Happy new year, friends, roll for your new years wishes

happy new year, friends, roll for your new years wishes
posts ending in 0 will get their wishes granted. You only get one reroll. Any rolls after that will guarantee you bad luck for 2018.
A roll ending in 2018 will grant every single wish in the thread and remove all of the bad luck.
I wish I had bigger pee pee.

I wish me and my girlfriend would get along better

One more time, come on Sup Forums. Help me

I want some dank puss

i want a girlfriend¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

I wish for death

Oh well

Let me grow into a healthier person overall, and also a girlfriend.

and my reroll

I want to like myself

op rerolling

Rollin for Justin Bieber to drown in a pool of cum and shit.

Give me a gf in 2018

1234? That's gotta count for something

Reroll

I wish that my Grandfather lives through 2017.

Reroll

I wish for this new attempt at a relationship to not end in spectacular fucking failure

To lose my virginity

one more try

Rolling for your grandfather

I wish I would see that pretty cashier girl again and actually talk to her

Reroll I'm sure he'll make it

I want to become the person I want to be seriously

>4 rolls and it doesn't work
he's not going to make it, man. sorry.

I want to stop putting myself down and forgive myself for the things I did in the past

Wish i had gf

I wish to be better at math, because I study it

I wish I would chill out on the porn and actually focus on finishing my novel

I wish to be more appealing

I want to be confident

Anons grandpa better make it

i wish for everyone on Sup Forums to be truely happy for the rest of their lives

Hi OP. I wish that you get everything you want for the rest of the year if it's within reason. :) Reptilians control the government. We're all ascending to the 5th dimension soon.

I wish to be happy.

I think this is the year I finally do it Sup Forums
I think I am going to live a better life
by improving myself

Reroll

I don't get it?

Reroll

aside from the obligatory "pls gib gf" I wish I could actually gain some weight this year
>currently 5'11, 130 lb skeletor
>inb4 eat moar, am trying

I am going to be better at art

>polar opposite of 0
well, i tried
>inb4 this post is 0

Wait a minute 2017 was last year you fuck

reroll

Let's test my luck...

I wish for a zero

lmao you stole artist user's dream above you

I wish nothing got in the way of what I want to do

Trips of truth??

Reroll

Rerollerino

holy shit get rekt lmao

called it

I wish to have a good job by the end of 2018

I'm going to stop lying about myself and what I do

>I want to stop lying so people will see the real me

I'm rerolling for user

Kill me, Pete.

I really just wanna die asap, thats my only wish.

Double reroll for user

You only live once, so fuck it

I'm going to live the rest of my life as if it'd be my last day on earth

We sit around waiting for things to happen

Well fuck it

We gotta actually make it happen

Because sitting around and crying and feeling sorry for yourself gets you nowhere in life

it just makes you a pussy

get the fuck up and live

He got trips in his reroll

art skills

Seriously that hot chick you like? Talk to her. No one is ugly, no one is that bad.

Grow some confidence even if that means being fake af about it. At least you look charming. Just don't overdo it. Don't become a cocky motherfucker. Fuck those guys

rerollerino

i think i'll write a book
i guess my wish will be for it to be successful

I am going to get out of this house, can't stand it

I am going to be the best there ever was. I'm going to make guys jealous of me. Girls want to be with me. I'm going to take care of myself and I am going to go after my goals.

I quit my job and become my own boss

I have seen some shit.

Create some sort of passive income

bigger peepee isn't within reason : (

Lost my virginity

More self confidence

Reroll

>be me
>new years eve
>on Sup Forums
>find a thread on your new year eve goals
>"new year new me" bullshit
>begin to read
>wow
>everyone is making goals for themselves
>they are putting the time and effort into writing out these sentences
>just to say what their goal is
>what they want
>what they promise themselves
>but no one cares
>no one is going to remember
>not even this thread
>mfw they are wasting time because they could be out actually doing these things instead of wasting time typing it out

I wish I obtain moneys

i need my life to get better. please.

And I wish I get gf

reeeeeroll.

I wish this is the year I finally get the pussy

rollan for qt3.14 gamer gf who's overly sexual toward me

I wanna be happy for a change

I wish that I could win.

OH FUCK

Roll

Reroll

that second reaction post is your reroll

you fucked up your wish man

I desperately need a girlfriend

reroll

everyone knows you have to say "reroll", fucking newfag

oh fuck

stop shitposting on the internet and finish your 500 unplayed steam games

reroll

FUCK YES AUTISTIC NIGGERS

I hope I figure out what I want.

I want to end up feeling less alone and find that special life partner who wants to support my growth.

you dirty bastard
you tricked me into rerolling

rerawling

42. A fitting answer.

wish i could die

I wish to have a good relationship

reroll