazda 3. I like that car

no (You)s?
fuck that shit.

i'm pissed out my mind?>
street calle??? again gogole??

Here's one :)
Enjoy yourself and drink some water before you go to bed.

Axe kick a motherfucker

To find a purpose in all this shit.

>6 pack abs
>Getting a decent job
>Living out a sexual fantasy
>Learning more