Sup Forums lets play a game
basically we need to create a green text three lines at a time
but you have to kill our charactor
i have to protect him
if you use more than three lines you cheated and i wont acknowledge you
ill start
>be me
>be 18
>sitting in old house
Last character died let's try again
>pic unrelated
>Feeling pretty sad
>Decide "Fuck it I'll drink some bleach"
>Walk downstairs
>go to cabinet
>grab bleach
>unscrew cap
>decide hay lifes pretty good
>tip bleach down drain
>go outside
>I die
>fuck
>I see nothing but feel conscious
Wait so are we dead or is that just a throw away?
how do we proceed?
>realize we are just asleep
>go to road
>stand in road
>threads fucking dead
>line 2
>line 3
>road is empty due to blizzard
Has to be three lines. You don’t even acknowledge your post’s existence. It’s impossivle because you are the one who created it. Time paradox. Also
>stand in road
>get real cold
>get hypothermia
fuck you and your stupid thread
>slip on ice
>fucking break my neck
>no one in sight as I scream in pain
>take out some meth i had in my pocket
>take a good sniff
>pain is gone, i can walk again
thats not how meth works
>neighbor comes out
>remember he's a doctor
>call him over
>punch neighbor in face
>tell him I don’t need no stinking badges
>die from hypothermia and severe head injury
>Awake staring at Jesus, Muhammad, and Abraham all in a 3 way
>Join in
>Wake up in hospital screaming
>wake up in hospital
>apparently only fell unconcious
>surrounded by doctors
Oh well, at least these can work one after the other
I like this continuation better.
>stick hand in used needles bin
>contact hyper aids
>die in 30 seconds due to compromised immune system
>nurse walks in
>"Ah, don't worry! These are all flu shots."
>I was only feeling dizzy all along
>rape nurse
>die because nurse is bees
>beeshurt.jpg
>wake up
>realize I had drunk too much while watching Bee Movie
>Lay in couch for a while
>drink more
>drink entire alchohol supply down
>die of alchohol poisoning
>vomit everything
>feel like shit
>go to sleep
>pull pillow over face
>drop a bunch of stuff over pillow
>can’tbreath.jpg
>manage to push everything aside
>breathe deeply
>try not to fall asleep for a while
>go to bar to stay awake
>go into bathroom
>stand next to a big guy and say to him “you have a nice cock”
>big guy stares awkwardly
>"Sorry man, I'm not uh, into those things"
>big guy walks out, uncomfortable
I will beat you
>exit bathroom with cock in hand
>jump onto table and slap man with cock
>fightcommence.jpg
>everyone stares in disgust
>man stands up, pissed off
>bartender jumps in trying to ease everything
>leave to find gun store
>ask gun man to give me a gun and some ammo for a test on his range
>go to range and shoot myself in the frontal lobe
Sorry for not making it more creative but I need to sleep
>open eyes, not dead
>forgot to load gun
>throw gun at floor in anger
I'll never surrender
Let me sleep please
>pick gun up
>load gun
>shoot self in frontal lobe
>in his desperation didn't load gun properly
>hands were shaking
>all bullets actually fell
>try and rob gun store
>fire a blank at the manager
>gun store manager is scared so he fires a shot into my head
>manager misses
>police comes and arrests me
>puts me in jail with nothing inside
>wait 100000000000000 years
>die of old age
>game is won
>he had just fallen asleep on the floor
>police stare in disappointment
>leave him alone again
I just want to sleep
I don’t want to give up but to sleepy
I have failed Sup Forums
Does that mean I win? I mean, hey, it's almost 6am here and I'm still fighting for the lil guy
I’ve been awake for a day and a half
Oh, well um.. Let's agree you tried your best, you earned some sleep now
Bye
Nice talking to you
So this was all a ruse.
I will never give up
>get raped by prisoner
>bite sick of prisoner off
>get shanked by 23 prisoners
Dick*
Op is so much of a faggot he can’t remember respond. I win
Same, sweet dreams and happy new year
I wasn't OP actually, don't know where he went. Besides, I mentioned that the dude was jailed alone, so this breaks continuity, I still win. Goodnight.
>get pregnant with assbabies
>Assbabies explode through testicles
>crying and bleeding out with assbabies eating my toes and screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>bangs head against wall until fall unconscious
>guard finds me thinks im dead
>buries me i suffocate