Trips determines my New Years resolution

Trips determines my New Years resolution.

kill yourself

no fapping for a year

take estrogen and testosterone-blockers

gain 75 lbs

Eat a leaf every day

Roll for that

ROLLEEE

Become a trap

Swastika tattoo on forehead

drink at least 12 glasses of water every day

Leave Sup Forums and never return

Put "wubba lubb dub dub" on your resume and drop 20 pounds.

Learn the suck your own dick skill

come out as bisexual

Gallons

kys

Only listen to Rebecca Black- Friday in the car for a year

stop viewing all Sup Forums boards

Go to church every sunday.

engage in an incestuous sexual act.

create an award winning album

re-roll

Squeeze one turd a day, be it your own, stranger's, or a animal over 20 pounds.

holy shit

Year long no fap

become a prostitute

swallow 100 U.S quarters

Fap every day

Collect all your poop and make it into an effigy of Taylor swift

get fucked in the ass once a month, no excuses

Find someone to love you

swallow 100 U.S pennies

reroll

Well, you're OP... So I assume it's going to have something to do with sucking more cock.

leave Sup Forums once forever

fight the homeless

Kiss a homeless person once a week

no internet 3 months

Hit the post limit on Sup Forums

Watch the room again. Ha ha ha

Reroll

die

so close

Become the best falco player in super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube

Is that Mandy Moore!?

End yourself

You must break 6 pencils and shove the broken ends in your ass

Check my trips

Reroll

eat 1000 U.S dimes

Reroll x2

Reroll x3

I give up

...

Post a picture of yourself in front of your house on Sup Forums once a week for a year

spread the word of jesus

Fit a wine bottle in your ass

Rollin

Bring your youngest cousin a video game/relevant gift card once a month.

sex your own face. every day.

more rape

bang 3 fatties

...

come out as a faggot. not gay, not lesbian, not trans. literally go to your family and say "i'm a faggot." then continue to go to everyone else saying "i came out as a faggot."

suck your own dick

love everything. acid will help

get HIV from extensive anonymous unprotected anal sex

spread your love like a fever

cuck yourself with yourself. with your own wife

Watch the disaster artist every 4th day

sacrificing trips to Satan or the puss

jizz constantly

Get off of Sup Forums for the whole year. this place fucks up your mentality

Suck a random dick once a week at a truck stop and post it on b

jack it. NOW. NOW.

Work out. Eat Right. Make yourself a better person.

Reroll

post nude including face on the thread holding your drivers license and social security card and written phone number

...

Re reroll

switch to mac

...

Last reroll

so close

learn to play the tuba

rawlin for this

WINRAR

Never don't jack off

holy shit

Winner
Do it op you faggot

holy shitcock

uh oh

DO IT OP
DONT BE FAG

...

we have a winner

OP dun fucked up

winrar

That's not how trips work...

OP is a faggot
Not doing what he promised
Abandon cancer thread
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