Exorcist TV Series Live Thread

What a wonderful day for an Exorcism my good chums

tonight is the big dukaroo, get in here

Tomas is gonna fuck his old GF this episode, isn't he?

I never watched the movie because the bitch's face creeps me the fuck out. Is she any creepier in the show?

Kat is a great waifu.

No he's not,

This is based off the book and they have not mentioned the movie

Is the old man the devil or a generic demon?

we gonna find out tonight, demon is gonna fully manifest now

unknown, we'll find out tonight when they formally confront it

I'm talking from a visual standpoint. Whenever I see pictures of the girl from the movie I freak the fuck out.

Actually, I thought they directly named Chris Macneil very briefly in like the second episode.

They will surely address the cult/possessed people who cut up those niggas, right?

I've never watched this but I've seen the original Exorcist movie and read both of Blattys Exorcist novels. Is it worth watching?

I think the dad just got psuedo possessed, inb4 he starts leading the cult

it's been surprisingly great so far, tonight is a good one to judge the series on, they will be making their first go at exorcising the demon

Ohh gotcha, I haven't watced it either..they say the movie might or might not be cursed?? So be careful, if you watch it? You'll be OK.

Shit..I guess I wasn't paying attention, sorry!!

She was a total cutie in The Exorcist 2 though.

I've only seen the first episode. It's cute, and worth watching if you're into the movie, or just possession horror shit in general.

>demon shit talking and mind games

here we go lads

I'm sure they will, dammnit I wish Father Marcus followed that weird homeless nutjob, then again he probably would've gotten hurt..

It's pretty good. If you like exorcism movies you will love it.

And with one shot, foot fetishists cried out in despair...

oh.....the demon whispered to him that she cheated on him and she isn't his kid

I don't care about the mom and dad.
Maybe the dad. Because he's about to get possessed.

This demon must be Australian. He's a bantz master.

Oh fuck, good call

actually credits says the demon is voiced by Dr. Mckay

What a feelin'...when we're dancin' on the ceilin'...

Wait, demon is called The Salesman?

"Her"?

so what's gonna be the reason hell is interested in the lesbian sister?

What is he selling?

the sister, Marcus already tricked the demon into revealing it isn't even interest in its current host, just the best way to get at her sister

Dream sequence?

I thought it was because the demon knew she was hurting from her gf dying so she would be easy to possess. But the demon couldn't so it went for Casey.

TOMAS, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BAD PRIEST?

oh shit oh shit, the demon got into Tomas' head

I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE

That shit is going to look baaaaaad on the baby monitor.

KAT JUST FUCK OFF

should....should Tomas get himself checked out?

The what?

ahhhhh she said the thing

FOR THE COOKIE.

oh god, this dumbass is really doing it

what the fuck tomas

The wha?

Tomas is really fucking up

not even doing it missionary, fucking her like a bitch in heat

Plot Twist

Tomas becomes a cultist, Marcus is the real main character

GODDAMIT BITCH WHAT DID YOU DO?

SHE CALLED THE FUCKING POLICE
IPSE VENIT

Way to go, you dumb bitch.

I hope the demon DOES get you now.

Kat needs to die. Now.

this shits scary when you believe it can happen

thats why i dont watch it.

She knows she done fucked up now.

That fucking smile.

well, that can't be good

He is coming? The devil? The salesman?

Whoever it is, thats why those cultists were going shopping for guts.

The Pope.

If the Pope is also the devil I quit.

Oh shit man, they're building a fucking body.

It's reference to the billboards about the Pope coming to Chicago. The Salesman (and, presumably, the rest of the demons) are *very* aware of this, and are planning something big when he finally comes.

That would be the simplest way to ruin the entire show.

any panty yet?

....so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

HOLY FUCK

OH FUCK WE FULL CIRCLE NOW

And boom goes the dynamite.

Guess I really do need to watch the movie.

IS HE AFTER KAT, OR IS HE AFTER ANGELA?

And I also guess that solves the question of who's the "her" in "Bring her to me."

why not both, not like demons aren't greedy shits

So, does that mean the demon is Pazuzu?

Or did he die in one of the sequels?

Pretty sure they're ignoring the sequels.

And in the original he was just banished/chased away, right?

that's all an exorcism is, a means to banish and drive away demons

according to the bible only god and his angels can actually smite them

i expected this show to be absolute shit but goddamn it's entertaining as fuck